Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I actually trust MEN sometimes, I feel sometimes they can be accurate as a Manchester outlet but the saga is really starting to drag.
 
Here's a good watch.
Where the presenter goes through all the possible dates which have and are being mentioned regarding his signing date.

 
United's chopper has just landed outside OT. Last time this happened we signed Zlatan.

What has a chopper at OT got to do with anything?

Pogba is in NYC, and Ed does his dealing in London

Last time it happened was for something unrelated happening outside the ground with a royal, if I'm remembering right

Last time it happened we announced Zlatan.

Not saying it's definitely Pogba related, just letting you cnuts know.

With the Telegraph claiming their sources say the deal is to be done later today will it mean @Carl will have to serve some humble pie to a few?
 
TODAY!!?? :devil:

I can't believe he'll be put straight into the squad at the weekend? Im guessing medical on Saturday along with the confirmation and press photos. Watch the game from the stands at Wembley and then slowly intergrated into the first team once he has his fitness back by end of August :D
 
So are we now thinking that Pogba has been secretly flown into Manchester (bypassing the flight track specialists) and has possibly already had his medical too?
 
If I was leaving a club I wouldn't publicly announce I'm leaving to a random guy on the street.

"Are you leaving Juventus?" "No", "Are you staying at Juventus?" "Yes"

You can't exactly reveal you're leaving your current club when you haven't yet had a medical.
 
But didn't his instargam post today have him still kickboxing in NYC?
 
Remember how discreet united kept Schneiderlin before announcing him. Just saying.

That's because everyone was distracted by the Schweinsteiger deal, we could theoretically do the same with another player as everyone is focused on Pogba.
 
With the Telegraph claiming their sources say the deal is to be done later today will it mean @Carl will have to serve some humble pie to a few?

I didn't say it wasn't happening today, I said a helicopter at OT has nothing to do with whether it is or isn't.
 
I don't care if I'm in a meeting, an important sign-up or my one-to-one, if this breaks today, I'm walking straight out of the room and going into the nearest cubicle with my iPad.

I reckon we may break the Twitter retweet record with this one, at least on sports related tweets. Ed will have a team tracking such data anyway that's for sure.
 
I think I'll wait for something more concrete than "Telegraph sources" before getting my hopes up for an announcement today.
 
The Telegraph! WOOOOOOP!

(Are they reputable?)

ducker is ok. This new info is from their live feed. We have no idea if Telegraph Sport sources are actually ducker sources. But to claim it's happening today, who knows?
 
ducker is ok. This new info is from their live feed. We have no idea if Telegraph Sport sources are actually ducker sources. But to claim it's happening today, who knows?

Isn't drucker from Times? Or am I referring to someone else..

From my understanding the Telegraph is decent but certainly not the leading newspaper for United news. They occasionally post bullshit stuff.
 
Choppergate! Surely it makes sense to announce him BEFORE bringing him in a chopper and not after. But either way, loving it!
 
I don't trust this piece of news from 'Telegraph sources'. It seems very flippant reporting to me - no Journalist has his name to it.

I'm calling it now, Pogba won't be announced today.
 
At his presentation he'll probably say that he is a long time member of RedCafe and that he has been reading every single post. He'll then shed a tear and say that he only wanted the thread to reach the 1.000 pages.
 
Telegraph also ran a story based on that video by couple of 16 yr old Italians getting Pogba to say yes about staying. I won't take them seriously.
 
Di Marzio > Telegraph > Times > BBC > United

We're only a few steps away. :drool:
 
I initially suspected tomorrow, and I still think that would be a bit more likely.

Anyway troops, I'm here to join the force for the home straight. Who's in charge here? Can someone show me to my duties?
 
Announcement will be within the next 3 days I think. Either way this has been done and one hell of a muppet ride