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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I can feel it in my balls.

Today is PogDay.
 
Skysports news are making it seem like we still haven't agreed a fee or personal terms.

Was hoping it was basically done and ready to be signed
They don't even know what day it is for god sake :lol: We've definitely agreed terms.
 
This whole thing Is going backwards. first, it was 'personal terms agreed, clubs need to agree' now, 'clubs have reached agreement, personal terms yet to be agreed'? give me a break
 
This whole thing Is going backwards. first, it was 'personal terms agreed, clubs need to agree' now, 'clubs have reached agreement, personal terms yet to be agreed'? give me a break

No it ain't. Sky are useless
 
This whole thing Is going backwards. first, it was 'personal terms agreed, clubs need to agree' now, 'clubs have reached agreement, personal terms yet to be agreed'? give me a break

It's not going backward. SKY are just shit.
 
This whole thing Is going backwards. first, it was 'personal terms agreed, clubs need to agree' now, 'clubs have reached agreement, personal terms yet to be agreed'? give me a break

It's not going forwards nor backwards according to any UK report because the fact is the UK media have been kept well out of the loop with regards this deal. The UK media are like birds fighting for scraps of bread, while the Italian media are dining at the top table whilst getting sucked off in the process.
 
No it ain't. Sky are useless
They basically trying to make a story out of the fact they stalked Pogba on his holiday and 'spoke' to Burton. I think "we'll see" is the equivalent to "feck of mate I'm on holiday, I'm not talking to you but i don't want to appear rude."
 
Imagine getting paid to go a pool party in Vegas to try and confirm a transfer that everyone knows is happening anyway.

F*ck you Andy Burton.

Dream job. I bet he asked Pogba a couple questions then jumped in the pool with a girl in a bikini in each arm.
 
He's probably delaying signing so he can have a longer holiday
 
This will all be confirmed by Friday. Pogba will be at the Community Shield game sitting in the stands - the camera will pan to him approx 7 times during the game.
 
So basically:

If the agent or Pogba confirms Uniteds interest - that is a good sign
If noone says anything - that is a good sign
If someone denies - well it's not like they would go out and announce it before its done - that is a good sign

Damn - it's reassuring to be a United-fan :)
 
Nah, i think either Juve will announce his departure like BVB did for Mkhi or MUFC will announce signing "subject to medical" before he returns.

Hopefully Di Marzio has an update today!

IMO nothing will happen before at least Wednesday.

It's quite the same situation like with Zaltan's debut last saturday. Wazza has his testimonial upcoming and neither the club nor Pogba would risk to put him to the sideline by announcing this mega transfer IF it happens.
 
Just to update, last night we acquired a new member called "Bananna Infused Turd Hair". Shame about the spelling mistake, but there you go, that's muppetry for you.
 
IMO nothing will happen before at least Wednesday.

It's quite the same situation like with Zaltan's debut last saturday. Wazza has his testimonial upcoming and neither the club nor Pogba would risk to put him to the sideline by announcing this mega transfer IF it happens.

would juve care though?
 
IMO nothing will happen before at least Wednesday.

It's quite the same situation like with Zaltan's debut last saturday. Wazza has his testimonial upcoming and neither the club nor Pogba would risk to put him to the sideline by announcing this mega transfer IF it happens.

True, but I really doubt Juventus care about Rooney's big day.. They'll probably announce it before United do.
 
would juve care though?

I think Juve is ok with any delay as this allows them to wrap up their deals quietly. So why should they push for an announcement, thus, risking to get milked by clubs, agents and players of potential replacements.

Don't think they are in a hurry - they have plenty of time before their season starts.
 
IMO nothing will happen before at least Wednesday.

It's quite the same situation like with Zaltan's debut last saturday. Wazza has his testimonial upcoming and neither the club nor Pogba would risk to put him to the sideline by announcing this mega transfer IF it happens.
I don't think we are holding off from announcing the deal just to prevent Pogba from stealing Rooney's "thunder". There genuinely must be a lot of paperwork and it is just taking time to get it done.
 
It's like Alan partridge when his boss is going to sign him a second series, and he has heart attack just before he signs !!!!! Aaarrrrggghhh bleeding sign already Paul !!
Until he's signed, there is always the pessimist in me yelling "it's not happening"
 
I don't think we are holding off from announcing the deal just to prevent Pogba from stealing Rooney's "thunder". There genuinely must be a lot of paperwork and it is just taking time to get it done.

I'm not sure what to make of this "paperwork and signing take time" argument.

I think there is nothing agreed and that negotiations are still ongoing and this paperwork argument is used by DiMarzio etc. to buy some time. So that they could position themselves as "we said it was only paperwork left so we were first to announce it as done".
 
So basically:

If the agent or Pogba confirms Uniteds interest - that is a good sign
If noone says anything - that is a good sign
If someone denies - well it's not like they would go out and announce it before its done - that is a good sign

Damn - it's reassuring to be a United-fan :)

Basically this. I think everyone is so convinced that this is happening that he could be standing next to Zidane with his new Madrid shirt in one hand and a contract in the other, and it'd just be one of his funny japes. I will believe it when there's something concrete rather than a journalist says he's signing followed by nothing happening again.
I wonder if mentioning Madrid upset anyone?
 
Just to update, last night we acquired a new member called "Bananna Infused Turd Hair". Shame about the spelling mistake, but there you go, that's muppetry for you.

:lol:

I would have said promote him straight away but not with the spelling error. Do. Not. Want.
 
It's funny how people live by this day to day going mad when there's no update. In all probability they probably had a phone conversation a week ago and Pogba said 'yeah sure Jose, I'll come down to Carrington when I'm back on the 6th' and United were like 'okay cool, see you in a week'.

The notion that every day something needs to happen, that every day of his holiday United are speaking to him saying 'why haven't you signed yet' or that we're cancelling his holiday and arranging medicals in other countries is just absurd. Chill out, he's on fecking holiday. When he comes back it will be down to business whether he goes to us or Madrid.

All this 'no update yet, I've got a bad feeling about this' what the feck do you expect to have happened?