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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I'll be back tomorrow and hopefully Pogba will be wearing red. If it's white we can all go into hiding for the rest of the summer :lol:
 
The car is white though... :confused:

Meaning, he will always be a United man, but for now he is GOING to be DRIVING/PLAYING in a WHITE CAR/SHIRT.

......
So does that mean if the car was black, he'd be saying he will always be a United man but he'll be staying at Juventus?
What if the car was dark or seemed to be a shade similar to a blue colour, does that mean he'll always be a United man but he'll be playing at City or Chelsea?
 
I'm surprised how calm everyone is.

Not sinked in yet? We're breaking the world transfer record on Paul Fecking Pogba!

We're actually getting our main Muppet transfer target for once, brushing off RM in the process. :drool:
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?
 
I'm surprised how calm everyone is.

Not sinked in yet? We're breaking the world transfer record on Paul Fecking Pogba!

We're actually getting our main Muppet transfer target for once, brushing off RM in the process. :drool:

It's the calm before the hype-storm.
 
I'm surprised how calm everyone is.

Not sinked in yet? We're breaking the world transfer record on Paul Fecking Pogba!

We're actually getting our main Muppet transfer target for once, brushing off RM in the process. :drool:
There will still be a few pessimists around, scouring twitter for the slightest mention of Real being in for him so they can fuel paranoia and worrying
For the most of us tho, we're all excited and ready for whats to come. Muppets will be rejoicing soon
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?

Surely more likely than both of those is he already owned the hat and shoes, but thought the filter would be a fun way to drop a hint about joining United?
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?
Outrageous post! You negative Madrid fearing traitorous pessimistic killjoy!
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?

Come on man, this is muppetry. It is like love, a chemical reaction that inhibits logic, reason and reason while at the same time makes one hypersensitive and emotional.

Embrace it.
 
"according to italian reports"

THESE feckERS literally read a GdS article and looked at pogba's instagram. These feckers don't even hide their lack of knowledge :lol::lol::lol:
It's crazy. Can't they just ask Sky Italia for their sources since Sky and Sky Italia are linked.
 
It should be pointed out over and over again that without Mourinho, none of these targets would have happened in my opinion.
 
Main muppet probably.
However we did get the best players we wanted in the last 2 seasons as well..
Shaw 2 years ago,
Martial last year.
Pogba this year...no difference :)
 
Isn't this like a massive hint? Or am I missing something ? Considering we just signed a deal with them.
Yeah surprised no one has commented more positively about this, otherwise it seems massively odd for Virgin to do that!
 
Isn't this like a massive hint? Or am I missing something ? Considering we just signed a deal with them.

Not a hint like I think the Virgin media team got ITK knowledge, but more that they can see the inevitable like we can see, Pogba is signing.

At most it might drag on beyond the weekend, but either this Friday or beginning of next week he will be ours.
 
Tenner to the muppet who tracks down Tancredi, Jamie Jackson and Miguel Delaney and takes a huge dump in their mouths after this saga is finished (if it goes our way).
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?

Pogba is in the Instagram generation, he knows exactly what he's doing with that message-so there is every chance that it is a subliminal confirmation that he is United bound.

A 'noire' style filter isn't really needed to make those types of cars 'cooler'. Where's all the Juventus headings on his Insta/Facebook/Twitter? Where is Pogba on Juves Twitter? - you could as deep into it as you wish.

These players are iphone hounds they eat/live/breathe social media so nowadays i think there is every chance they send 'messages' this way - its just how it is.

If he posted a picture of a Pizza, does that mean he loves Italy and is staying? Probably not, but there is every chance of there being a cryptic side to his post.

There is of course every chance that as you say he wanted to make his 'fancy car look bit cooler' and all of this is yet another idiotic Internet story.
 
Am I alone in thinking that Pogba is incredibly overrated?
Definitely not alone. He is overrated/over-hyped, but he definitely offers something United's current midfielders don't.
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?
Yep that sounds feasible... because he clearly has no idea about all the mega hype of United being in for him and the thousands of United fans who are likely watching his instagram page. I think it's very likely it's a deliberate hint or tease rather than him just applying a filter to make his car look good. Adding to that, pretty much half of his car is missing in the picture
 
Which muppet was let loose on the title?
I've no time for over-analytical muppetry but, nevertheless, "Nothing so far today" is an anagram of "Sign that on fr*day". Think on, sheeple...
 
Am I alone in thinking that Pogba is incredibly overrated?

Yeah and not only that but everyone else on the earth is just alternative versions of you so in effect the rest of you don't agree with you :) Hope that helps.
 
Am I alone in thinking that Pogba is incredibly overrated?
No, a hundred other people have said this a hundred times already and then proceed whip out their 'better midfield options' list with Kante and Carzola on it.

Zzzzz
 
I'm surprised how calm everyone is.

Not sinked in yet? We're breaking the world transfer record on Paul Fecking Pogba!

We're actually getting our main Muppet transfer target for once, brushing off RM in the process. :drool:



:drool:
 
It's crazy. Can't they just ask Sky Italia for their sources since Sky and Sky Italia are linked.

the conspiratorial side of me thinks they down-play actual information that is current for older info so they can get fools money into transfer bets.

There is no way you have the backing of a multi-national corporation and you use your "transfer updates" to tell us things we knew 12 hours ago.
 
Can't believe people are getting so giddy about the car photo. Are we saying he specifically bought the red hat and shoes to send a message to all us United fans? Isn't it a lot more likely he already owned the clobber and thought that using the filter would make the photo of his fancy car look a bit cooler? And that's all there is to it. I mean, come on. This is all looking very hopeful. Why the need to clutch at straws?

Burn him!!!