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Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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Pogba transfer is on a different level altogether. This is a player that all the big clubs want to sign. It will be a big win for Woodward if can get this done.Main muppet probably.
However we did get the best players we wanted in the last 2 seasons as well..
Shaw 2 years ago,
Martial last year.
Pogba this year...no difference
He's having it in America I've heard, that's where he is now and it's the only way they can get him signed, there's no way anyone would spend €145 or whatever it is without a medical
Raiola has been postponing this transfer so that Paul can also break the caf record. Pogbas shirt number will be the number of posts this thread gets to and will be offset on a Chevy logo, next to an Aon sign at Carrington, all whilst Paul is drinking a can of Chivita fruit juice and playing blackjack at a Donaco International casino.
I still can't believe that there were people who didn't want Jose here.
He was always going to attract the best players - it was a no brainer of an appointment.
If all that stuff had changed since this alleged breakthrough in the negotiations then I reckon it would be a very big hint about a done dealio but a picture with a filter that makes his outfit/car look cool? Bit of a stretch IMO.
No it wouldn't be interesting
Don't forget Fernandinho.
Probably not as old as you're miserable.
What are you lot even posting about in this thread? I come in twice a day and there would always be at least 15 new pages. Meanwhile nothing has happened.
Atleast let the transfer get done mate. We can discuss about his performance in a new thread with the title Pogba | Manchester United player
You're using wordsmiths anagram server too much.
I think you're getting carried away now.
It's actually an easy to read and pretty obvious 'textbook' standard 'football muppetry' equation:
(red baseball cap + red trainers + white supercar) = (messing with our heads + walk all over us + heading for Real Madrid).*
* Later 'football muppetry textbook' editions state that it could also mean (it's on, he's signing for Manchester United - game over)
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I wonder about this as well. Like women can always find something to talk about.
Everyone was going on like it was a signed deal last night, y'all could end up looking like right bell ends, nothing's done until we see him holding up our shirt, when will we learn ?
So what do you want people to do? Wallow in some kind of self pity because he hasn't signed before August?
It's not the first comment I've read on here regarding this. People seem to have a problem with optimism and happiness here.
Isn't there 36 hours to go?
In muppet hours, it's only 12.Isn't there 36 hours to go?
Erm....Basically what you two just did there.
Surprised the muppets haven't begged Niall to apply a 48 hour countdown on the homepage.
I thought there'd at least be a new instagram/twitter follow this morning to keep everyone ticking over. Oh well, we'll just have to wait like the old days.
This transfer has all the ingredients of being a real game-changer for us. It ticks absolutely every box a world-record bid should. To be honest, it also looks good in comparison to the Bale transfer. Add to this the obscene amounts being tossed around recently (Higuaín and Mane for starters) and this one is actually nothing we should be looking askance at. Just need to get this over the line and we're all set to take back our seat at the top of the table.
And sissoko
Not even that is a guarantee either... remember Adem Ljajic? He was pictured alongside Tosic and Fergie holding a United shirt, but he never actually signed in the end lol
Main muppet probably.
However we did get the best players we wanted in the last 2 seasons as well..
Shaw 2 years ago,
Martial last year.
Pogba this year...no difference
Last year we went for Neymar and Muller. We put in World Record bids. They did not join.
Martial was a last minute deal, because we failed to get Neymar/Muller.
The previous year, Di Maria was the biggest signing we made.
Shaw was signed as a youth player and his first season, barely played due to being fat.
And Moloko.And sissoko
No it wouldn't, somebody has done exactly that about every other page throughout this thread!
i am saving my two remaining posts for the day.. just in case Pogba signs today....
I think many on here think that anything which Di Marzio says, will come true.
Isn't there 36 hours to go?
Yeah was thinking this
Di Marzio made that tweet on wedsnesday night 48 hours on is Friday night so what's this 12 hours about.
Can't argue with that.
Poor AS..
I wanted to see their take on all if this and it's not good news for them folks
They have Pogba and United reports in one condensed article yet feel ESPN (referencing the Star) deserves it's own article.
Not only that, in the Pogba to United article they have inserted 'Despite ESPN reporting that Madrid have made contract with the player' TWICE in their short ass little piece.
This is despite ESPN reporting on Wednesday that Pogba could be "stalling" a potential move to Old Trafford with Real, thought to be his preferred destination, now said to be in contact with the Bianconeri over the Frenchman.
Poor AS #neverforget
I wanted to see their take on all if this and it's not good news for them folks
They have Pogba and United reports in one condensed article yet feel ESPN (referencing the Star) deserves it's own article.
Not only that, in the Pogba to United article they have inserted 'Despite ESPN reporting that Madrid have made contract with the player' TWICE in their short ass little piece.
This is despite ESPN reporting on Wednesday that Pogba could be "stalling" a potential move to Old Trafford with Real, thought to be his preferred destination, now said to be in contact with the Bianconeri over the Frenchman.
Poor AS #neverforget
i am saving my two remaining posts for the day.. just in case Pogba signs today....
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