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But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.

:lol:
 
To be fair, I'd have fancied my chances saying we'd appoint Mou and sign Ibra and Mkhitryian.

The real ITK's are the ones that call things out of thin air, those that broke the Falcao transfer on deadline day, the ones who came out with the Eric Bailey tweets when nobody even knew him, and so on.
 
But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.
So just tell us, in detail, what these assholes have said.

:)
 
But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.

In fairness, if you are ITK what players apart from Pogba are we after?
 
But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.
Mate I know and do business with people at the club, people who work with the players on a daily basis and don't talk about transfers.

I quite simply don't believe a word you're saying about how knowing people at adidas leads to the inside track on transfer negotiations. It's plainly bollocks but you'll have plenty in here on your hook so whatever.
 
But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.

I don't think we would need months of marketing planning on how to advertise, its pogba in the same way it was Mourinho. Just release a tweet saying pogba is red and watch the retweets roll in. There is simply no reason adidas would need to be kept in the loop with anything like this.

'Hi, is that mr smith of adidas? hi, its john from united, got some massive news, yeah yeah we've signed pogba, make sure you don't mention anything until we announce him though yeah? oh good point i guess for business purposes this phone call was almost pointless'
 
To be fair, I'd have fancied my chances saying we'd appoint Mou and sign Ibra and Mkhitryian.

The real ITK's are the ones that call things out of thin air, those that broke the Falcao transfer on deadline day, the ones who came out with the Eric Bailey tweets when nobody even knew him, and so on.

I will never be able to do that im afraid. I have got my info when its one a advanced stage. But I suppose you could take the chance. Try next summer, see how many you get right with details.
 
But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.

Yeah, but that's still a load of bull.

I've worked in two different marketing positions with United as a direct client, have personal acquaintances (outside work) who work in United's marketing dept, my cousin had a pretty senior position in Adidas's marketing. I heard plenty of bits and pieces, all just assured as you're being, and all with about the same hit rate as every other so-called ITK you find in here.

You may be talking a big game, or you may just be gullible, but nothing you know or think you know has any more weight than whatever we find written on the back of tomorrows tabloids.
 
I don't think we would need months of marketing planning on how to advertise, its pogba in the same way it was Mourinho. Just release a tweet saying pogba is red and watch the retweets roll in. There is simply no reason adidas would need to be kept in the loop with anything like this.

'Hi, is that mr smith of adidas? hi, its john from united, got some massive news, yeah yeah we've signed pogba, make sure you don't mention anything until we announce him though yeah? oh good point i guess for business purposes this phone call was almost pointless'

Wow :wenger:
 
Italian, English, French, which is the fourth? Spanish?

Italian is probably the easiest language to learn to speak freely. Most of the guys I know that speak it have learned it in 4-5 months.

I'm not so sure that Pogba speaks fluently Spanish.
The grammar in Italian is a fecking nightmare.
 
I will never be able to do that im afraid. I have got my info when its one a advanced stage. But I suppose you could take the chance. Try next summer, see how many you get right with details.

Okay, when Di Marzio says contracts are signed and the papers have speculated on every detail of of the deal, I'll come on here, say I work for some drinks company that has a sponsorship deal with United thus must be privvy to comings and goings, and reap the benefits.
 
Anyway, back to the important stuff... has anybody checked where this thread is getting to in the all-time transfer thread list? IIRC 12k posts and 3222 pages should be getting to around the top 5?
 
The Caf should do what Neogaf does where 'ITK's' have to provide proof to the mods of how they would know such things, and then they get banned anyway if their info turns out to be wrong.
 
Yeah, but that's still a load of bull.

I've worked in two different marketing positions with United as a direct client, have personal acquaintances (outside work) who work in United's marketing dept, my cousin had a pretty senior position in Adidas's marketing. I heard plenty of bits and pieces, all just assured as you're being, and all with about the same hit rate as every other so-called ITK you find in here.

You may be talking a big game, or you may just be gullible, but nothing you know or think you know has any more weight than whatever we find written on the back of tomorrows tabloids.

Good post. I do agree on the second part.
 
What will the meltdown level be on here when Pogba doesn't happen?

Not getting Thiago level? Sneijder staying at Inter level? Or dare I even contemplate... Moyes being hired level??
to be honest, after being burned so many times, every summer, I doubt the meltdown will be anything drastic as years gone by. we now are at a stage where we are more surprised if it happens than distraught at how we could have ever not got our muppet target
 
Its done. Its not more to say tbh. I wish I knew more details, but I dont.
OK. So how many different people at work told you this? How did they tell you? Was it a hushed corridor conversation or over a coffee in front of lots of other people? How did the people who told you it's done come to know about it themselves?
 
Acquire Me is slightly shitting himself i bet. Although i still take his word r.e. Pogba :wenger:
 
But you dont know the reality of the situation. You would if you had my job. You see, some of the assholes I work with from time to time, they know a lot of things before others, because they are in sales and marketing. Its a lot of work before a product is released.
Keep up the good work!

I rather read one of your posts then all the others negativity.

But I admit it's entertaining to see you get under their skins with unpopular info they refuse to believe. Why be happy about getting Pogba...
 
The Caf should do what Neogaf does where 'ITK's' have to provide proof to the mods of how they would know such things, and then they get banned anyway if their info turns out to be wrong.

I wonder if there was a way of setting up a thread so we could actually track journalists on here, make a tally of transfers journalists or papers suggest and how many go right and how many go wrong to actually get some empirical evidence on who is reliable. It's far too much work for one man but I think its possible as constantly updating thread.
 
OK. So how many different people at work told you this? How did they tell you? Was it a hushed corridor conversation or over a coffee in front of lots of other people? How did the people who told you it's done come to know about it themselves?
He'll stop posting here if we all badger him.

And it's going off topic now.
 
:lol: @Acquire Me you are going to get this all the time, anytime you post some info haha. Having to explain a million times.
Hes already said how he comes across the info, if hes wrong I.E something he says is done, ends up not being done, he'll get banned.
Not sure what all the fuss is about. Enjoy the ride, hes been right so far
 
We are really going off topic. Anyway, no more news tonight on Pogba, the last bit of news we got was Monday and that was only Raiola's quotes. I hope we hear something tomorrow.
 
Acquire Me has went balls out on this one, no wiggle room. If he is a false ITK, he will never live this one down.
 
Because he doesn't have any evidence or proof of how he obtained the information. He is unable to give specifics.
Would you go into specifics of you could get into sh*t at work because of it?

He has said Pogba is done. That's good enough for me - if it doesn't happen then the guy is going to look very silly.
 
He'll stop posting here if we all badger him.

And it's going off topic now.
Fair enough. And I didn't mean to badger him. My opinion is I'm just sceptical of ITK's, and I don't know Acquire Me personally, so obviously why would I believe anything he says? I do find reading that kinda thing entertaining though, and have no problem with it.

My own logical view on the Pogba business it that we're more likely to get him than not get him. Then again, I was more convinced we'd get Thiago when that was kicking off, and a logical analysis of what we think we know means very little in this scenario!
 
Until there's actual proof that Acquire Me is lying, isn't best to go along with the old saying "innocent until proven guilty"? It's a bit unfair to gang up on him and call him a bullshitter when no one has any idea what he knows.
 
:lol: @Acquire Me you are going to get this all the time, anytime you post some info haha. Having to explain a million times.
Hes already said how he comes across the info, if hes wrong I.E something he says is done, ends up not being done, he'll get banned.
Not sure what all the fuss is about. Enjoy the ride, hes been right so far

Its been like this from Mourinho to Pogba now. I have one source and he has been spot on. I chose to believe him and pass along what he says to me. If that gets me banned, thats quite sad tbf :annoyed: I do like this forum, but should probably never have shared anything :lol:
 
Fair enough. And I didn't mean to badger him. My opinion is I'm just sceptical of ITK's, and I don't know Acquire Me personally, so obviously why would I believe anything he says? I do find reading that kinda thing entertaining though, and have no problem with it.

My own logical view on the Pogba business it that we're more likely to get him than not get him. Then again, I was more convinced we'd get Thiago when that was kicking off, and a logical analysis of what we think we know means very little in this scenario!
It's fair to doubt ITKs mate seeing as the internet is full of them.

Acquire Me seems an honest lad and has put his reputation on the line with this Pogba news.

Let's all just wait and see what unfolds, Pogba may be heading back home very soon!
 
We will hear more about this when he is due to report back to Juve. While he is on holiday we won't hear much. I just pray this thread isn't on about 1500 pages in late August - for the health of some people on here if not for our midfield issues.
 
Would you go into specifics of you could get into sh*t at work because of it?

He has said Pogba is done. That's good enough for me - if it doesn't happen then the guy is going to look very silly.
Fair enough then, lets see what happens next.
 
To play devil's advocate, how or what would a potential ITK have to do to convince me you?

Say acquire me calls Mourinho, Zlatan, Mikhi and Pogba right this summer, is that enough?
I've also called all of those transfers before they happened, does that make me ITK? I give my opinion on them, like he and every one else on this forum and other social media have. Acquire Me tbf said his info on Mourinho and it was right. But it was because he or his boss had a meeting with Adidas representatives that one time. Where he claims that the Adidas representative divulged the info as it was a done deal and it somehow affected the link between the two companies (I can't remember the exact details tbh). That doesn't explain how he gets up to date info on the Pogba deal or any other deal for that matter. @Acquire Me, could you please clarify this for me as otherwise surely you're wumming and tricking many muppets?

Edit: I've read some of the newer posts and I'll stop questioning Acquire Me about it and just wait and see what happens like the rest of us. Apologies if I came across insulting.
 
Lads surely we should all get back to Pogba? Maybe a different thread for ITKs in the football forum or something?