Why am I now convinced he's joining?
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I'm sensing that this thread is about to descend again.
Eggxactly
Because you've finally quacked.
Internationally renowned celebrity chef apparently. Based in London and also the Vietnam ambassador to the EU for tourism, which will make @devilish happy at least.
Lads I would be extremely careful about going way off topic with puns etc. Mods clamping down on it and can't blame them after yesterday 
Don't want to see fellow muppets getting banned.
As for Progba, I have a feeling that we will get big news Sunday like we did with Di Maria.
Don't want to see fellow muppets getting banned.
As for Progba, I have a feeling that we will get big news Sunday like we did with Di Maria.
I donut know if your joking.
Somethings a bit fishy about this one...
Getting back on track, with our limited movement in regards to other possible midfielders, I'm of the opinion that the club has either already got this sorted or is very confident of doing so. Just doesn't seem likely we would let Kante etc. go to Chelsea without a fight if we weren't certain of Pogba.
At a time like this you have to suck it up and take it on the Bobby chin
The Chinman is Zlatan's personal chef and probably a big reason to his fitness. He is going to Man United with Zlatan as his 24/7 chef. Could know something, but it's weird.
Edit: Not his personal chef.
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So, let me get this straight.
People are now hanging onto the words of Pogba's chef?
Is this how desperate we have become?
People are now hanging onto the words of Pogba's chef?
Is this how desperate we have become?
Is he really Zlatan's personal chef?
So, let me get this straight.
People are now hanging onto the words of Pogba's chef?
Is this how desperate we have become?
As good a source as any IMO. Any know his hairdresser?
OK, we've heard from his chef. We're still waiting to hear what his proctologist has to say on the matter.
Progba? Progband? Yesssssss!
Sorry, it's not! This is not his personal chef.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
Surely a fecking chef has never been involved in a Caf transfer saga before?
Who needs Di Marzio when you have a celebrity chef confirming your transfers
Stay at Juve has drifted to 3.25
Seriously though, I have just read his Tweet again.
Why would he say "MUFC bound"? He doesn't support United. It's nothing to him where Progba moves to.
He knows.
Why would he say "MUFC bound"? He doesn't support United. It's nothing to him where Progba moves to.
He knows.
Going to bet on him to stay, I win either way then. But then again I lose either way. Oh well.
I just can't see him coming though.
I just can't see him coming though.
Perhaps to get some attention and followers. That's what the cynic in me says.
If it's a WUM, someone must have put him up to it. Zlatan?
In any case, after that united fan account retweeted it, it's blowing up on twitter now.
I don't know who Progba is but who cares? New signing!
You're probably right unfortunately. I am clutching at straws now.
This is like Thiago all over
Question is.
Is that chef reliable?
Is that chef reliable?
Maybe the "MUFC bound" hashtag is a type of food? Like
Many Ultragrain Fig Cookies?
Many Ultragrain Fig Cookies?
Mods take this post down if it's going off topic, thanks, just here to help some muppets.
What the hell
You are a muppet yourself by posting this shite. In fact, you are the worst.
Well now we have found out who made the flurry of bets that caused the sky bet odds to fall. Bobby bet all his life savings so he doesnt have to Wok anymore
It seems that he does own a noteworthy restaurant in Soho called 'The House of Ho' and the that Twitter account is linked to his website etc.
So not some random sofa masturbator at least.
Some would call this a low point, others would say high.
It's not shite if you look between the lines
Agent Zlatan in LA to convince Progba of the United "project"
That's what I thought when I first read that LOL. And now recruit Pogba is convinced by the United "project"!Agent Zlatan in LA to convince Progba of the United "project"
That, or it's already done and they are getting to know each others.
For Zlatan, Pogba will play a critical role, he needs him to score goals.
I guess the guy wouldn't lie.
I'm waiting for Gordon Ramsay to say his part.