Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

[cyberman]

He's crying so hard.

He piped up yesterday for a bit of attention and now looks as if he's been told he's wrong and this is his get out.
In 24 hrs it's gone from Pogba personally ringing Zidane and don't count out Madrid to Pogba being United bound.
Well done Balague. Up there with no way Pep is joining Bayern ( announced the next day) and Alonso will not leave Madrid ( joins Bayern two days later)

 

[EyeInTheSky]

He's crying so hard.

"He prefers Madrid, (no matter what people say)"

that is such a childish and desperate thing to say. He fears that he is going to United so he is trying to get his digs in. You could easily replace his tween with "nah nah nah nah, so there!" and it would not be out of place in the least

 

[baanke laal]

What are those guys at the Juventuz forum saying today?

 

[mbb8]

He piped up yesterday for a bit of attention and now looks as if he's been told he's wrong and this is his get out.
In 24 hrs it's gone from Pogba personally ringing Zidane and don't count out Madrid to Pogba being United bound.
Well done Balague. Up there with no way Pep is joining Bayern ( announced the next day) and Alonso will not leave Madrid ( joins Bayern two days later)

Don't forget LVG staying and Jose not coming.
He's barely reliable.

 

[RetroStu]

Never realised Pogba has a Manc-French hybrid accent.

Wow it sounds like he wasn't treat very well by us if i'm understanding him right. I wouldn't of thought he'd want to come back if thats true what he's saying.

 

[Ixion]

Spoiler

 

[Crackers]

If this actually falls through.......
Muppet suicides everywhere

 

[elnorte]

Funny to see all the abuse Mr Balague is receiving here despite the fact that he is, for all intents and purposes, delivering some pretty positive news!

 

[Shark]

Surely this merits a title change?

 

[shaggy]

Don't forget LVG staying and Jose not coming.
He's barely reliable.

He piped up yesterday for a bit of attention and now looks as if he's been told he's wrong and this is his get out.
In 24 hrs it's gone from Pogba personally ringing Zidane and don't count out Madrid to Pogba being United bound.
Well done Balague. Up there with no way Pep is joining Bayern ( announced the next day) and Alonso will not leave Madrid ( joins Bayern two days later)

I seem to remember him being relatively reliable a couple of years ago (always maintained for instance we weren't signing Thiago or Fabregas) but yeah recently he's been terrible.

 

[Crackers]

Spoiler

I really wanted to post that in reply to his tweet, but thought better of it. (the cartman licking tears picture)

 

[RDCR07]

If this actually falls through.......
Muppet suicides everywhere

No no it wont. This saga will end well for us muppets.

 

[Shark]

He'll go to Madrid in 3-5 years if he comes here, but feck it at least we seem to be getting him now.

 

[Scorpy]

My God. You can practically wipe the tears off the screen. My inner Muppet is desperate to lick them. But I won't let it. Bad Muppet. Patience.

 

[shabz]

Spoiler

Was literally about to post Scott Tennerman = Guillem

 

[charlenefan]

He'll go to Madrid in 3-5 years if he comes here, but feck it at least we seem to be getting him now.

Depends on his development, he's very much flavor of the month which is what Madrid go for, in 3 years time other players will be around by then

 

[Kostur]

feck me is he salty. Seems something is indeed on.

 

[Crackers]

My God. You can practically wipe the tears off the screen. My inner Muppet is desperate to lick them. But I won't let it. Bad Muppet. Patience.

 

[Classical Mechanic]

Wow it sounds like he wasn't treat very well by us if i'm understanding him right. I wouldn't of thought he'd want to come back if thats true what he's saying.

That was Fergie. He is gone now.

Pogba has always said that he loved living here, even that he felt Mancunian. He lived in digs with a family he said treated him like a son. Add that to all the money he will earn and playing for Jose and I think there are plent of reasons to be optimistic of him returning.

 

[ivaldo]

Funny to see all the abuse Mr Balague is receiving here despite the fact that he is, for all intents and purposes, delivering some pretty positive news!

positive or negative, it's still bullshit.

 

[Hans Moleman]

Wow it sounds like he wasn't treat very well by us if i'm understanding him right. I wouldn't of thought he'd want to come back if thats true what he's saying.

The people he was mistreated by (in his eyes) are no longer here. He still has feelings for the club itself, and still has friends here and in the area. Unfinished business.

 

[Adisa]

IN a way it's a fantastic story.
Young pro leaves a club cause he can't get into the team.
Goes away, proves himself. In the end his former club has to shatter the world record to bring him back.
I personally think that Blackburn match left a mark on him.

 

[Striker10]

He'll go to Madrid in 3-5 years if he comes here, but feck it at least we seem to be getting him now.

He may or he may not. It really depends what we're doing. Either way, we're in a strong position. It's better if people stop speculating and just taste the salt. People say he wants to go Madrid! If he was that desperate, he would force the situation to be in their favor. So let's focus on ourselves and get back to challenging for top honors. If it all works out, we could have him for a long time. If it don't, then we profit one way or another.

 

[baanke laal]

This one is great

I think this is the new way of global marketing that our team has taken.people spend thousand of hours talking about our stars and our team get more and more attention than any team by Media.

Everyone talk about our players and our team , at the end when we don't sell our stars even for world recording fee we look badass and strong.

Take a look at barca fans for instance , last year they believed they could take Pogba from us but this year they say there is no way a club like Juve would Sell their best players , because they are going for UCL.
We gained their respect.

 

[Scorpy]

The thread has been flooded Balague's tears. It's fantastic.

 

[mbb8]

IN a way it's a fantastic story.
Young pro leaves a club cause he can't get into the team.
Goes away, proves himself. In the end his former club has to shatter the world record to bring him back.
I personally think that Blackburn match left a mark on him.

It's kinda like that story in the bible. Difference being that in this case the prodigal son wasn't the dickhead but the father was. (Sorry SAF. But you really screwed the pooch on this one.)

 

[carpy]

I don't know why people get so worked up over a journalist saying Pogba prefers Real Madrid. I'd prefer a real woman but I'm still happy enough laying here with this blow up doll.

 

[GlastonSpur]

Bale is a winger.
Pogba a CM.

Bale scoring 20 goals looks average compared to the numbers put up by Ronaldo and Neymare and Messi.

The only CM that scored more goals than Pogba right now is probably Yaya Toure, and that was Yaya at his prime.

As for taking games by the scruff of the neck. Bale played for a shit Tottenham team, whereas Pogba broke through at a pretty good Juventus team including CM players like Pirlo and Vidal.

Regardless of positions played, Bale had had far more impact on games than Pogba has shown.

"The only CM that scored more goals than Pogba right now is probably Yaya Toure" ?? Alli scored as many as Pogba last season (and scored more league goals), in fewer games, in a tougher league, whilst being only 19 years old for most of the season.

 

[AbusementPark]

After watching the interview with him and Evra from last night it seems he wants to go. When Evra mentioned going back to train after having a week off he didn't say anything but gave a smirk and put his finger up to his mouth. Could he be trolling us all? What a tease he is if that's what he is doing.

 

[Adisa]

I don't understand people saying if he sign him, he'll be off to Madrid in three years.
We would be buying him for 100 fecking million pounds.
How much do you think Madrid would have to pay to buy him?

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

United bound?

Homeward Bound

 

[Summit]

Time for a vid? I think so.

 

[Shark]

I don't understand people saying if he sign him, he'll be off to Madrid in three years.
We would be buying him for 100 fecking million pounds.
How much do you think Madrid would have to pay to buy him?

We aren't exactly notorious for selling our players at their true market value. Di Maria left for less than we bought him for with 4 years left in his contract.

 

[Tiber]

My God. You can practically wipe the tears off the screen. My inner Muppet is desperate to lick them. But I won't let it. Bad Muppet. Patience.

 

[Scorpy]

I don't understand people saying if he sign him, he'll be off to Madrid in three years.
We would be buying him for 100 fecking million pounds.
How much do you think Madrid would have to pay to buy him?

Me neither. I guess Ronaldo's sale made people think we cannot hold on to a world-class player for more than 3-4 years.

 

[RDCR07]

We aren't exactly notorious for selling our players at their true market value. Di Maria left for less than we bought him for with 4 years left in his contract.

No he didnt. The 60m figure was with add-ons. Since he didnt accomplish anything we didnt have to paid the extra 8-10m to Madrid. PSG signed him for 47-49m. So we almost broke even with that sale.

 

[Segment]

Paul Pogba Interview With Football Focus (2013) - In English with a twang of mancunian dialect

 

[Utd7]

He'll go to Madrid in 3-5 years if he comes here, but feck it at least we seem to be getting him now.

Nah. Only if they pay at the minimum 150 million pounds which they won't. He'll be here to stay as long as we win and with Mourinho we'll compete every year.

 

[Drz]

Prices are maybe now double what they were when Bale was sold though.

Real screwed the market with the J. Rodriguez deal. I, for one, don't see Pogba being worth the money quoted. That said, he does have potential for growth and I can see him do quite well in the Lampard-role under Mourinho. Needs more time to mature for a deep midfield role, because the talent is there.

 

[mbb8]

Regardless of positions played, Bale had had far more impact on games than Pogba has shown.

"The only CM that scored more goals than Pogba right now is probably Yaya Toure" ?? Alli scored as many as Pogba last season (and scored more league goals), in fewer games, in a tougher league, whilst being only 19 years old for most of the season.

You are just going off pure stats with the Dele Alli nonsense.

Pogba plays in a team with 2 strikers, both quality in Mandzukic and Morata. He's not going to score 20 goals. For a CM, about 10-15 is great. 15+ is world class. Mind you Yaya Toure was the penalty taker for City when he scored 20, same goes for Lampard when he scored 20.

Tottenham played a lone striker and relied on midfielders to provide goals. Juventus didn't.