peterstorey
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You won't want to lose any more players after Ronaldo and possibly Tevez (I reckon he'll stay now). With probably a couple coming in that's enough churn for one summer.
Madrid Keen on Old Trafford
Real Madrid's fanatical president Perez today announced his club know 'no limits' and would not stop until they acquire old trafford: 'it is breeding ground for many player we want, so I think - why not buy breeding ground? Good idea yes, often I sit and wonder where do these players come from? (Beckham, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Ronaldo) Then my sources say - all the same place El Fuhrer. They show me this place and I think, very nice, yes? It is perhaps a little red for our team but it is nice and needing dulux - who knows maybe next target is cute Dulux dog, but for Old Trafford I will offer alot, perhaps I speak to Gill' who is head fish and offer Manchester great sums of money, precious gems and oil' When told Old Trafford was thousands of miles away and not for sale, and indeed an inanimate building - Perez seemed even more determined. "Perhaps, the future no-one knows, but it is important we keep good friendship with our great friends in Manchester, I would love to have a great breeding ground like Old Trafford and I'm sure the warm weather would be very tempting, no? Haha, yes, good friendship very important, before we feck them, yes?"
Old Trafford was unavailable for comment. Sir Alex Ferguson, likewise was speechless.
Perez later added, "I have spoken to Vidic of Manchester aswell, but he grunted ferociously and so this summer, I think maybe no - I want to be keeping star players alive and also remaining with my testicles alittle longer, yes?"
Barca bought Daniel Alves for €35-40m. Evra is 2 years older, but we don't need to sell. I think that offer in that region would be accepted.
The transfer market is much inflated now, compared to when the Alves deal went through. Accept £20 mill for a player in his prime when Glenn freaking Johnson is going for £18 mill, and buy who exactly and for what fee?Yeah, but Alves was 3 years younger (than Evra now) when they paid that much for him...
If we get offered anything above £20m, we will accept.
The transfer market is much inflated now, compared to when the Alves deal went through. Accept £20 mill for a player in his prime when Glenn freaking Johnson is going for £18 mill, and buy who exactly and for what fee?
Go on please answer me those two questions?
We just paid £31 mill for Berbatov last year who's also 28 and the transfer market wasn't anywhere near as inflated, so obviously we'd sell Evra in his prime for £20 mill right?............
.........NO!
Well, I reckon, if an offer in that region came in for him, we would accept.
Well, I reckon, if an offer in that region came in for him, we would accept.
We'd be Mad to get Rid
I bet my left bollock Fergie will never sell another player of his to Real Madrid again until he retires completely from the club. He will have gotten sick of the word 'Madrid', let alone do business with them again.
Whose Wigan's left back?
Whose Wigan's left back?
Figueroa is actually pretty good and you've got to remember that even though it's taking one player out and putting a new one in his position it's not actually a replacement. Rather it's re-jigging the team to optimize the abilities of the other players, like how Rooney and Berbatov are both going to score an extra 10 goals now that we've lost our best attacker.
Serious post: Losing Evra would be a disaster. We'd be left with only Ferdinand who could legitimately claim to be the best in the world in his position and his body is falling to bits!
They have Marcelo who is a very good player.