Not bad is he?
Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City
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He made the correct decision going to Dortmund over is that's for sure.
What a player
What a player
As a norwegian I'm torn. I hate how city got to the state that they're in, but I also have to root for my fellow countryman.
Some of the comments in the match day thread during the first half. Hilarious stuff.
People on here especially love their weird edgy takes.
Wish the club wasn’t so big headed and just put him on a buy out clause.
Oh well
Oh well
Bundesliga tax
"He is not a Pep player"
Another great myth created by the caf faithful.
Another great myth created by the caf faithful.
You may as well try to enjoy watching him.... players like Haaland don’t come around very often, if at all.
Annoying bastard. Not graceful in his play at all but just brutally clinical and effective.
If we had done that this place would have been a bloodbath this summer as we'd have just lost him at 21 years of age for about £50m.
The abuse of United's heirachy would have seen nothing in comparison.
He really isn't but it won't matter because he is simply too good which is why Guardiola didn't have a problem in getting him. He is not the "perfect" player Guardiola would imagine in theory but he can still recognise his exceptional quality.
He is destroying the PL.
Another easy title for City.
Congrats Abu Dhabi and Mansour, they broke the PL making it a one horse predictable league.
Another easy title for City.
Congrats Abu Dhabi and Mansour, they broke the PL making it a one horse predictable league.
Eh. He has 6 goals. Rodrigo for Leeds has 4. Is Rodrigo also destroying the PL?
Did anybody really think this? The guy is built like a man mountain.
His attributes are strange for a guy of his size. He's an absolute beast.
I mean the guy isn't even fully integrated into the squad, sometimes seems to be out of the game completely but still manages to somehow lead the league in goals scored already. I don't want to think about what will happen when he integrated into this side, and they have adapted to the way he plays. I only hope he fecks off to Real in 3-4 years.
To be honest he made Ward (I think it was him) look like a toddler on that last goal.
He will, that's why he has a release clause.
You can be both parts. No one really takes City's winning seriously. On the other hand we can still admire the football Aguero, D Silva, KdB and Haaland have/give us.
He's a cheat code unfortunately.
Hardly surprising, any half decent goal scorer was going to bag them in that team.
And most likely still to City.
I fecking hate the Glazers, this guy should have been playing in red.
Good goal poacher.
Hope Bayern takes him as their striker in a couple of years after Mane retires.
Yup, there wasn't a hope in hell he was sticking around after last season
The only thing that was ever going to hold him back is injuries. If he stays fit he’s going to steamroll the league. Most of the league is quite crap despite the amount of money spent and the “names” that are here
His 13th career hat-trick. Wow
This dude is gonna tear this league apart.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
He does?
But he only did it in Austria.One is a passing fad, the other has been averaging a goal a game for 3 years.
And in the Bundesliga…
And for Norway…
And in the CL…
He isn't going back to the BL. It will be La Liga. Hopefully Pep fecks off in the summer and Real pick him up the following year.
This mf is so good
Hopefully Pep leave City, and hopefully Haaland leave for La Liga, and then hopefully Chelsea and Newcastle won't buy any players to strengthen their teams, and hopefully Klopp leave Liverpool as well. Is there anything else need to add?
The PL is a farmers league to him.
Yea doesn't matter where he goes. Just need him to feck off from this league. He obviously is never going to come to us because of the rivalry between the clubs, so anywhere else than in Prem.
Yes he does. In the second year of his contract his clause is €200m and in the third year it's €175m.
And they got the best. It shows what a good striker can do in a strong team. Hope we take note