Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City

The best way he can apologize is to leave that rotten club, and take his slimy little weasel of a manager with him.
 
Yeah I chuckled when I saw that. He does seem like a funny guy

What's funny about that? Footballer being insecure and hurt because some fans accused him of making typo?
 
For what it's worth I also found it funny, however I don't like the thought of agreeing with you on any subject so this whole thing has upset me.
Anyone got a TL;DR for this?
 
He will be at PSG next season after City get done.

One last season of this shit.
 
I think Salah was second on like 56 or 52 or something. Its not even close.

Yeah, I think he'll shatter the domestic golden shoe record if he stays. Salah, Kane, and Shearer are all 2nd with 3 each, don't they?

Ronaldo had 1 in his 8 seasons. Ruud had one. Aguero only had 1 as well.

Haaland could win his 3rd in 3 seasons which would put him level with anyone not named Thierry Henry.
 
Yeah, I think he'll shatter the domestic golden shoe record if he stays. Salah, Kane, and Shearer are all 2nd with 3 each, don't they?

Ronaldo had 1 in his 8 seasons. Ruud had one. Aguero only had 1 as well.

Haaland could win his 3rd in 3 seasons which would put him level with anyone not named Thierry Henry.

Charges dependent, he might well be in League 2 next year but if City win the case, he'll probably win it as many seasons in a row as he stays. He'll always have games where it feels like playing with 10 men but he'll always score enough goals to comfortably offset it I feel. He could well tie Thierry over the next 2 years if the case goes well for City. If he stays long enough to have a pop at Greaves(6 times) would be a more interesting/tougher one I think.

I was certain he'd be gone to Real end of next season but Mbappe going there makes in interesting to where he'll end up when he does leave City.
 
Players with the highest goal-per-game ratio in the 21st Century:



Cristiano playerd a few hours ago, hence why I updated his numbers

Career goal-per-game ratio by their 24th birthday

- Haaland: 256 goals in 313 games = 0.82 goal per game
- Mbappé: 253 goals in 363 games = 0.70 goal per game
- Messi: 197 goals in 326 games = 0.60 goal per game
- Cristiano: 132 goals in 362 games = 0.36 goal per game

https://www.planetfootball.com/stat...omparison-age-24-stats-trophies-goals-assists
https://www.planetfootball.com/quic...o-ronaldo-stats-age-24-goals-assists-trophies


- Haaland's goal tally after 1234 games (if he keeps up 0.82 GPG pace): 1011 goals
- Mbappé's goal tally after 1234 games (if he keeps up 0.72 GPG pace): 888 goals
- Haaland's goal tally after 1069 games (if he keeps up 0.82 GPG pace): 875 goals
- Mbappé's goal tally after 1069 games (if he keeps up 0.72 GPG pace): 769 goals


Guy is a beast! for some reason, I now just take him for granted in the Prem