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Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City
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Nordic Lukaku.
Guy on the Guardian labelled him Scandi Carroll.
When Martínez empties his pockets when he gets home, he’ll find his keys, his phone, his wallet, and Haaland.
Where did you hear that from
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What money? They've spent it all on Mbappé.
Wasn’t Mbappé a free transfer?
*Definition of free varies, but if used, does not include huge sign on bonus
Who, Squires?
Just a commenter. I liked it and wanted to give credit where it's due.Who, Squires?
Neither does the 51m City fans keep claiming they paid for Haaland
Nordic Goal Yeti? More Like Nordic Poltergeist.
Aye, it's brilliant
I don't know if it was just a couple of angles today but he looked to be carrying a bit more timber than usual.
Defenders have adapted, he's not that difficult to cancel out.
World class this
Come on 38 goals this season isn’t it?
Scandi Carroll
I mean Raheem Sterling scored over 30 in a Pep City side.
He really didn't happen today. I have no clue what Peps plan for the game was. I mean it must have been obvious that we are going to sit deep and make it extremely tight. Why start with him and not Alvarez...
Scandi Carrol
Scandi Carroll is fantastic.
The plan was crosses, and they kinda abandoned it when I thought he was nearly in a couple of times from them.
Alvarez probably missed City's best chance
Paradoxically Haaland would look a far better player at a different club while scoring far fewer goals I reckon. He stands out like a sore thumb in a side that prioritises possession and careful build up play over everything else.
Would have done very well in Klopp's Liverpool side.
Would have done very well in Klopp's Liverpool side.
For a bloke his size , the amount of time he hits the deck is fecking unprecedented. The sooner he fecks off to Spain the sooner he can hide how shit his build up play is
Thanks.
He's scored a lot of goals for someone who's not that difficult to cancel out.
He just doesn't look all that fit to me. A bit sluggish.
He's a great poacher but not a great footballer. There's no magic there. I'd still have him here in a heartbeat.
If that was the plan, then they really did a bad job getting into crossing positions. I don't think, that was the plan. My only assumption is that Pep really thought he could just overcome us through the middle. Had a look at average positioning, City was extreme bunched up in the middle. It was making it even harder for him as his players were so close to each other they had no idea where to be.
But he really had one. I think, we struggled with him and Dokus close control. I was a bit suprised that Pep didn't start with at least one of them. Also the Gvardiol decision wasn't rectified, he was the one having at least some space but as a CB he obviously was very limited in his abilities.
League Two Erling. He might be playing there next year too.
Both him and De Bruyne have been poor in many games this season. De Bruyne looks past his best to me.
I knew he wouldn’t score when Martinez and Varane was in the line up
They’re only really good against open teams. Fernandes showed De Bruyne up today
He’s had some bad injuries and is deffo past his best. He has been bloody magnificent though.
Scandi Carroll My next FPL name.
My next FPL name.Yea against teams who struggle to defend vs the whole City team, but vs teams who get their structure together, hes often not a problem.
Yeah if you think of how much better he'd be than Nunez with a similar service/volume of quick chances and shots.