he looks like a cheap, plastic blow up doll that i brought back from a stag in ibiza. angry veronica has got me through quite some lonely times.
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he looks like a cheap, plastic blow up doll that i brought back from a stag in ibiza. angry veronica has got me through quite some lonely times.
Should be charged but as if the FA will ever punish their cheating darlings.
Impossible to take him seriously with the flowing locks.
Elsa Haaland, only in Shrek instead of Frozen.
Elsa Haaland, only in Shrek instead of Frozen.
Sturridge is so cringe.
How can someone watch Sturridge & extrapolate that he would be great as the face of their football broadcast?
to be fair, its sturridge. Like micah richards, you cannot take him seriously. both a pair of balloons.
If Haaland was doing the exact same thing for United, this cnut would be “Sergio Aguero….” This, and ‘Sergio Aguero…” that. Why is anyone surprised? He clings to his City association like Cundy does Chelsea.
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I do find Micah a bit more palatable than Sturridge, maybe it’s because how he interacts with Keano.
If VVD got a match ban for calmly telling the ref to feck off for a red card then son of Alfie should get a worse punishment.
On a side note, he was pretty bad yesterday. Missed a virtual open goal and just didn’t play well in general.
Grealish was never going to score that anyway.
Not true
He missed the open goal sure, but he was actually very good in general play. Holding the ball up, providing an assist, the ball to Grealish that was whistled back was from him...
By CAF standards (goals are less important than everything else for a striker), he had an excellent game
Yeah missed a few good chances but I thought he showed a different side to him that was impressive. He was really driving them on. Closing down, playing others in etc. You can see he’s got that seriously elite mentality.
He should be punished for the comment made on social media. But the FA will probably tally that up with the 115 charges and instead punish Kevin Lisbie for a comment he made off camera in 2005 whilst he was playing for Charlton Athletic.
DO NOT FEED BY HAND
This. Not sure he'd even get 1:1 with the keeper with his pace.
Exactly what I thought it was subjective and makes me laugh how those nothing players Jenas and Osman were soo up in arms about the decision when far worse has happened to other teams but I guess other teams don't influence the media as much and give the backhanders.
Not my work, but brightened my Monday morning.
I'm sure the TikTok generation of kids love him. Otherwise there is no other reason why he should be on screen with opinions like that.
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Yep, sounds defo plausible.
As someone who has never knowingly watched a TikTok clip, I am certainly not their key demographic.
+1
Not my work, but brightened my Monday morning.
Embarrassing reaction triggered by a fecking useless referee ….fairly standard prem refereeing
My first thought also, anyone else from that City's frontline and Spurs is canned, but Grealish probably controls it back after 2-3 steps.
He had a terrible game in front of goal, all round play was decent but I think he lost his shit at the end because he knew he cost us the points.
Damn, spoiler that shit.It gets worse, somehow...
beat me to it
His comeback is put on hold for another few weeks. Is the machine breaking down? A touch of the De Bruyners?
What took him so long?
If you pack your bags right now it's not too late to salvage the season! In fact, don't even pack. Have your servants ship you the milk, organ meats and ice bath.
