Spoony
The People's President
Watched Begins the other day, much better film than I remembered.
Watched Begins the other day, much better film than I remembered.
I think inpreferred Begins to TDK actually.
I was very happy with TDKR.
If anyone wants quick spoilers of the ending:
After Batman and Catwoman kill Bane, Batman "dies" flying an atomic bomb out to sea in the Bat helicopter to save Gotham and then they have a funeral, only he doesn't really die because he programed autopilot into the helicopter (it was a running thing through the movie that the helicopter didn't have autopilot) and lives happily ever after with Catwoman in Italy just as Robin (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) walks into the bat cave and presumably gets ready for his movie.
I left out one major twist and character, but that's the gist of it.
That's right. I have two tickets for the Dark Knight. Not just any two tickets, either. Tickets for the 12:01am Thursday night (tonight)/Friday morning IMAX showing. And I want one of those tickets to be yours. What a cool first date, right? I grew up sneaking snacks into the movies, and I hated it - so also let's make it a point to go nuts at the snack bar. Obviously, on me. I would insist. :-)
All I'm asking is that you be cute (be honest, LOL!), cool, and a good catch. Also, you have to be willing to f*ck me. A lot.
Most people are going to write an ad like this and mention how "I expect nothing of you other than the pleasure of your company." Not the case here. You're going to have to f*ck me. Again: maybe a lot. Sorry.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE DARK F*CKING KNIGHT F*CKING RISES HERE, PEOPLE.
I am not giving this ticket away without getting f*cked.
Not only are you going to have to f*ck me, but you're also probably going to have to s*ck me, bl*w me, and maybe even l*ck my t**nt. I don't know. I haven't figured all that other stuff out yet, but definitely plan on f*cking me.
The length of the f*cking could vary, but I think we'll just say that the MOST I'd require is a f*cking equal to or lesser than the length of the movie. No, not including the trailers and credits - I'm not a CRAZY PERSON! Besides, if I have a lot to drink that night, or accidentally think about my ex-girlfriend, you'll probably only have to f*ck me once. But if, CoinStar willing, I happen to pick up one of those $10 gas station boner pills, we might f*ck for a while.
Also, I'm not looking to f*ck a one night stand, so you're probably going to have to hang out for a bit afterwards. I won't call it cuddling, but, ok, yeah let's just call it that. Eye-gazing isn't required, mostly because I'm usually horribly shameful afterwards and eye-contact makes me feel sick to my stomach, but listening sure as hell is: I'm going to need to tell you a lot about my Mom and my ex-girlfriend.
Ok, but again, The Dark Knight Rises, 12:01am, IMAX, unlimited trips to the snack bar - and all you have to do is f*ck me. I think I'm taking a beating on this, but what can I say....I just want to give back to another true fan like me.
Interested, ladies?
Ten people have been shot dead at a Batman film premiere in Denver, Colorado, according to reports.
A masked gunman shot dead 10 people and wounded 30 to 40 others at a premiere showing of the new Batman movie in Denver.
Local radio reported people running screaming from the Century Aurora 16 Movie Theater in a mall in the suburb of Aurora.
The gun man reportedly opened fire after 30 minutes of the showing of "The Dark Knight Rises" and also set off a smoke or tear gas bomb.
Brenda Stuart, from 850 KOA Radio, told Sky News: "This started with a midnight showing of the new Dark Knight movie and the theatres were packed that were showing this movie.
"People inside tell us they thought it was part of the movie. They heard what they thought were firecrackers, loud bangs and all of a sudden they saw the bullets flying.
"Police officers are carting the injured to the hospital in their own cars, not waiting for the ambulances."
A makeshift hospital was set up at the mall to treat those wounded in the attack.
Police closed off surrounding parking lots as sniffer dogs were brought in to search for a suspected explosive device.
Sad incident.
I agreeFew issues:
The twist at the end of who Miranda really was greatly diminished the importance of Bane. He turned out to be nothing but a puppet and his death was very anti climactic.
Were they really watching the movie?I can't believe how many gimps there are on the IMDB forums dissecting the ending, convinced that Wayne actually died.
They're dead sure that Alfred just imagined seeing Wayne at the end, because he misses him so much and is old and mental. It's brilliant.
Exquisite.
My favourite out of the 3.
They're dead sure that Alfred just imagined seeing Wayne at the end, because he misses him so much and is old and mental. It's brilliant.
Also I don't think there was a single speaking actor I hadn't seen in something else, people from dexter, prison break among others
Just watched it, absolutely loved it, it seemed to fly by fast too
Surprised everyone loved it so much. I was a little annoyed by the whole thing, lots of unnecessary bits and senseless stuff
Very good, but not as good as the predecessor at all
Well Cassius you do have some good points there.
But I think some of your questions can be answered.
Talia doesn't pretend. It happens very subtly. While Gordon is before scarecrow and the judge scene, Bane brings Talia aside. And then Catwoman helps Wayne escape. Then when the fire batman symbol is up does Bane realize batman is alive (I guess Talia realizes at the same time). And then the only point Talia meets Batman is when he kicks bane inside and hands the gun to talia and when Batman's concentration is on Bane she stabs him.
The whole harvey dent reveal is why everybody celebrates Batman in the end. They have a statue of him. They don't think of him as a killer anymore.
If you've read the comics you would know that Talia and Wayne have this thing going on.
Finally about the Batcave, it might be safe to say Bane thought the armory (lucius' R & D place) was his HQ.
I just count you unlucky as you were unable to enjoy what a nerd like me is fortunate to watch in his lifetime. (Huge Bat fan)
It is a super hero movie afterall.
Probably partly down to me being a huge Batman geek (comics, games, films) but I loved it, thought it was fantastic, visually, the story, the score was phenomenal and the sheer audacity of some of the scenes Nolan put together was baffling. The last 30 minutes or so in particular were fantastic.