feck me this is painful, i am embarrassed on behalf of mankind and myself for what the transfer window has become. logic says this is a non story but there's so much bollocks being written now and so much desire for a midfield signing for united that people will make up or seize any old crap. i hate transfers. still hope we sign someone. right back to twitter now...
He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking
sincher's cracking up
He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking
sincher's cracking up
Everyone's now an ITK
It's all so very gay
Here they go
Now they say
That Nasri's gonna
Take Scholesy's throne
Cos a bloke with a phone
Overheard Ian Woan
But sinch remembers -
Three months with no news
Keypads free from tapping
Endless summer blues
Never stopped him f@pping
So many twits, with hyperlinks
So many pointless gimps
Typing shite
Like those chimps
I just saw Bebe
Hanging around
Outside Hartlepool's ground
Sucking cock for a pound
(That might be true though)
Three months with no news
Keypads free from tapping
Endless summer blues
Never stopped him f@pping
He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking
sincher's cracking up
He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking
sincher's cracking up