Nasri To City - Done Deal!

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friendlytramp said:
Sneijder is the top target inter are insisting on nani in return which the culb have agreed to but there are other offers on the table.
If we get sneijder then young is seen as the replacement for nani.

If we don't get sneijder then Sanchez is the top target in which case nani will likely be sold to inter and young would not be required. Again there are other offers on the table.
We would then look for a more cost effective centre mid solution possibly nasri but could be someone else completely different. Maybe kagawa, or Adam, but that is just speculation.

This is why our big dealings have stalled, bit of a stand off. Also why young was getting a bit miffed and was looking like the scousers were favourites to sign him last week.

Rodwell will sign.
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All of your previous 2,361 posts were always just leading up to that one culmination of transfer muppetry, am I correct?
 
Hectic said:
None of this, 'I've got a source' bollocks, not even a hint of a family friends sex victim's brother, but straight into it, with indisputable facts. Knowing ridicule is the only possible response, that my friends, is the transfer muppet overlord.
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:lol: This is fantastic. The sheer amount of meltdown in his post is unheard of!
 
Look at it like this. We are going to get Sneijder everyone. But we lose Nani. That's alright though, because we get Young. If we don't get Sneijder we can get Sanchez, but again we lose Nani, and Young fails to exist again. On the plus side, that means we will then sign Nasri, Adam or Kagawa, perhaps all of them, including Young, who gets miffed occasionally. Also Rodwell. Definitely Rodwell.
 
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friendlytramp said:
Sneijder is the top target inter are insisting on nani in return which the culb have agreed to but there are other offers on the table.
If we get sneijder then young is seen as the replacement for nani.

If we don't get sneijder then Sanchez is the top target in which case nani will likely be sold to inter and young would not be required. Again there are other offers on the table.
We would then look for a more cost effective centre mid solution possibly nasri but could be someone else completely different. Maybe kagawa, or Adam, but that is just speculation.

This is why our big dealings have stalled, bit of a stand off. Also why young was getting a bit miffed and was looking like the scousers were favourites to sign him last week.

Rodwell will sign.
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I've decided Nasri would be a better fit than Sneijder and Modric.

Sneijder will prove very expensive, and Spurs will not sell Modric unless he does a Berbatov.
 
Sultan said:
I've decided Nasri would be a better fit than Sneijder and Modric.

Sneijder will prove very expensive, and Spurs will not sell Modric unless he does a Berbatov.
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I can't see us getting Sneijder, he's on 300,000 Euros a week according to clever Italian man on 5Live.
 
friendlytramp said:
Sneijder is the top target inter are insisting on nani in return which the culb have agreed to but there are other offers on the table.
If we get sneijder then young is seen as the replacement for nani.

If we don't get sneijder then Sanchez is the top target in which case nani will likely be sold to inter and young would not be required. Again there are other offers on the table.
We would then look for a more cost effective centre mid solution possibly nasri but could be someone else completely different. Maybe kagawa, or Adam, but that is just speculation.

This is why our big dealings have stalled, bit of a stand off. Also why young was getting a bit miffed and was looking like the scousers were favourites to sign him last week.

Rodwell will sign.
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friendlytramp said:
Sneijder is the top target inter are insisting on nani in return which the culb have agreed to but there are other offers on the table.
If we get sneijder then young is seen as the replacement for nani.

If we don't get sneijder then Sanchez is the top target in which case nani will likely be sold to inter and young would not be required. Again there are other offers on the table.
We would then look for a more cost effective centre mid solution possibly nasri but could be someone else completely different. Maybe kagawa, or Adam, but that is just speculation.

This is why our big dealings have stalled, bit of a stand off. Also why young was getting a bit miffed and was looking like the scousers were favourites to sign him last week.

Rodwell will sign.
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:lol:

What bollocks!
 
He laughed to himself, and then again, and again, until he could laugh no more. He moved over to the bed and studied the mosaic of faces on each card looking back at him. All of them were targets, one by one he mentally assessed their attributes, transfer backgrounds and potential to fit the story, his story. His hands worked at mutant speeds, until all that was left were 9 cards. Spittle started to slowly creep down the side of his deranged mouth, he was so close, he could feel it. He sat down at the computer again and exited the high-resolution picture of Noel Edmonds he had been studying, and began to mash his webbed fingers together, forming almost perfectly retarded sentences. After two hours, he slumped against his chair, and then hammered his fist down on the enter key, smashing his keyboard into fragments, but the damage had been done, the post had been submitted.
 
Hectic said:
He laughed to himself, and then again, and again, until he could laugh no more. He moved over to the bed and studied the mosaic of faces on each card looking back at him. All of them were targets, one by one he mentally assessed their attributes, transfer backgrounds and potential to fit the story, his story. His hands worked at mutant speeds, until all that was left were 9 cards. Spittle started to slowly creep down the side of his deranged mouth, he was so close, he could feel it. He sat down at the computer again and exited the high-resolution picture of Noel Edmonds he had been studying, and began to mash his webbed fingers together, forming almost perfectly retarded sentences. After two hours, he slumped against his chair, and then hammered his fist down on the enter key, smashing his keyboard into fragments, but the damage had been done, the post had been submitted.
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:lol:
 
Hectic said:
He laughed to himself, and then again, and again, until he could laugh no more. He moved over to the bed and studied the mosaic of faces on each card looking back at him. All of them were targets, one by one he mentally assessed their attributes, transfer backgrounds and potential to fit the story, his story. His hands worked at mutant speeds, until all that was left were 9 cards. Spittle started to slowly creep down the side of his deranged mouth, he was so close, he could feel it. He sat down at the computer again and exited the high-resolution picture of Noel Edmonds he had been studying, and began to mash his webbed fingers together, forming almost perfectly retarded sentences. After two hours, he slumped against his chair, and then hammered his fist down on the enter key, smashing his keyboard into fragments, but the damage had been done, the post had been submitted.
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I am usually a silent observer in these threads but
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Purely in the interest of balance i feel i should comment that i didn't find that funny at all.

Oh - and the twitter account of that weird agent people are getting excited about is a fake.

The rumours may still be true however.
 
Samir and Arsenal have "failed to agree terms" due to "irreconcilable differences". Looks like a #MUFC move is on.
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Is this really whats happened or more bs? :confused:

EDIT: Ignore - Isn't true!!
 
Hectic said:
He laughed to himself, and then again, and again, until he could laugh no more. He moved over to the bed and studied the mosaic of faces on each card looking back at him. All of them were targets, one by one he mentally assessed their attributes, transfer backgrounds and potential to fit the story, his story. His hands worked at mutant speeds, until all that was left were 9 cards. Spittle started to slowly creep down the side of his deranged mouth, he was so close, he could feel it. He sat down at the computer again and exited the high-resolution picture of Noel Edmonds he had been studying, and began to mash his webbed fingers together, forming almost perfectly retarded sentences. After two hours, he slumped against his chair, and then hammered his fist down on the enter key, smashing his keyboard into fragments, but the damage had been done, the post had been submitted.
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:lol:

You appear with a unique ability to ridicule others with style, dignity and elegance! Almost like poetry.
 
friendlytramp said:
Sneijder is the top target inter are insisting on nani in return which the culb have agreed to but there are other offers on the table.
If we get sneijder then young is seen as the replacement for nani.

If we don't get sneijder then Sanchez is the top target in which case nani will likely be sold to inter and young would not be required. Again there are other offers on the table.
We would then look for a more cost effective centre mid solution possibly nasri but could be someone else completely different. Maybe kagawa, or Adam, but that is just speculation.

This is why our big dealings have stalled, bit of a stand off. Also why young was getting a bit miffed and was looking like the scousers were favourites to sign him last week.

Rodwell will sign.
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So as you see it, if all goes to plan:

De Gea, Jones, Rodwell, Young, Sneijder

If not:

De Gea, Jones, Rodwell, Sanchez, Nasri/Kagawa/Adam.

I think you're underplaying it. I expect to see

De Gea, Jones, Rodwell, Young, Sanchez, Sneijder, Nasri, Kagawa, Adam plus retaining Nani.

Lukaku will sign.
 
That's a fake account but according to Young guns(Reliable site for Arsenal), Nasri did say this in a french interview

No Samir Nasri in the France squad tonight. He told the French press a few days ago he'd speak about his future after this game.
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