Morgan Schneiderlin | BBC: Morgan Schneiderlin is currently having a medical at Manchester United.
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And somehow, strikers have become the weakestYou couldn't make this up. Midfield has become the strongest area of our team.
As well rounded a central midfielder as you'd see.
Can't wait until the pre-season matches, just for Paddy Crerand's attempts at pronouncing to Schweiny & Schneiderlin's names.
My God, what a weekend, Conor McGregor becomes interim featherweight champion of the world, and we sign two top, top quality CMs. Oh man I am BUZZING!
My God, what a weekend, Conor McGregor becomes interim featherweight champion of the world, and we sign two top, top quality CMs. Oh man I am BUZZING!
Both signings will be made official tomorrow and then pre-season starts! Exciting times.
Amazing news, over the moon. What a weekend this is turning out to be!
feck it, i have to practice spelling their names, or else i's just going to be BS and MS going forward.
THIS IS feckING NOT HAPPENING. WHAT A DAY. BASTIAN AND SCHNEIDERLIN!
A midfield 3, allowing us to choose from Schweinsteiger, Herrera, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Blind, Fellaini, Pereira and maybe Di Maria. Such a massive improvement. Now we won't have to shit ourselves when Carrick gets injured.
I don't think he wants to leave because of that, he wants to go home because of his girlfriend. He's 100% gone imo.
We are actually signing midfielders now. THIS IS SURREAL!
How long have we demanded to have these midfield options?! Seems like since Keano left, that we've been cryin out for these kind of signings & no-one at OT heard it.
Truly amazing bit of transfers we've done so far. I'm not even gonna pinch myself - gonna use a hammer instead
RAWK and Bluemoon love these comparisons.
Raheem Sterling 49m
Schweinsteiger(14m), Schneiderlin(24m), Darmian(12m) 50m.
Raheem Sterling 49m
Schweinsteiger(14m), Schneiderlin(24m), Darmian(12m) 50m.
Imagine what we could have achieved had Fergie decided not to settle for the dross he kept on for way too long.How long have we demanded to have these midfield options?! Seems like since Keano left, that we've been cryin out for these kind of signings & no-one at OT heard it.
Truly amazing bit of transfers we've done so far. I'm not even gonna pinch myself - gonna use a hammer instead
We can all go to bed then.
Icing on the cake.Can you? Im too excited to go to sleep tonight.We can all go to bed then.
Seriously though. Today is the worst thing to happen to muppetry since the internet. That is the tap fully opened, never to be closed again.
If Woody can sneak a fecker in behind Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger at 10pm on a Sunday night, muppets everywhere will never be able to relax for a second of a transfer window for ever more!
If Woody can sneak a fecker in behind Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger at 10pm on a Sunday night, muppets everywhere will never be able to relax for a second of a transfer window for ever more!
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That's mental when you see it like that. We got 3 top-class players for the same money City are payin for a speed merchant that cant cross or score goals - f*ckin hilarious
He's such a bitter cnut, he must post on Bluemoon
Went on a date, came back and saw this. Have to say this makes up for not getting laid.
I'll probably have trouble to fall asleep.
To the tune of 'Spider-pig'
Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin
Does whatever a Schneiderlin does
Can he play in a midfield two?
Course he can, he'll score a few
Look out, it's Schneiderlin!
Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin
Does whatever a Schneiderlin does
Can he play in a midfield two?
Course he can, he'll score a few
Look out, it's Schneiderlin!
Schumacher is next!
Maybe Ramosch?
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He's so bitter he makes lemons envious. But then again I'd be too if I had a head like a f*cking orange.
Im sure this does. What a weekend.
This cnut is making a living off the reaction he gets from winding up United fans. Best thing we can do is ignore his tweets until he loses his job and then laugh at him when he's poor.
What a bellend.
Simplest way I could put it is imagine those default players on FIFA or PES where every attribute is 70/100. He's like that but it's much higher than 70, the embodiment of an all rounder.
All those options to extend for a further year!
Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger and Herrera.....feck me. Carrick, Blind and Fellaini for rotation as well that is some midfield.
I'll just call them bastian and morgan first.
It will take me a week memorizing to be able to type their surnames.
It will take me a week memorizing to be able to type their surnames.
Off to the Gaitan thread.
Jesus our business has been brilliant so far this summer.
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