Morgan Schneiderlin | BBC: Morgan Schneiderlin is currently having a medical at Manchester United.

[Jerch]

I now, when this Clasie rumors came out, think that Schneiderlin deal is as good as done. English media is clueless, i don't know how they can have so much money because they are not very good at their business.

Schweinsteiger reports came from Germany, Darmian reports came from Italy, Depay from Holland, Di Maria from Spain,... Nothing from English media. If Di Marzio wouldn't report Darmian news he could be at Carrington for 2 days and no one would know about that.

Schneiderlin could be already on the plane to us or even doing a medical at Carrington and English media would know nothing. Wouldn't be suprised if some German jurno brake Schneiderlin news when he see him at Carrington while waiting for the Bastian news.

Called it. Well done Woody i know trust in you more then i trust in my wife

 

[Mali_Zeus]

Minus the bike this was me when I heard about Schweini

I was just thinking about going to bed. feck me, cup of black coffee tomorrow morning to do any work whatsoever.

 

[Earthquake]

Absolutely mental, whoever does medicals on Sundays?!

Every time I log into the cafe we seem to sign somebody new

Log out and back in 5 minutes later, and perhaps Otamendi will be added too.

 

[Rado_N]

Schumacher is next!

 

[m1y2]

I will stay up until he's unveiled... Sch-Sch duo at the base, well good luck commentators and other teams' midfields' who encounter them, we have the strongest midfield in the league now and we may be top striker from being favourites for the title

 

[Utd7]

Perfect signing. Very happy to have Morgan. Also look at the business we have done this summer, sensible signings completed efficiently. We bought 3 good players for the price City is paying for Sterling.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

Called it. Well done Woody i know trust in you more then i trust in my wife

Svaka ti dala!

 

[Roopea]

We need someone on the caf to create the Summer 2015 edition of this!

 

[Klaas]

Why's he having his medical at 11pm? I'll never fully understand transfers

I don't think he's having his medical right now, he's already had it. People were outside Carrington taking photos of Schweinstieger (before 7pm), five minutes later another car entered Carrington and were told by a bloke on the entrance it was Schneiderlin. They called bullshit, then realised later it was actually him

 

[Riz]

Do you know what's brilliant, I only checked the caf right before going to bed when all this broke. Imagine everyone's reaction who's gunna log on tomorrow.

 

[Castia]

Sky are slow as feck, you can tell they gave no staff on a Sunday night!

 

[dwd]

Why's he having his medical at 11pm? I'll never fully understand transfers

There's a massive queue.

 

[Skills]

This transfer deadline day is going to be so good if we're wrapping up deals like this at the start of the window

 

[Sir Matt]

He has a medical done before the media knows. Ed really doesn't like the English media very much.

 

[acrebo]

@acrebo @ThanksBoss26 post the tweets you originally saw but didn't want to post? Seems I was wrong!

Woody... that guy!

 

[datura]

I love being wrong

Haha I was just thinking back to this convo when I was checking the transfer tweets to see the news! Exciting times mate

 

[LazyRed-Ninja]

Alright, this is just to much to handle... uch.. i.. i just decided that me and my friends can not longer control our enthusiasm im sorry

 

[Danny Boi]

I hate buying premier league players.There is just so much bullshit involved from the press and random nobodies on twitter.Dutch,Italien and German have all proven to be more reliable this season.Spain is just as bad though.

I'm sorry.I take it all back.Fair fues to the random guy who said we were preparing for 3 medicals this week,the random guy who put up blood samples, afc transfer news and every journo who isn't this was happening.I'm getting a little emotional now.

 

[adamwest]

fecking get in. What a weekend. Bastian, and now this? BOOOOOM

 

[Siorac]

He has a medical done before the media knows. Ed really doesn't like the English media very much.

But he loves us and we love him.

I might just build a church tomorrow, dedicated to Woody.

 

[JPRouve]

Do you know what's brilliant, I only checked the caf right before going to bed when all this broke. Imagine everyone's reaction who's gunna log on tomorrow.

Me too.

In the spirit of @Kevin , I curse you all doubters, I knew we would sign him.

 

[Berbaclass]

Alright, this is just to much to handle... uch.. i.. i just decided that me and my friend can not longer hold out our emotions, im sorry

WTF is going on there

 

[SirAF]

Yes yes yes yes yes motherfecking yes!

Holy feck I LOVE IT

We GO for it


yes!

 

[pauldyson1uk]

This could will be one of United greatest ever transfer days.

 

[ivaldo]

Jiminy crickets!

 

[Sir A1ex]

OK, this is turning into a gooooood window!

 

[Sied]

There's a massive queue.

 

[PvsNP]

He has a medical done before the media knows. Ed really doesn't like the English media very much.

Well, being so open about with Moyes made us look like fools. I like this approach much more. You are in for a delightful surprise for every transfer now

 

[hbgreg]

Absolutely amazing, so much groundwork was laid and we're getting our main needs filled in EARLY JULY. Great work LvG, Woodward and the doctors doing the medicals!

 

[Kevin]

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Woody couldn't understand LVG's accent so he just said "screw it, i'll buy both."

 

[lem8sh]

Another gem from Castles

 

[Raw]

I'm bored now. I need a confirmation from Man Utd.

 

[Bubz27]

We need someone on the caf to create the Summer 2015 edition of this!

We're not done yet.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

Another gem from Castles

 

[Cassidy]

Another gem from Castles

feck off Duncan

 

[Dan]

Redone the gif I did the other day for Schweiny

 

[Pogue Mahone]

The last bit.

 

[diarm]

I really want them to do an amateur style chuckle brothers presentation, where Bastian comes out and holds up a shirt with "Schneiderlin" on it and then Schneiderlin runs out with Schweinsteiger's shirt as a surprise!!!

I wrote this literally seconds before the MEN tweet broke, fully secure in the belief I had gone full muppet. If they actually do this in the morning I will die and go to muppet heaven.

 

[strandty]

WTF is going on