Woody is such a troll, waited all this time and delivers 3 in one weekend.
Morgan Schneiderlin | BBC: Morgan Schneiderlin is currently having a medical at Manchester United.
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Cocks well and truly out thus weekend
Don't mean to put a dampener on things, but there's no plane to track on this one.
It's not a hoax. You may unzip.
has he been seen there ?
My muppet is getting even more excited.
My muppet is getting even more excited.
Anyone know when is Otamendi unveiling tomorrow? Before Lacazette?
I think it's possible to track helicopters.
So the British press literally had their eyes on Carrington due to Bastian and none of them noticed? If this story about him going in minutes later is true, this caps off their summer in terms of United. Clueless.
Why's he having his medical at 11pm? I'll never fully understand transfers 
Haha! Mr. (Ian) Herbert should stick to paedophilia.
Bit much, no?
feck me, this is fantastic. What a weekend. Woody the Transfer God.
Of course, every day until the season starts will seem comparatively mundane after this weekend. Unless we sign a player every day from now on. Actually I wouldn't put it past Woody any more.
Of course, every day until the season starts will seem comparatively mundane after this weekend. Unless we sign a player every day from now on. Actually I wouldn't put it past Woody any more.
Woody forcing the Saints to lower their fee(by getting Bastian first)
Could you imagine, after all this, De Gea signs a new contract a few minutes before midnight? 
Their in-house Twitter readers, sorry Sky Sources, have gone home for the night.
What a Schmidfield!!
I think he gambled on the contrary position in hope of winning out and looking ITK. Turns out the gamble didn't pay off!
Is this how a good transfer policy looks like? I love it.
One signing per day..get in!!!!!
Nothing will reach the heights of Dortmund of a couple of years back.It won't be the last time. We seem determined to have a team where everyone's name is difficult to spell.
Lewandowski, Aubameyang, Mkhitaryan, Blaszczykowski, Gundogan, Schmelzer, Piszczek and Weidenfeller in the same team. Spelling bee competitors across the globe killed themselves at the sight.
Wow! What a weekend!
Woodward used Schweini ase a smoke grenade and snuck Morgan past twitter.
what a weekend! Pure Muppet delight!!!
Yeh but just after Ramos.
Those options!
Not really. We did a fantastic job of keeping this under wraps.
Reliable sources have started reporting it now though.
I step away from the forums for 15 minutes and come back to this. Great news if true. As someone said above, it isn't great for Perreira, but some of our guys our over 30 so he still has a chance to feature in our first team, certainly in cup games. What a few days! NOw I am super excited for the tour and our season!
He arrived to Carrington 5 mins after Schweinsteiger (who himself arrived at 6.30).Why's he having his medical at 11pm? I'll never fully understand transfers
I love Woody, sneaked Morgan while Schweini was having a medical.
Absolutely mental, whoever does medicals on Sundays?!
Every time I log into the cafe we seem to sign somebody new
Every time I log into the cafe we seem to sign somebody new
You can call it disagreeing if you like, but I think you're crazy.
This is amazing. I was pleased with Schweinsteiger, but this is the one I wanted.
If it turns out to be fake, send someone to check on me, please.
If it turns out to be fake, send someone to check on me, please.
Sky are seriously slacking
Absolute scenes guys. But wait, is it too early to start worrying??
Absolute scenes guys. But wait, is it too early to start worrying??
Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Herrera... this is incredible. We'll have one hell of a central midfield.
The only danger is that Fergie's head might explode.
The only danger is that Fergie's head might explode.
Why's he having his medical at 11pm? I'll never fully understand transfers
Hes already had his medical, BBC just being cautious, all the Manchester hacks reported it first and said his medical was done and dusted.
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