Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

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Wenger has now announced this transfer unfair as it gives United a boost :lol: Chewsea having played us twice have unfairly lety him, go this week when they could have done it last week :lol: Shitbag.
I love Wenger he really is the epitome of an Arsenal fan, fecking mard arse.
 
Those are the worst clothes in the cosmos. Except for mine, naturally. #mataout
 
It's kinda funny how life can change
Can flip 180 in a matter of days
Sometimes Mou works in mysterious ways
Last year he's fans' fav, now couldn't get to play

He refused to give up
He refused to give in
Mou's such a dick
We don't wanna give up
We don't wanna give in, oh no
Our wingers stink

Juan love - for the Moysey's pride
Juan love - for the times Young dived
Juan love - gotta stay alive
Mata will thrive
Juan love - for the City tears
Juan love - for the scouse to fear
Juan love, oh I do believe
Juan love is all we need
 
Siorac said:
We won because we got 89 points even with dropping off after clinching the title. Only three of those points came against City.

"We only won because City didn't strengthen properly" - feck this shit. They probably won't get 89 points this season.
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oh come off it...it was hardly our best season, it had nothing to do with points against chelsea, they lost poi
WR said:
https://twitter.com/MataInSuits
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Wow! That is one stylish man. Maybe he can pass his fashion sense onto Phil Jones.
 
Gimme Juan light,
Gimme Juan hope,
Just gimme,
Juan man,
Juan bar, Juan Moyes,
Juan team, Juan love
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Juan Mata

United for Mata,
Money don't matter,
Moyes was in tatters,
But now we have Mata, (To the tune of Status Quo, money don't matter....Youtube it)
 
jojojo said:
Juan man, Juan goal,
Juan mission.
Juan heart, Juan soul,
Just Juan solution.
Juan flash of light, yeah,
Juan god, Juan vision.

Juan flesh, Juan bone,
Juan true religion.
Juan voice, Juan hope,
Juan real decision.
Wowowowo, gimme Juan vision, yeah.
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:lol:
 
alastair said:
I don't think this is done yet by any stretch of the imagination, if I'm being honest.

I just feel like there's a twist coming.
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I agree.. Not sure if a twist is coming, but there is definitely more than enough room for at least one to come..

This one is not done yet.
 
It was transfer day babe, on the Red Caf'
IndyKaila said to me, won't see him today
So then we sang a song, "Juan Love" by U2
I put my puns away, and dreamed about you.

But we're the unlucky ones,
Got done 2-1
I've got a feeling
This threads for me and you
So happy christmas,
All you muppets,
I can see tomorrow when all our dreams come true.
 
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Mel_F said:
feck sake, DDG involved now? It's off.

But if this goes through, we would finally have a good looking bloke in the squad. Move over, Phil Jones.
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RVP ain't bad looking. You fickle lot, it was all RVP last season, you tarts. Michael Carrick has a good beard going.
 
RVP is more of a silver fox these days... Mata is just a strapping young man.

Don't forget about Giggs, he's still got it, even at 40...

... I think I need to look at a picture of breasts or something.
 
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Whatsa Mata JoseHEY
Why ya looka so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face
 
So will will have 3 of the top 6 creative players in the PL for the last two and half years in our team. :drool:


Players directly involved in most Premier League goals since August 2011

Robin van Persie (Man Utd/ Arsenal) 84 (63 goals, 21 assists)

Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) 72 (48 goals, 24 assists)

Luis Suarez (Liverpool) 70 (56 goals, 14 assists)

Sergio Aguero (Man City) 64 (49 goals, 15 assists)

Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 49 (27 goals, 22 assists)

Juan Mata (Chelsea) 45 (18 goals, 27 assists)


 
Guessing it's been mentioned Phil Neville and Rooney have both started following on Twitter in the last hour or so
 
Annihilate Now! said:
RVP is more of a silver fox these days... Mata is just a strapping young man.

Don't forget about Giggs, he's still got it, even at 40...

... I think I need to look at a picture of breasts or something.
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DomesticTadpole said:
RVP ain't bad looking. You fickle lot, it was all RVP last season, you tarts. Michael Carrick has a good beard going.
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Good shout about RVP. But his arms are weird when he runs. And he's a tad old. Mel Mata has a nice ring to it.
 
thegregster said:
So will will have 3 of the top 6 creative players in the PL for the last two and half years in our team. :drool:


Players directly involved in most Premier League goals since August 2011

Robin van Persie (Man Utd/ Arsenal) 84 (63 goals, 21 assists)

Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) 72 (48 goals, 24 assists)

Luis Suarez (Liverpool) 70 (56 goals, 14 assists)

Sergio Aguero (Man City) 64 (49 goals, 15 assists)

Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 49 (27 goals, 22 assists)

Juan Mata (Chelsea) 45 (18 goals, 27 assists)
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27 assists and he hasn't even played with a decent forward...not to mention his form in Europe.
 
ItsEssexRob said:
Its not as if hes a good player but doesn't fit a certain manager or teams style, any team besides maybe Bayern Munich would be improved with Mata, and hes a respectable figure with no controversy. If Jose was to sell him I would instantly question us appointing him as manager, as it would be insane.
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Yup, there are some crackers on page one.
 
CasaStreets said:
If you haven't yet, I highly recommend going back to page 1 and reading a few responses. Some real gems...
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Can't, too busy living in the moment. Might look at page Juan later, even if I do though it won't Mata in terms of the final outcome of this epic saga.
 
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