Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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I think I may join you.
Wenger has now announced this transfer unfair as it gives United a boost 
Chewsea having played us twice have unfairly lety him, go this week when they could have done it last week Shitbag.
I love Wenger he really is the epitome of an Arsenal fan, fecking mard arse.
Chewsea having played us twice have unfairly lety him, go this week when they could have done it last week Shitbag.I love Wenger he really is the epitome of an Arsenal fan, fecking mard arse.
Those are the worst clothes in the cosmos. Except for mine, naturally. #mataout
It's kinda funny how life can change
Can flip 180 in a matter of days
Sometimes Mou works in mysterious ways
Last year he's fans' fav, now couldn't get to play
He refused to give up
He refused to give in
Mou's such a dick
We don't wanna give up
We don't wanna give in, oh no
Our wingers stink
Juan love - for the Moysey's pride
Juan love - for the times Young dived
Juan love - gotta stay alive
Mata will thrive
Juan love - for the City tears
Juan love - for the scouse to fear
Juan love, oh I do believe
Juan love is all we need
Can flip 180 in a matter of days
Sometimes Mou works in mysterious ways
Last year he's fans' fav, now couldn't get to play
He refused to give up
He refused to give in
Mou's such a dick
We don't wanna give up
We don't wanna give in, oh no
Our wingers stink
Juan love - for the Moysey's pride
Juan love - for the times Young dived
Juan love - gotta stay alive
Mata will thrive
Juan love - for the City tears
Juan love - for the scouse to fear
Juan love, oh I do believe
Juan love is all we need
oh come off it...it was hardly our best season, it had nothing to do with points against chelsea, they lost poi
Wow! That is one stylish man. Maybe he can pass his fashion sense onto Phil Jones.
Gimme Juan light,
Gimme Juan hope,
Just gimme,
Juan man,
Juan bar, Juan Moyes,
Juan team, Juan love
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Juan Mata
United for Mata,
Money don't matter,
Moyes was in tatters,
But now we have Mata, (To the tune of Status Quo, money don't matter....Youtube it)
Gimme Juan hope,
Just gimme,
Juan man,
Juan bar, Juan Moyes,
Juan team, Juan love
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Juan Mata
United for Mata,
Money don't matter,
Moyes was in tatters,
But now we have Mata, (To the tune of Status Quo, money don't matter....Youtube it)
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Always been a fan
Hey fella. Been cruising the globe making Midget-porn flix - up to my neck in it man
bridget the midgetI agree.. Not sure if a twist is coming, but there is definitely more than enough room for at least one to come..
This one is not done yet.
It was transfer day babe, on the Red Caf'
IndyKaila said to me, won't see him today
So then we sang a song, "Juan Love" by U2
I put my puns away, and dreamed about you.
But we're the unlucky ones,
Got done 2-1
I've got a feeling
This threads for me and you
So happy christmas,
All you muppets,
I can see tomorrow when all our dreams come true.
IndyKaila said to me, won't see him today
So then we sang a song, "Juan Love" by U2
I put my puns away, and dreamed about you.
But we're the unlucky ones,
Got done 2-1
I've got a feeling
This threads for me and you
So happy christmas,
All you muppets,
I can see tomorrow when all our dreams come true.
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feck sake, DDG involved now? It's off.
But if this goes through, we would finally have a good looking bloke in the squad. Move over, Phil Jones.
RVP ain't bad looking. You fickle lot, it was all RVP last season, you tarts. Michael Carrick has a good beard going.
RVP is more of a silver fox these days... Mata is just a strapping young man.
Don't forget about Giggs, he's still got it, even at 40...
... I think I need to look at a picture of breasts or something.
Don't forget about Giggs, he's still got it, even at 40...
... I think I need to look at a picture of breasts or something.
Eh, yes it is.
Whatsa Mata JoseHEY
Why ya looka so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face
So will will have 3 of the top 6 creative players in the PL for the last two and half years in our team.
Players directly involved in most Premier League goals since August 2011
Robin van Persie (Man Utd/ Arsenal) 84 (63 goals, 21 assists)
Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) 72 (48 goals, 24 assists)
Luis Suarez (Liverpool) 70 (56 goals, 14 assists)
Sergio Aguero (Man City) 64 (49 goals, 15 assists)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 49 (27 goals, 22 assists)
Juan Mata (Chelsea) 45 (18 goals, 27 assists)
Players directly involved in most Premier League goals since August 2011
Robin van Persie (Man Utd/ Arsenal) 84 (63 goals, 21 assists)
Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) 72 (48 goals, 24 assists)
Luis Suarez (Liverpool) 70 (56 goals, 14 assists)
Sergio Aguero (Man City) 64 (49 goals, 15 assists)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 49 (27 goals, 22 assists)
Juan Mata (Chelsea) 45 (18 goals, 27 assists)
Worse than Walcott? Abort!!
I see dumped RVP for a younger model.
You look at the figures for the top 2 and it shows why we are suffering.
Nah, you need them apples
Guessing it's been mentioned Phil Neville and Rooney have both started following on Twitter in the last hour or so
It's all over twatter.
Good shout about RVP. But his arms are weird when he runs. And he's a tad old. Mel Mata has a nice ring to it.
I know the love hate relationship this place has with Twitter, wouldn't be surprised if the mention of it was banned from the thread
Don't forget Fellaini, the most important character.
feck knows why, but that made me think of the song Me Muero.
Its been confirmed that Mata's blood is red in colour. If that's not confirmation of the signing, then we don't know what is.
27 assists and he hasn't even played with a decent forward...not to mention his form in Europe.So will will have 3 of the top 6 creative players in the PL for the last two and half years in our team.
Players directly involved in most Premier League goals since August 2011
Robin van Persie (Man Utd/ Arsenal) 84 (63 goals, 21 assists)
Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) 72 (48 goals, 24 assists)
Luis Suarez (Liverpool) 70 (56 goals, 14 assists)
Sergio Aguero (Man City) 64 (49 goals, 15 assists)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 49 (27 goals, 22 assists)
Juan Mata (Chelsea) 45 (18 goals, 27 assists)
If you haven't yet, I highly recommend going back to page 1 and reading a few responses. Some real gems...
Yup, there are some crackers on page one.
Can't, too busy living in the moment. Might look at page Juan later, even if I do though it won't Mata in terms of the final outcome of this epic saga.
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