Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

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If someone had told you in May that Mata would be United player in less than a year...
I wouldn't have put him in my fantasy team! Unfortunately I didn't know he slept with Jose's daughter and I only play fantasy one week a year so he's still there.
 
So, is it true that he's a United fan? If it is, I'll probably have an few extra wanks when he signs.

That's what @Black Adder says.

:lol:

It was after match between Croatia and Spain when our reporter noticed someone giving Mata red shirt.

It was Cantona shirt, and then Mata admitted to our reporter what I've said in previous post, can't believe we're actually signing him! :D

Not seen anything official about it though.
 
Rooney genuinely just started following Mata on twitter. Could mean feck all, but we're transfer muppets so it's as good as confirmation for me.
P.Nev also just started following him as well :D

The life of a modern day muppet.

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Oh my :drool:

It's happening.
 
Is our collective cock flying above half mast now?
 
I think we wanted him immediately at the start of January but Mourinho wouldn't sell until we'd played them at the Bridge. Funny how quickly this has moved this week it must be said...
 
Rooney and P.Nev. following Juan Mata! As Brian Clough would say, "one happy f**king family!!" :D
 
I think we wanted him immediately at the start of January but Mourinho wouldn't sell until we'd played them at the Bridge. Funny how quickly this has moved this week it must be said...
Funny how a loss can lead to a victory. I doubt Chelsea would've sold him if we beat them.
 
There's Juan Mata that needs addressing first. Why no Ozil in summer for £41 million, but now we pick up Mata for £40 million? Seems a bit panickish, no?
 
There's Juan Mata that needs addressing first. Why no Ozil in summer for £41 million, but now we pick up Mata for £40 million? Seems a bit panickish, no?

Mata scores goals, which is something that we've been missing from our midfield players. He's the better buy for us IMO.
 
There's Juan Mata that needs addressing first. Why no Ozil in summer for £41 million, but now we pick up Mata for £40 million? Seems a bit panickish, no?
Given that so much has happened in the last 6 months...primarily a bunch of attacking midfielders who have contributed sweet feck all with an 18 year old carrying them I can see why we may have panic bought an available player.

I hope a quality midfielder become available and we panic into buying him too.

Panic is great.
Panic = Juan Mata.
 
Well blow me down...and sneeze all over my body. Our last Juan wasn't very good was he? That's Juan bad omen...
 
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