Not sure if I'm late to the party, but Rooney is also following Juan. Think its safe to say Juan and Rooney will live happily ever after.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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The chosen Juan
I did it earlier in the day for another site, I just saw the opportunity.
Juan love.
So it's off then?
Juayne Rooney.
You've got a point, Ozil was offered to us in the summer but we decided we didn't need a player for that position and yet now we want Mata. Unless Rooney is set to leave.
I don't think this is done yet by any stretch of the imagination, if I'm being honest.
I just feel like there's a twist coming.
I just feel like there's a twist coming.
Mataa Matta MAATAAA....lalalalllaaaaa
Has anyone coined a chant for Mata over the past 155 pages? I assume there are several, right?
WUM at me bro, keep it up. It's enjoyable.
I wont get excited until Rio adds him...innit bruv
Kudos Mockers. You're as talented at static photoshop as jeston/Olly with gif. It is the highest compliment of which I am capable.I did it earlier in the day for another site, I just saw the opportunity.
"This is the Juan" has to be done.
How so?
The pros and cons of signing both are pretty much the same. They bring similar quality and qualities, they both play their best football in Rooney and Kagawa's position.
You've been trying to create worry all day, al, it ain't working.
Mata is also following his future United teammates - Koke and Herrera.
It is done.
It is done.
Well Mata is more suited/used to playing from a wider position for one.
Rooney, Phil and Neville and most importantly Marouane Fellaini now following him on twitter? It will be the apocalypse if this doesn't happen now.
Juan man, Juan goal,
Juan mission.
Juan heart, Juan soul,
Just Juan solution.
Juan flash of light, yeah,
Juan god, Juan vision.
Juan flesh, Juan bone,
Juan true religion.
Juan voice, Juan hope,
Juan real decision.
Wowowowo, gimme Juan vision, yeah.
Juan mission.
Juan heart, Juan soul,
Just Juan solution.
Juan flash of light, yeah,
Juan god, Juan vision.
Juan flesh, Juan bone,
Juan true religion.
Juan voice, Juan hope,
Juan real decision.
Wowowowo, gimme Juan vision, yeah.
Yes but Mata will be much more effective as a wide playmaker and that's where I expected either of them to play.
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At Chelsea
Damn you man!! I'm having images flash through my head involving Mourinho, Mata and Rooney with Mourinho wagging his finger at the camera whispering "No Juan will sign for you Moyesy baby" and Rooney and Mata laughing like evil witches in the back. *Shudders*
It is known
Maybe I'm being a bit naive here but perhaps Moyes decided he needed more creativity further up the pitch which is hard to argue with and he knew Mata was available from the Summer. Rooney hasn't been available for a number of weeks and is prone to picking up annoying, niggling injuries like he has now so as to unburden Rooney and Januzaj who is having to carry our attacking threat by himself at the moment, Moyes decided to buy Mata who is no mug.
Mata hasn't followed any of them back. Gentleman my arse.
As I said before, the goal threat that Mata possesses probably tilted it. If Rooney is going, we'll definitely need another player with an eye for goal. Ozil has never been one to score the goals Mata was banging in for Chelsea last season.
I honestly thought that Kagawa would be that player when we signed him, but his nose for goal has deserted him for whatever reason.
You really shouldn't have admitted that you were out to cause panic in this thread, earlier today.
I...I need a moment here.
Natalie Sawyer and Hayley McQueen are nothing compared to this dish.
One Juan Mata
There's only one Juan Mata
There's only one Juan Mata
JUAN! HUH! What is he good for?
Acurate Passing, movement, creativty, bring others into play, actually creating chances for others, taking set-pieces, generally being an excellent footballer
JUAN! HUH! What is he good for?
Making our team 97.7% more attractive
Acurate Passing, movement, creativty, bring others into play, actually creating chances for others, taking set-pieces, generally being an excellent footballer
JUAN! HUH! What is he good for?
Making our team 97.7% more attractive
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