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Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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At work, in the toilet now, sitting on the toilet seat, refreshing this thread and googling "Mata Man Utd" every couple of minutes.
My first muppet transfer mode as a promoted Newb.
My first muppet transfer mode as a promoted Newb.
The Vidal and Cavani threads are seriously being neglected.It must be on! I can't get my todger out at work....not after last time, written warning!!!!
This is the most ON any of these true muppet sagas have been.
Two days aswell. Premium work fellas.
Two days aswell. Premium work fellas.
Dunno, let's ask Matt's friends and family.
No reason to doubt it IMHO
We're getting to the vinegar strokes.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
AMG ITS APPENNIN
Actually, there is far too much on BBC for this not to happen now.
The muppets have well and truly assembled. It's happening.
Well done on yr promotion, it's not good for your health up here at this time of year!At work, in the toilet now, sitting on the toilet seat, refreshing this thread and googling "Mata Man Utd" every couple of minutes.
My first muppet transfer mode as a promoted Newb.
Holy shit is this going/gone down ? Help be lads I can't see the tweets wtf is the latest.
Matt Law's family have told his closest friends that Matt Law is joining Manchester United.
Positions everyone.
I'm more aroused right now than I ever have been with a woman.
Trending on twitter
OMG!!!
My cock and/or balls are figuratively exploding.
BBC Journo says Mata didn't train, and we've made official £35m bid.
Moyes spotted masturbating in a club toilet....deal must be done....
Mata did not train accrding to BBC, According to Mat Law (Telegrph) he's already told his family he's off. BBC say it's ON
wait, wait, i've got one, just finishing off the wording.
Holy feck balls, if this doesnt happen now I think we'll lost half the caf population.
I'm drained here I really am. Between Kirsty and these rumours I'll be lucky to make it another hour before the dehydration kills me.
I could go get a glass of water I suppose, but what if I miss something?
I could go get a glass of water I suppose, but what if I miss something?
I am gonna wank myself silly tonight if this happens!
Come on Woodfeck and #MoyesOut!!!
Come on Woodfeck and #MoyesOut!!!
looks like it's just a mata of time now.
Trying so hard to hide my boner at work. Proving difficult
I've rubbed it down to a nub.
hahahahah
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