Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

[adexkola]

@adexkola

Who are these CMs of mata's quality that re available in jan and yet we're choosing to ignore? Fact is, its v tough to get big names in jan specially this year with he WC around. Neither do clubs want to sell mid season nor do players want to risk a change and damage their WC chances. Its one of the biggest reasons this could happen, mata wants to Be on The plane to brazil.

I'd rather we didnt go out and buy an average player for top dollar while saddling ourselves with another average player on high wages and a long contract.

I don't want us to buy average players either. I've also said if we can't get in a top midfielder this window Mata will do for now. I'm concerned about his ability to fit in with our archaic way of doing things.

 

[#07]

feck...

Been spotted at Heathrow according to Twitter. trollololol

Domestic flights go from London to Manchester. Believe.

ITS ON.

 

[Tomalonge]

Twitter mate. Dont forget twitter.

Mata #7. BELIEVE.

Ohfeckyeahthanks.

I hope they're not actually expecting me to work today.

 

[Mainoldo]

Level below I'm afraid.

He really isn't.

 

[Kostur]

Level below I'm afraid. Cazorla's a good comparison but he cost £16M.

If it wasn't for overrating British players, it was between Mata and RVP for last season's best player and not some Bayol shit.

But yea, I agree that we're getting carried away here.

 

[shaggy]

Its amazing how quickly one gets drawn in the muppetry when things start to 'feel real'...this one feels real now

indeed.... no chance of me doing any work this afternoon. It's F5 all the way through.

 

[thegregster]

Forget the price honestly. Mata is a quality player who can play killer passes in the final third and can actually play out wide and put in a cross that doesn't hit the first man.

He'd be a major improvement on every one of our creative players.

We are struggling to open up teams even when we are on top, Mata will instantly improve us in that sense.

Its that simple alright. He is just a massive upgrade on Young,Valenica and Nani. Also a great option through the middle if Rooney is out.

 

[Sarni]

If it wasn't for overrating British players, it was between Mata and RVP for last season's best player and not some Bayol shit.

But yea, I agree that we're getting carried away here.

Bale was better than both to be fair, not his fault his side was too crap to achieve top 4.

We'll get Bale in a couple of years no problem.

 

[Raoul]

Its amazing how quickly one gets drawn in the muppetry when things start to 'feel real'...this one feels real now

A lot of herd mentality muppetry going on in this thread, which will only cause a bigger meltdown if signing Mata doesn't result in our making the CL.

 

[Tomalonge]

Breaking News: Manchester has stopped. Everyone appears to be indoors pressing F5 on their keyboards.

 

[Jaap]

The only question we'll have to ask ourselves is what number is he going to get? 7? 8? 9?

 

[Freak]

Seen it and it's a bit shit tbh. The best would be an undertaker style entrance. Let's agree on that?

Fine. Moyes can be Paul bearer then.

 

[TheSamulator]

Paul bearer

 

[Siorac]

Still no sign of gifs from Olly or jeston. It's not a real muppet thread yet.

 

[Kostur]

Bale was better than both to be fair, not his fault his side was too crap to achieve top 4.

We'll get Bale in a couple of years no problem.

I'll call Bale better than the both once he joins us Sarni.

For now, it's either Mata or RVP.

 

[Rory 7]

A lot of herd mentality muppetry going on in this thread, which will only cause a bigger meltdown if signing Mata doesn't result in our making the CL.

yep. but is guess a good news story about United was bound to get us all excited!

 

[Sarni]

I'll call Bale better than the both once he joins us Sarni.

For now, it's either Mata or RVP.

To be fair Fellaini was one of the three best players last season.

 

[adamwest]

I think you're getting a bit carried away here. Mata's a good player but he's not a Fabregas or van Persie (nor is he worth £37-40m)

IMO he is a more effective player than Ozil, and look at how that signing galvanized your club.

It would certainly disable this absolute shit storm we're in at the moment.

Let us get excited Pete.

 

[Freak]

The only question we'll have to ask ourselves is what number is he going to get? 7? 8? 9?

Probably 7. 8 will be for gundogan/Vidal when he comes in the summer. And 9 for Barkley.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Mata not training.

A) This is so fecking on, that there is no longer an off-switch to it.

B) Mourinho is being an absolute troll bag and just told him to take a day off from outside training, and just do some indoor training.



Despite Mourinho being an absolute teasing twat, I think it''s A

 

[Tomalonge]

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[Rory 7]

Probably 7. 8 will be for gundogan/Vidal when he comes in the summer. And 9 for Barkley.

Nice

 

[Nighteyes]

Fine. Moyes can be Paul bearer then.

Done.

*Dong*

 

[Kostur]

To be fair Fellaini was one of the three best players last season.

Can't disagree with that.

 

[jeston]

If you look really closely, I think he's saying 'Nos vamos en Manchester'

 

[Loon]

We have fellaini for our CM. He's just waiting to burst into life.

It's funny because it's true, but it might take a lot of pressure off and start to see the best of him.

 

[Nighteyes]

If you look really closely, I think he's saying 'Nos vamos en Manchester'

 

[shaggy]

Muppet Count -

1. Irwinwastheking
2. 89
   Kid Cunto
3. 53
   Varun_Utd
4. 50
   coolredwine
5. 47
   Summit
6. 46
   shaggy
7. 38
   RedSky At Night
8. 37
   2 Man Midfield
9. 36
   SteveJ
10. 34
    Sarni

Sixpence and Cina just miss out on the top 10.

 

[TheSamulator]

Irwin must have a proper hard on for this

 

[RedSky]

Proud of you @Irwinwastheking

 

[Tomalonge]

Muppet Count -

1. Irwinwastheking
2. 89
   Kid Cunto
3. 53
   Varun_Utd
4. 50
   coolredwine
5. 47
   Summit
6. 46
   shaggy
7. 38
   RedSky At Night
8. 37
   2 Man Midfield
9. 36
   SteveJ
10. 34
    Sarni

Sixpence and Cina just miss out on the top 10.

There's a wolf in there somewhere.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

The waiting game is painful.

I'm going to sign him on Football manager. Brb

 

[2 man midfield]

I'm just getting started Shaggy!

 

[Sassy Colin]

Muppet Count -

1. Irwinwastheking
2. 89
   Kid Cunto
3. 53
   Varun_Utd
4. 50
   coolredwine
5. 47
   Summit
6. 46
   shaggy
7. 38
   RedSky At Night
8. 37
   2 Man Midfield
9. 36
   SteveJ
10. 34
    Sarni

Sixpence and Cina just miss out on the top 10.

I was surprised to see I have 19 posts, well 20 now obviously.

I have however pressed F5 1,963 times...

 

[shaggy]

I didn't quote that very well. Irwin actually has 94 posts. Cunto 89.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

feck...

Been spotted at Heathrow according to Twitter. trollololol

Is that white text regarding the "" or the news-story itself?

If it's the latter, then hang your head in shame.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Irwin rules

If we actually get Mata I demand to be known henceforth as the king of the muppets.

 

[Shane88]

The only question we'll have to ask ourselves is what number is he going to get? 7? 8? 9?

Sweet Jesus...

 

[Summit]

SSN - it won't be a quick deal to sort out - United won't break the bank to sign Mata, but will buy if the price is right.

feck off.

 

[#07]

Ohfeckyeahthanks.

I hope they're not actually expecting me to work today.

Obligatory watching.

And if we get him he'll be playing out of his skin to get selected for Spain's World Cup squad. This could save our season. #Ozileffect.