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Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Why else would I ask?
I thought it was relatively low.
Who's the last player to come here from Chelsea; Ray Wilkins?
Thank you.
Early rumours he'll take #8 after agreeing terms with us. 
Stop posting stupid fecking memes.
yep. Googled her. Very bangable..
This. Deleted some posts from the last few pages. If I see any more, posts will be deleted and you will be threadbanned.
What kinda memes were they? Can we still use our mataphors (metaphors)?
Olivia Godffrey is easily the hottest presenter on there.
Will be delighted when this goes through.
On a side note chelsea are so ruthless when it comes to transfers, whereas we seem to require months of speculation and hysteria over a possible transfer, they seem to be able to swoop in, and within a matter of hours have their man.
On a side note chelsea are so ruthless when it comes to transfers, whereas we seem to require months of speculation and hysteria over a possible transfer, they seem to be able to swoop in, and within a matter of hours have their man.
So, is it true that he's a United fan? If it is, I'll probably have an few extra wanks when he signs.
Funny you said that on a day when we're on a verge of signing a player who, 48 hours ago, still looked like the longest shot ever. If we pull this off then definitely kudos to whoever in charge.
Early rumours he'll take #8 after agreeing terms with us.
8 suits him most. Also makes me think either Adnan will get 7 next season or we'll bring in a superstar who will.
Mata memes - No chance!
Rating how "bangable" SSN presenters are - All systems go!
Rating how "bangable" SSN presenters are - All systems go!
I have a couple of posters' posts, who know it all and said this is never happening. Waiting until this is official to name and shame.
I'd rather not see either, but most people in work/on phones or whatever would rather not see a bunch of shite images clogging up the thread.
I'd rather not see either, but most people in work/on phones or whatever would rather not see a bunch of shite images clogging up the thread.
Ouch.
I suppose. The memes used were gifs of Mourinho doing something, and various pictures with text over them. Pointless.
I'm not one of them, but naming and shaming is a bit cnutish. Especially if it's over a slightly ridiculous transfer like this.
Lovely
It isn't cnutish. There's a huge difference between "unlikely" and "will not happen". One's a fair assessment, particularly of this deal, and the other is just "I know best and probably have a bigger cock than you". Deserves to be shown up. We all go after these ITK twitter accounts who state made up bullshit as fact why not people who sit in their pants and decide they know the outcome of every transfer story within a second of hearing it?
Natalie Sawyer says hello.
In fairness i don't think anyone thought this was going to happen.
Can't hold a candle to Olivia.
Natalie Sawyer is delicious. Would use her shit as toothpaste.
Thank you. All of these people who think they are the dog's bollocks and know everything there is to know about our transfer activity, but yet we are about to pull off one of the biggest January purchases in Premier league history? Should teach them a lesson not to be so doubtful.
What's the Mata then?
Not withstanding the fact this thread would be full of "lol, fecking muppet" comments had he not come.
The Mata is that there is no Mata. Not yet anyway.
She's very odd looking. Rachel The Irish Bird has a lovely set of cans by the way.
I believe there's dark Mata.
A risk I am willing to take. So long as another club don't pull the Chelsea-style hijacking shit!
This Mata's a lot to us. I want Mata.
Red Mata? star trek and MUFC combined!
Pretty much. I heard the rumour, I thought it was the usual garbage. Then it appeared on the BBC website. Even then, I thought Chelsea would reject the bid, or we'd dither over a few million, or someone would sabotage the bid and swipe him before us.
Either way, I thought this was impossible.
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