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Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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fecking outstanding signing. Outstanding. Exactly what we needed but I never thought we'd pull it off with our recent history in the market.
Valencia coming on now. We can only assume the reason he wasn't starting was that he was in charge of signing up Mata. As soon as everything is agreed he strolls onto the pitch. What a legend.
Won't Mata to your season now but what's your thoughts, I would be fecking fuming.
This is no way a perfect signing. It's a signing very similar to Ozil. You're getting a world class player, but you have greater needs. Still an immense signing and Chelsea are absolutely brain dead.
I'm waiting for the yellow bar on ssn to appear!
Dry em
Get the feck in! Ronaldinho, Sneijder, Fabregas, can you hear me caftards!? Muppets celebrate your victory as today we finally have our man! Wank with glee my comrades, wank with glee!
There's still nothing on teletext.
He doesn't play for them though and they're getting the best part of £40million - not bad for their second choice number 10
It also makes us far more likely to let Rooney leave, now that we have a perfect replacement. If that happened the transfer would suit both parties, in the sense that Chelsea get their world class striker and we get a replacement.
Cant wait until tomorrow lads, Im going to be in here. All jizzed up and shaking my cock at anything that moves.
Er its an odd one.
Its not entirely similar to RVP in that RVP was obviously still first choice at Arsenal and a massive part of their team, if he had gone abroad, 37 million, cash for a new striker would be excellent. We arent suffering without Mata so it would make sense.
However to United, with no player coming the other way is a bit of a strange one. Yes there's a very small chance it might assist us in winning the title this season, but its more likely it would make it harder in future seasons.
Plus hes a lovable guy, very weird feeling.
I can't Mata it.
Could someone please make a poster with Mata wearing the United shirt? I can't wait for the official pictures.
Do Chelsea know they spent 30 million on Willian 7 months ago? 
Woody's probably been talking to the wrong Mata. It'll turn out it's some no-mark from the Spanish lower leagues with the same name.
Did you try Oracle?
He would be awesome for youse.
Chelsea are sure to spend a truckload on a striker now. It's not the end of the world for them. Unlike us they are in a position to sell such players. Still madness to sell him I think though, especially to an English side.
I ain't celebrating until Tancredible Palmerible confirms it
Finally we have our wishes fulfilled
If at the end of the 2012 season you'd been told that by early 2014 Arsenal, Chelsea and Man Utd's best players would all be playing in the same side you would probably have guessed they'd all be playing for City...
nothing on nat geo either. it's off. moyes out.
He's no Suarez.
Confirmed anywhere?
Have Sky Sports understood this yet?
Or are they still confused?
Or are they still confused?
Too early for banner ideas?
Two Stone Roses-inspired offerings:
Two Stone Roses-inspired offerings:
- I Juan-a Be AdoRED
- I Am The Resurrección
Thanks. I will print that and put it up. Looks awesome. Thanks a lot.
Be funny if we'd just part-funded a Chelsea bid for Suarez.
Has DDG signed his balls yet?
Rumours are that SSN are confirming its done but I obviously have the game on cba to check.
I've just remembered we have the 7 shirt unoccupiedThis won't end well again !
Have to keep that for Koke.
All together now! What's-a Mata you? Hey! Gotta no respect? Hey! What-a you t'ink you do Moyes? Why you look-a so mad? With Woody t's not so bad! it's-a nice-a place, Ah, shaddap-a you face!
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