Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

[Eyepopper]

The other rumour/news is that Chelsea have made a £30 million offer for Rooney this month. I knew it Cheeky bastards making out Mata is £40 million and Rooney is less, when they play De Bruyne and Schurrle instead of Mata.

With all the other leaks this afternoon there isn't a chance in hell that could be happening without anyone getting a sniff.

 

[Mystry]

Sorry to burst your bubble Cilla but I think they are both heterosexual males...

With a beard like mata's, he can turn any man.

 

[jojojo]

It's getting closer, closer, closer

 

[Stack]

Mata takes a quality corner, that will free up RVP to be in the box for corners.

 

[RedSky]

You guys so slow.

 

[Siorac]

They've been BRACED FOR A BID since Monday.

I love this phrase. I can see Mourinho, Abramovich et al. holding on to the edge of their desks for dear life, their pale faces sweating profusely in expectation of a bid.

 

[Ronaldo's Mum Eh?]

I'm so fecking happy right now. I'm going to fapp soo many times tonight.

 

[Sixpence]

Telegraph have been shit hot on this from the start.

 

[sparky]

Everyone, wave your cocks about!!

I haven't got one. Will a cucumber do..........

 

[Rossa]

Sorry to burst your bubble Cilla but I think they are both heterosexual males...

In a modern world, it's heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, metrosexual and meh... they'll make a great couple - I just hope Kagawa doesn't wear heels - that might offset Mata.

 

[Ekeke]

With all the other leaks this afternoon there isn't a chance in hell that could be happening without anyone getting a sniff.

Well we'll see what happens next, thats why I called it as much rumour as news. Its on goal which is a million miles from reliable

 

[jojojo]

Is that even their official Twitter page?

The article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...to-Manchester-United-accepted-by-Chelsea.html

 

[Rossa]

I haven't got one. Will a cucumber do..........

If you don't have one, I'm sure obtaining one will be easy! Tip of the day for you

 

[Rolandofgilead]

I should not have been laid down when i opened this thread, I may have accidentially cum in my own face!

 

[Anduin]

This is really happening, can't fecking believe it. Now let's go through tonight and there will lots of happy faces around!

 

[Ish]

 

[bosnian_red]

I must admit I made a little noise of excitement when I saw the tweet

 

[Ramshock]

I'm so fecking happy right now. I'm going to fapp soo many times tonight.

Are you a two finger or four finger girl?

 

[Eyepopper]

Well thats surely that then, announcement after the match and medical tomorrow hopefully.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

 

[Skywarden]

Get the feck in!

 

[Siorac]

When should I start furiously refreshing manutd.com?

 

[sparky]

If you don't have one, I'm sure obtaining one will be easy! Tip of the day for you

Do you mean a fake one or grabbing some random bloke like a fraggle?

 

[JP77]

Who said that Moyes would talk about Mata after the game? Haven't seen it reported anywhere but just seen somebody talking about it, have I missed something or is this just bollocks? No doubt will be asked about it though.

 

[shaggy]

AHHZhHyvvyrc xginvttvtfjizz

 

[Summit]

What does it say?

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

What does it say?

Chelsea have accepted a £37million bid for Juan Mata from Manchester United, medical expected to take place tomorrow. #cfc #mufc

 

[Theon]

What does it say?

"Chelsea have accepted a £37million bid for Juan Mata from Manchester United, medical expected to take place tomorrow

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

We moan a lot at our transfer policy but if this happens we would have signed Arsenals best player and Chelseas best player in the space of 18 months.

The United board deserve some credit for that.

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

What does it say?

"
Chelsea have accepted a £37million bid for Juan Mata from Manchester United, medical expected to take place tomorrow. #cfc #mufc"

 

[Fergus' son]

We moan a lot at our transfer policy but if this happens we would have signed Arsenals best player and Chelseas best player in the space of 18 months.

The United board deserve some credit for that.

I'm delighted to get him but I think both Hazard and Oscar are better than him.

 

[Summit]

Great stuff. Cheers lads.

 

[Theon]

We moan a lot at our transfer policy but if this happens we would have signed Arsenals best player and Chelseas best player in the space of 18 months.

The United board deserve some credit for that.

It's fecking insane when you think about it. Who would have ever seen that coming.

That said, Chelsea will probably sign our best player in the summer.

 

[Someone]

fecking sunderland game getting in the way of the real stuff.

 

[Hectic]

Ok. Ok. Ok.

 

[rcoobc]

We moan a lot at our transfer policy but if this happens we would have signed Arsenals best player and Chelseas best player in the space of 18 months.

The United board deserve some credit for that.

I was thinking this. Why did they bother coming here? Even RVP, as much as I love him for it, I'm not sure why he didnt join someone like PSG

 

[iSparky]

All we need is for it to appear on the club website now. How is the reaction to all this going over on shed end I wonder

 

[Massive Spanner]

I was thinking this. Why did they bother coming here? Even RVP, as much as I love him for it, I'm not sure why he didnt join someone like PSG

Serious question?

He spent 7 years in the PL without winning it, that's why he came here and didn't go abroad.

 

[Fergus' son]

I was thinking this. Why did they bother coming here? Even RVP, as much as I love him for it, I'm not sure why he didnt join someone like PSG

That's mental.

 

[Anderson's Cat]

Hopefully Moyes will have something to say after the game!

 

[gasmanc]

There's something dribbling down my leg........I hope it's sweat.