Where IS he?
Same with Malacia
Same with Malacia
Mason Mount's Many Misfortunes
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Buy a player in the last year of his contract for £55m, only for said player to play a handful of matches all season. It's such a United thing to happen
Like what exactly? The real reason they're out is because Ten Hag doesn't want them to relapse by rushing them back. They're both back in training but not fit yet.
I know there's a lot of competition but this has to be the worst signing we've ever made.
In terms of what the fee has got us, We must be at around £10m per start at present...and its not like he's done anything useful in any of those games to make you think he'd be starting more if he was fit now.
Basically we've paid £50m for a nice backheel against Luton.
In terms of what the fee has got us, We must be at around £10m per start at present...and its not like he's done anything useful in any of those games to make you think he'd be starting more if he was fit now.
Basically we've paid £50m for a nice backheel against Luton.
What an odd transfer this was. In 4 months he would be free to sign.
I'm just convinced that the number 7 shirt is utterly cursed and we should retire it
Can you stop bumping this, I'm running out of M words
When you give it to bang average players or sicknotes, there is no hope from the beginning.
Mancy, murder, muggle, massive spanner. Do they work?
“Spanner” starts with S.
I forget he plays for us until I go on redcafe
Maybe murdered? Manager must mention, main media (Mail, Metro, Mirror) might make misinformed malarkey.
Power!
Still minjured?
Majin Mount
Misinformation mystery
Medical malpractice morelike
Maybe.
Increases football ability with a massive M on his forehead
Any reason for the secrecy? No idea what is wrong with Mount and Malacia...
Martial has disappeared too.. and where is Martinez?
Martial has disappeared too.. and where is Martinez?
Dial M for Mason, Malacia, Martial and Martinez.
Martinez at least popped out of the crypt for a few games before disappearing again
With Malacia and Mount, I don't understand why their situations feel so shrouded in secrecy. Not saying there's something else going on, but why does it feel like they've just utterly vanished. If doesn't usually feel like that with long term injuries
With Malacia and Mount, I don't understand why their situations feel so shrouded in secrecy. Not saying there's something else going on, but why does it feel like they've just utterly vanished. If doesn't usually feel like that with long term injuries
He’s maybe joined M people!
Mount was next to Højlund for the Fulham game so we know he's alive.
Has Malacia been seen since last season?
Has Malacia been seen since last season?
Malefactor.
Sorry, wrong Mason.
Could've got him on a free this summer
Nearly 5 months out and just a paragraph from the club in January. He’s back on the grass, maybe that’s the problem, they were telling us along and nobody copped on.
Seriously though, super weird.
Seriously though, super weird.
We wouldn't have had a free run at him I suspect
Does anyone know what actually happened him?
He had surgery at the end of last season, didn't he? Most likely a setback / recurrence of the underlying injury, I would imagine.
Serious clubs avoid players with multiple injury history but here be pay 60 odd millions for them.
With only a year left on the contract too and we gave him the number 7 for some dumb ass reason and are probably paying him obscene wages.
Not just injuries, but we have a weird tendency of buying players right after they have surgery, which strikes me as unnecessarily risky.
Send on loan next season with option to buy.
Mostly Meaninglessly Mentioned Moaners Minds’ Master Mr Mason “Manchester Mudryk” Mount
Even more risky when we could've just waited a year and got him for a transfer fee of £0.
Bosman transfers usually come with a hefty signing bonus and higher wages, so not quite £0, but yes it would've been significantly cheaper and of course none of that money would've gone to Chelsea to help them with FFP/PSR.
But no guarantee we'd have got him.