it’s not my favourite bible passage though. that would have to be the good samaritan, luke 10:25-37;
30 jesus replied, "a man was going down from jerusalem to jericho, and he fell among robbers, who stripped him and beat him and departed, leaving him half dead. 31 now by chance a priest was going down that road, and when he saw him he passed by on the other side. 32 so likewise a levante, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 but a samaritan, as he journeyed, came to where he was, and when he saw him, he had compassion. 34 he went to him and said “put ye legs up. move ye fecking legs up”
the man responded “no, i wish not to lay with you.”
the samaritan countered “i care not for what ye wish, ye small leavings.”
“samaritan!”
“be quietened. speaketh to me not.”
“place your penis there not.”
“i wish to lay with you, you heathen.”