This is some real Nancy Drew stuff here. Why am I tagged in this post? I've been reading these threads since we signed him last season and because I've pinched someone else's terminology and used it a couple of times I must be that user?
Weirdo.
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Does anyone think Fellaini could play on the wing for us, he can't be any worse than Valencia?
Or maybe at centre back? The big lump
Ok goldie.
The entire squad probably fits that description.
Because he has some sense of technical ability or pace that is hitherto undiscovered?
I'm confused, are we playing him on the wing or at centre back? Or keeper?
Can we just get rid.
Can we just get rid.
It is the afro weighing him down, shave it off and he'll be the new Theo - god forbid.
Octagonal peg, triangle hole.
Can't wait to have him back!! Going to be like a new signing!! 
Said no one EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said no one EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's going to return with a new hairstyle....
He should go for dreads.
Player we don't need returning from injury.
Yay ?
Yay ?
Oh my God feck yes. Hammerhead, just before the match with the hammers, it's a sign.
Seriously? haha. With that new hair and Di Maria cross, he will score a lot of headers.
LvG should force him to shave it, he just looks ridiculous.
I wouldn't mind Fellaini being given a game against West Ham to be honest. It'll be a physical battle against there midfield, and we could use a bit of size and power.
Blind holding, with Fellaini and Herrera box to box and AdM as a #10
I wouldn't mind Fellaini being given a game against West Ham to be honest. It'll be a physical battle against there midfield, and we could use a bit of size and power.
Blind holding, with Fellaini and Herrera box to box and AdM as a #10
Twat
I'm so glad he's fully focused on football... *sigh*
What a joke he is!They looked quite fast in midfield against Liverpool with Kouyate pushing on and Noble holding. I think the pace of the match would be too much for Fellaini. He could be useful for defending set pieces if we're hanging on late in the game though or at least he would foul to break up their attacks, nobody fouled Leicester to stop their momentum last weekend.
Elbows di Maria. Odd how suddenly some see Fellaini as our saviour all of a sudden.
Kouyate is injured. It'll probably be Noble, Song and Nolan.
I agree but what makes you think Fellaini offers that? He lost almost every header against a Guardiola team that probably doesn't practice heading the ball that often.
He'll give us great chest control and a guaranteed arm in somebody's face.
He's a physical player. He had a poor year last year but so did everyone else. He's far more physical than anyone else we have in midfield, not that that says much.
God I wish he'd feck off.
I love how people use the Bayern match to say he has no heading ability, it is ridiculous. Yes, he lost a few headers in that game. But I can think of countless matches where his aerial ability was strong and he won headers, but sure let's focus on that one game and pretend like it is the norm.The guys hair in that photo is just pure embarrassing, he never has been a united quality player & never will be in my eyes. Fellaini, Young, Anderson, Valencia, Rafael, Smalling & Evans are all under threat in my opinion as there quality doesn't meet the standards we need to be meeting & then setting.
Some pathetic reactions in here.
He will be sold at the earliest opportunity, January is possible as he won't be cuptied in Europe.
Thats the problem with responding to something without knowing the full details.
I'll give him another chance. If everyone else got one this season, so does he. Don't think he is a DM but he might have some luck with a few more midfielders around him.
Stupid unwarranted hate for him on here. It's as if none of you have seen what he can do for Everton. As far as I'm concerned he's much better than the likes of Cleverly, Valencia and young. If we have room for players like that we have room for players like Fellaini.
agreed 100%
Eh yeah! Some of us have seen what he did for Everton and it's not how we play!
You want the best out of Fellaini? You put him up front, punt balls up to him and give him licence to elbow the shit out of defenders. A mate of mine, who supports Everton says he was only ever good for that and laughed at me when we bought him.
A Liverpool supporting mate of mine, whose actually decent, holds him and Moyes as the biggest frauds in football!
Cleverley, Valencia and Young, when giving the duty, have all stuck with their men! This clown goes wondering! No passing ability, no defensive discipline, no passing ability, no ability to read the game, all he has is use his elbows, his hair and bully boy tactics.
Ha, even then, we all remember when Liverpool strolled to a 3-0 win against last season? When Gerrard elbowed him in the head? Oh he wasn't up for it then was he?!?! No!! He shat himself and stayed quiet for the rest of the game.
He says he wants to emulate Keano, Robbo and the likes...Well, they wouldn't have backed down from that.....In 1999, Keane went up for a header with Viera. Veira tried to elbow him in the face and Keane went for him big time......You may say it's unfair to compare but, that's what Fellaini wants. His own words. Not mine
Honestly, he could not believe the money we paid for him. He laughed
He said, it was fine for how Everton played but, his best position was up top and that we'd be stupid to drop RVP, Rooney or even Welbeck for him up there. His own words
Exactly. You haven't seen him play and go by what your "mate" has been telling you. Again with the "he only played upfront" myth. Go back and watch some of his games in midfield. He played box to box against arsenal and did pretty good - much better than the likes of Clevs, Valencia or Young do now a days.
You haven't followed his career. You don't know how he plays so I'd suggest not to make stupid comments such as "all he has is use his elbows, his hair and bully boy tactics". It's evident you're just basing him on his performances on last season.
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