Tenner says it's the bogs!
Man United appoint Moyes | Round, Woods, Lumsden, P Neville in; Giggs player/coach; Albert stays
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
Tenner says it's the bogs!
the old guy reminds me of:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
feck me, only in the door and into a tracksuit already.
Who the feck is this weirdo following him around all day taking random pictures of him?
Hello Sir Ale...feck me, the sun has changed ye Alex.
Hello Sir Ale...feck me, the sun has changed ye Alex.
United's new manager shows off his "Robot Dance" routine.
Ah, the ol' "pull my finger"-joke on the newbie. It's good that they haze the young Moyes a little bit.
Or a potential stalker?
He's got some nerve showing his face around here without bringing any new players with him.
That's never a half windsor, you'd expect the dimple below the knot even with a half windsor.
fecking hell. Is this some reality show where you follow the participants around taking videos and photos.
His first signing should be an Ikea desk.
If so, we should do a crossover with Liverpool where Brendan Rodgers appears on ours and does his 'Project' routine. Comedy gold.
So it's definitely true then?
I can stop pinching myself, I'm not going to wake up & find it's all a dream.
Can someone photoshop SAF's face on to all those Moyes pics please?
I can stop pinching myself, I'm not going to wake up & find it's all a dream.
Can someone photoshop SAF's face on to all those Moyes pics please?
Poor cnut is spending his first day posing around various pieces of furniture smiling. It's like a wrinkly lizard porn shoot.
He needs to buy a Red folder.
feck sake. Stop making him pose for photos and let him sign some players!
Wonder what he's doing right now? Simming FM with Thiago, Ronaldo etc in the team?
Take me out of the title please. I'm not comfortable with this level of e-scrutiny.
That's not funny. You're on decline, Brophs.
would love to see a photo of him playing FM on the pc in his office 
Clearly he's logged into the Caf and is checking the transfer forum to see who he should buy.
You got me.
The suit could've been better. 5/10.
Phone in hand waiting for Mendes and Mazinho to get back to him. Who thought he was fecking about?
Later today: pictures of David Moyes as he attempts to sit in every seat in Old Trafford individually.
Tenner says it's the bogs!
He's off to the bogs to try and scrape off Fergie's gums that he sat on.
Probably asking someone if Thiago is here yet...
He's trying to replace the United-logos with the Everton-one obviously.
Why has this turned into photoshoot?
Moysie showing the internet around Carrington
I think it's clear that Moyes is trying to escape the guy with the camera. Just look at his expressions in the pictures. Everytime it seems like he's thinking "Oh great, it's you again.."