Man United appoint Moyes | Round, Woods, Lumsden, P Neville in; Giggs player/coach; Albert stays
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
That mousepad seems annoyingly small.
Look at that nice holiday tan. Well for some, the lazy fecker.
Is he starting on reception and working his way up?
He's nervous. Allow it lads.
Basically what we've learnt from Moyes is:
- Boring - Grey Suit
- No Imagination - Grey Suit
- Frightened - No colour
- Can Dance - Has shiny black shoes
- Lazy - Can't dress himself properly, 2nd button on suit not done up, tie wonky
I wonder what are the remotes doing on the table?
Is he here to work or to watch TV?
Is he here to work or to watch TV?
Get to work Moyesy.
"Welcome to Man United transfer desk, how can I help you?"
Phone cable is twisted. Might suggest that he's already made some transfer-related phone calls.
I give him until Christmas before his hair has turned all grey. It'll match his boring suits.
Two remotes on the desk, I hope he is not planning on watching a Desperate Housewives marathon on his first day.
Clearly to watch TV, he will want to ease himself into it. So alternating between watching a movie and actual work seems like a great idea
We need a little kermit sitting on that desk with him. Alongside a notepad with crudely scrawled names: "C.Ronalz 7.", "Joe Rootman", "Leighton Orient.", "Thiago Ay-goalto"
One's a DeCT phone, I think, prepared to get the transfers sorted.
Although they don't look like they've been used - slacker.
I hope they disinfected the Sky remote. I'd say Fergie was always on Bang Babes.
Shit, I think I see Ronaldo and Thiago playing football in the background? In the window, in the pic where Moyes is sitting at his desk. Someone confirm that it is indeed Ronaldo and Thiago playing!
Good to see a manager of a football club has prepared for the recession by doubling as a car salesman.
Maybe he's one to follow the David Mitchell school of dress-sense, and I quote... "My appearance should in no way be noteworthy, But then again not so un-noteworthy as to be in itself noteworthy."
Moyes fits the bill perfectly I'd say.
I imagine he's watching replays of United from the season gone by. Seeing what needs work the most etc. That or he's watching video's of Anderson at eating contests.
He could at least make it interesting by having some new player contracts sitting on the desk for the picture instead of feckall being on there.
Bless thee all
For some reason, I find the idea of a proper tacky Manchester United mousepad in the Manchester United managers office to be absolutely, utterly hilarious...
I can't stop laughing at it...
I was thinking of that when I first saw that photo.
I wonder if he has a pen rule?
Plus the mouse mat is way, way too small. 'Kin Glazers.
Is the mat too small, or does he have a massive mouse and keyboard?
Bless thee all
"Dead or alive - you're coming with me" - he looks like Robocop in that one
The mouse mat is there to remind Moyes that he's no longer the manager of Everton, every day. His standards need to be kept on track.
For some reason, I find the idea of a proper tacky Manchester United mousepad in the Manchester United managers office to be absolutely, utterly hilarious...
I can't stop laughing at it...
he thought about bringing his Everton-one - but realized that would be stretching it
I was thinking of that when I first saw that photo.
I wonder if he has a pen rule?
If anyone would have a pen rule...Seriously though, if a man dressed like that walked past you in the street, you wouldn't, in any way, be aware of their existance.
I think they're for his giant hands...
Bless thee all
Too bad there's no space on top, someone could have photoshopped a pope's hat on his head
Right after the photo was took, I hope he did a full 360 in his swivel chair. Presumably while whistling.
can't see Rooney's transfer request anywhere on that desk....
Mind. Blown.
he's not even using the mouse mat, he'll scratch the desk, what kind of animal have we employed?
Guys chill. It isn't a mouse pad, it is a coaster for his giant cup of coffee. You see, he will be working day and night until we sign Thiago and Ronaldo.
I don't wish to alarm anyone, but there appears to be an incredibly sinister looking being from another realm sat in the back seat of Moyes' car.