Made-up XIs

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Thank you Gaz...moving swiftly on...

Criminals XI

Patrick Burgler
Stefan Fraud
Nick-y Butt
Arjen Robber
Dietmar Hamannslaughter
Theft Johnson
Gary Speedophile
Arson Wenger
Luke Steele
Hermann Joyreidarsson
Ole Gun Assaultskjaer
David Battery
Ruud Vandalismrooy
PossEssien of an offensive Weah-pon
Jermaine Pennant

(with help from bulk)
 
Aw well done Jack, I was trying to think of one for 'rape' for ages

Looking through this important thread, I've noticed a couple of things...one was Sincher's one in the Losing your Job XI, "Luis Figo I'm taking you with me", which I've only just got...masterpiece. The other is that Nate suggested a Takeaway XI but no-one took up the gauntlet...this had better be addressed now please lads - and it's not the kind of oversight we want to see repeated.

Takeaway XI

(Darren Peking Duckerby)
Egg Fried Pat Rice
Sam Phalandrice
Vegetable SaMusa
Papadom Bouba Diop
El Bhaji Diouf
Nwankwo Chutney
Dennis Romme Dahl


They play for Fiorentina Pizza
 
Plechazunga said:
:lol: how you feeling Dre?

Aaron Vindaloo
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better. I'm solid again.

and eating properly.

I'm taking the acid test now and going to the pub in a bit..

Kieron Orford Fryer
 
Back to the take away XI

And I cant believe this was in my head on my Friday night out .. but it was ... thanks Plech

Juwant Vinegar of Hassle Inc
 
BREAKFAST XI

Shreddies Sheringham
Wheatabixentine Lizarazu
Alexander Nesquik
Herman Rice Crespos
Marcus AlReady Brek
Cheerio Ferdinand (quite topical that...)
Shredded Weah
Cocu pops
Special John Kay

They play at the Stadio delle Alpen
 
Plechazunga said:
BREAKFAST XI

Shreddies Sheringham
Wheatabixentine Lizarazu
Alexander Nesquik
Herman Rice Crespos
Marcus AlReady Brek
Cheerio Ferdinand (quite topical that...)
Shredded Weah
Cocu pops
Special John Kay

They play at the Stadio delle Alpen
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Eggs Benedict McCarthy
Markus Allbran
Zlatan Mueslimovic
 
Director of Football: George Graham
Manager: Graham Taylor

(known as the Golden Grahams)
 
Man United and Liverpool XI Historically.

Smiechel
Nicol Hansen McGrath Irwin
Edwards Keane Souness Best
Dalglish Law
 
Wobbly said:
Puddings XI

Eric Djamba Djamba Roly Poly
Paul Profitascholes
Nicky Bread & Butter Pudding
Kingsley Black Forest Gateaux
Juan Pablo Angel Delight
Wes Chocolate Brownie
Quinton Fortune Cookie
Darren Ambrosia Creamed Rice
Gerard Pique-an Pie
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Massimo Maccaroon Parfait
Peach mElber
Luke Chadwick (Spotted Dick)
Valery Meringue
 
Annihilation Quinn
ArmaGed Brannan
Manager: Ian Holocaust
 
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