Made-up XIs

[CremboMan]

Is there a player called Zed Knight at all ? or am I just getting some Spurs players confused...

 

[Plechazunga]

They all count Crembo

It's Zat though

Danny Millenium Bug

 

[CremboMan]

Cosmin (John) Contranstin

 

[Plechazunga]

Stewart Financial Meltdowning

 

[CremboMan]

Paul EnDickov Days

Getting silly...

 

[Plechazunga]

Almu-near Earth Object
Rudi Völcano
Giant Toon Army

Sorry those are really terrible

 

[CremboMan]

I'm not sure I got all of those, then again I'm not sure I got my last few...

IndiPaulInce Day

 

[Plechazunga]

I think we've come to the end of the road here Crembo

(...Cataclysm Morrison...)

Right...Bodily Fluids XI

David Seaman
Nigel Spunk
Jizzy Dudek
Muzzy Jizzet

 

[CremboMan]

Neil Salivan

 

[CremboMan]

Surely El Hadji Diouf fits here without any puns...

 

[CremboMan]

David Sweatherall

 

[CremboMan]

How did David Seaman never play for Tottenham Hotsperm ?

 

[sincher]

I think we've come to the end of the road here Crembo

(...Cataclysm Morrison...)

Right...Bodily Fluids XI

David Seaman
Nigel Spunk
Jizzy Dudek
Muzzy Jizzet

Alessandro Pisstone
Biley McKinlay
Willo Blood
Jami Pusstinen
Managed by Jose Mourineho
Play for Diarrhoeal Madrid

 

[redcharlie]

Golfing United X1

Putter Schmeical

Diego Four Iron
Mikael Silvestee
Nicklaus Butt
Arnie Sidebottom
St Andrew's Cole
Brolly Gunnar Solskjaer
Norman Ironside
Jimmy Greenhoff
Paul Sc(holes)
Chris Eagles

 

[shyamg22]

Superhero XI

ScottPETER Parker

Arjen Robin

BRUCEWAYNE rooney

KURTVAGNER love

play at Old Batford

 

[Wobbly]

ELVIS XI

You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Drogba
Ledley King Creole
Nelson Vivas Las Vegas
Dont Be Raul
Girl Of My Best Fruend
Rock a Hlua Lua
You Saw Me Crying In The Chaplow
In The Djetou
Weah Down
Sun Jihai Way
Your The Nevilles in Disguise

 

[Wobbly]

BEATLES XI

Kahn Buy Me Love
Dear Prutton
Doctor Robert
Drive My Carr
A Hard Days Zat Knight
Hey Ruud
Lady Maradona
Paperback Ian Wrighter
Please Mr Postma
Ticket To Rideout

 

[Plechazunga]

You're The Nevilles in Disguise

Musical Instruments XI

Steve Harper
Rene Higuitar
Claude Ukelele
Thimothee A Tuba
Hatem Trombonesi
Tambourine Zidane
Jocelyn Triangloma

 

[Wobbly]

Musical Instruments XI

Thimothee A Tuba

Thats a good un..

Bobby Trumpeta

Managed by Mar-Cello Lippi

 

[Big Andy]

Jose Tambourinho
Allesandro Castanesta
Lute-ar Matthaus
Accordion Dublin
Banjo Jordan
Harpsichordon Strachan
Gary Mandolineker
Dean Woodwind-ass

 

[Big Andy]

Synthesiser Alex Ferguson

 

[Davo]

Things associated with having a shit

Peter Crouch
Neil Wipe the piss off the bog seat

 

[Big Andy]

Keith Curle one off

 

[Big Andy]

Stewart Put the seat Down-ing

 

[Keane16]

Papa Bouba Dump

 

[Davo]

Eric Dumpa Dumpa
That keeper who we scored 6 past in 2 CL ties, Butt

 

[Keane16]

Jermaine Jenarse
Anthony Le Toilet

you can get a surprising amount of mileage out of those two...

 

[Davo]

George Kinkhazi
Rio Turdinhand

 

[Plechazunga]

Danny Shittu...

Petr Cech & Jens Lehmann (Number 1s)

 

[Keane16]

Kieran Dyerrehea
Tightarse Bramble

 

[Davo]

It should be number 2's you spanner?

Gary Neville...works on more than one level!

er

Sinama Pongs of Crap
Pouis Saha
That Kaka bloke

 

[Plechazunga]

Spaz XI

Nigel Spackman
Nigel Spak
Nigel Quashiemodo
John Arne Riitard
Rigobert Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Paul Spascoigne ("Spazza")

 

[Keane16]

Thomas Shitzelsperger
Herman Hemorriodarsson

 

[Plechazunga]

It should be number 2's you spanner?

Oh yeah

Pat Rice then

Works on 2 levels too

 

[Davo]

Remi Moses
Greg Downs Syndrome
Gary Neville again

There seems to be a suspiciously large amount of Nigels associated with spazzers...

 

[Big Andy]

Retardo Scimeca
Thalido-mido

 

[Davo]

Lillan Durrham

 

[Plechazunga]

Gary Flidcroft
Triumph of the Hamann Spirit
Nigel Worthycause
Nigel Winterbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Nigel Clought Palate

His dad used to manage Nottingham Forrest Gump

 

[Big Andy]

Steve Scope-ll

 

[Plechazunga]

Imbecilevan Wiltord
Hernan Cretinspo
Joey Dickov