Made-up XIs

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Plechazunga said:
We've already had a Fish XI:

Lehmann Sole
John Scales
Gary Bream
Mark Fish
Jody Haddock
Frank Lamprey
Rod Wallace
Angler-ma
Dieter Salmonn
Nicky HaliButt
Ruben Barajuda


Manager: Glen Coddle
Chairman: David Gill

How about a 'Terrorism XI'? Well stocked on the goalie front:

Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence


Also:

Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban




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Funniest fecker here :lol:
 
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Straight to the feckin classics... had tears in me eyes.

Well done all.
 
Bible XI?
Err...

Ryan Tower of Babel
Geoff Doubting Thomas
Jesus lol Navarra
Book of Joseph Desire Job
Angel Gabriel Heinze
Johnny Met God
...
 
Fecked if I can find it...shame, there were some good ones

Shakespeare XI

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

Romario and Giuli
Twelfth Zat Knight
Much Adu about Nothing
Two Gentlemen of Veron
King O'Lear
Tugay, or not Tugay
Aaron Winter of our Discontent
Edu Brute
 
Dennis Bergwank
Nwanku Kanu
Arsehole Campbell
Stefan Cuntz
David Semen

Manager: Dick Advocaat or Arsene Wenger
 
Plechazunga said:
Fecked if I can find it...shame, there were some good ones

Shakespeare XI

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

Romario and Giuli
Twelfth Zat Knight
Much Adu about Nothing
Two Gentlemen of Veron
King O'Lear
Tugay, or not Tugay
Aaron Winter of our Discontent
Edu Brute
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Aaron Winter has a whole play - A. Winter's Tale

Julius Aghahowa Caesar
Titus Bramble Andronicus
Ledley King Lear
Thierry Henry IV
 
Plechazunga said:
Fecked if I can find it...shame, there were some good ones

Shakespeare XI

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

Romario and Giuli
Twelfth Zat Knight
Much Adu about Nothing
Two Gentlemen of Veron
King O'Lear
Tugay, or not Tugay
Aaron Winter of our Discontent
Edu Brute
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A tale of shit cities
 
Whether tis Marcio Nobre in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Quinton Fortune.
 
Historic Utd

Archduke Rio Ferdinand
Angel Gabriel Heinze
Tim 'some people call me Tim' Howard
Wes 'Gordon' Brown
Gary Neville Chamberlain
Ruud Van Nistel Roi
Alan Adam Smith
Keanesyan economics
Phil 'the Power' Neville
John Wayne Rooney
St Paul Scholes
 
sincher said:
Aaron Winter has a whole play - A. Winter's Tale
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Whether tis Marcio Nobre in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Quinton Fortune.
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:lol:

And to quote Richard III...

I that am not shaped for Sporting Lisbon
Nor made to Cort an Amoruso looking-glass
I, that am Ruudly stamped by Ndlovu's majesty
To strut before a wanton Ameobing nymph;
I, Zlatan curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated Okocha by dissembling Naysmith,
Defoe'd, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this Greening world, scarce half made up,
And that Delaney and unfashinuble
That Drogba'd at me as I Holt by them
 
Take away food 11?


Darren Peking Duckerby
 
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