Made-up XIs

[very Ruud]

Henning Berg

 

[Big Andy]

Marco di Sony Vaio

 

[FLASHWOK]

Carrying on from an old thread about the soup chuckers...(note:many arsenal players in this one)

SOUP XI

Sol Campbells
Soup Edu Jour
Jens Lehmannestrone
Gael Clichyssoises
Robin Van Perseafood Bisque
Igor Bisque-an
To-Mido Soup
Cesc Fabregazpacho
George Gum-Boateng
Eric Djembalaya-Djembalaya
Nigel Squashie Soup

Bench

Dennis Cream of MushRoomedahl
Mark Fish Soup
Barlee Sharpe Soup

 

[Plechazunga]

Some of those are really terrible Flash

Let's have a 'Complete Twats' Xl...I'll start:

Bowyer
Woodgate
Dyer
Bellamy
Shearer
Carr
Milburn

 

[Plechazunga]

Right, Pirates XI

Mark Skull-and-Crossley/Jolly Roger Milla
Kishishev Eight
Lu-arrr, Lu-arrr
David Galleon
Ian Walker Plank

 

[sincher]

Tommy Black-beard
Stern John Silver

 

[Plechazunga]

David Buried Trezeguet

 

[sincher]

Carl Smuggleton in goal

 

[Plechazunga]

I think Ian Walker Plank might have something to say about that Sinch...

Sheva Me Timbers

 

[Nate]

pegleggy arphexad

 

[Plechazunga]

Commentary from Mark Pugwash obviously

 

[Plechazunga]

pegleggy arphexad

Yet more competition for that goalkeeper's tunic

 

[yaps]

David May
David May
David May
David May
David May
David May
David May
David May
David May
David May
David May

We all dream of a team of David Mays and number oneeeee was David May etc etc...

 

[Plechazunga]

Joseph Yobo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum...

 

[Nate]

twat

 

[Plechazunga]

Again, he'd face competition from Yo-Ho-Ho-Han Cruyff...and that other midfield enforcer Dean Cutlass

 

[Plechazunga]

Craig Treasure Ireland

 

[Nate]

David Seaman Stains

 

[Plechazunga]

Two United old boys combine to form Black-Beardsmore

 

[Wobbly]

Joseph Yobo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum...

 

[sincher]

Desperate!

Pirate Willy Sagnol

 

[Nate]

Manager - mark hughes a pretty boy then?

 

[Wobbly]

Manager - mark hughes a pretty boy then?

 

[Nate]

Chris By-land lover

 

[Plechazunga]

Manager - mark hughes a pretty boy then?

It's Bylandlubber you thick tw@t!

 

[Nate]

I thought that, but didn't know what a lubber was.

 

[Plechazunga]

I don't know what a lubber is either tbh

Benny Mehearties

 

[yaps]

 

[Nate]

Drunken Sailor Ferguson

 

[Nate]

James Booty?

Nah.

 

[Plechazunga]

Peter lick o' the cat Bonetti

 

[Plechazunga]

WoodenLeg Luzhny

Eye-Patchtrich Viera

Danny Scurvy

Apparently there's a thief in the United Reserve team dressing room...they've been in Davey Jones' locker...

 

[Wobbly]

Roy Pieces of Aitkin
Ray Parley

 

[Plechazunga]

Roy Pieces of Aitkin

Good one, but I already did Kishishev Eight...

OK....Losing Your Job XI

Stewart Downsizing
Antoine CVerski
Joseph Desire a Job
David Go'Clearyourdesk
Ole Doff
Redundo

Manager: Marcello Lippi45
Chairman: Mohammed All-Fired

 

[Nate]

Lee Elbow yer

 

[noodlehair]

David Go'Clearyourdesk

terrible

 

[Nate]

Tim Heave Ho-Ward

 

[Nate]

Lee Pick up your Cardsley

 

[sincher]

Marcelo Cavalayeta

 

[sincher]

George Graham