Made-up XIs

[Big Andy]

Ruud Gull-tit

 

[Big Andy]

Parakeet Curle

 

[Big Andy]

Titus Brambling

 

[Big Andy]

Cristiano Heronaldo

 

[Big Andy]

Eric Pelicantona

 

[Big Andy]

Pellegrino Falcon

 

[Big Andy]

Bobo balde Eagle

 

[Big Andy]

Rick Holden Eagle

 

[Anna_Livia]

Willie Falcon-er
Budgerigary Lineker
Freddie CockAdu
Florent Sinama PonGoldfinch

 

[M160RA]

Porno XI

Francesco Dildo
Asier del Porno (or Asier del Horny)
Julian Dicks
Nicky cnut
Jermaine Penis
Aldo Douche-r
Nicky Butt
Kerimoglou Two-Guys
Robin Van Pussy
Darren Bent-over
Peter Crotch

 

[manuman]

Joseph Desire Blow-job
Alfredo DiStiffano
Ron Geremi
Taribo Randy West
Phillip COCKoo
Jermaine Jenna(s)Jameson
Ashly(n Gere) Cole
Nina Ian Hart-ley
Juan Pablo Evil-Angel
ButtMan-iche
Rude Van Nistelrooy


All of course play for ARSEnal.

 

[Wolverine]

Arse-anal to be precise

 

[manuman]

Arse-anal to be precise

Thats 2 words, ARSEnal suffices.

 

[Big Andy]

King Dong Fangzhou
Anal finger Haaland
Lionel Messi Facial

 

[Giggsy PO]

Donaldo the Assassin Koreira

 

[Big Andy]

Allesandro Del Creampiero

 

[Slabber]

Claude Bukakalele

 

[Big Andy]

Bukkaka

 

[Slabber]

Bukkaka

derivative

 

[sutty]

BDSemre
Bizarre Insertion Davies
Graeme Dominatrix

 

[Red_Aaron]

Ron Geremi
Amdy Faycial
HomosexuaLi Tie
****** Jeffers
M.I.L.F McGuinness
Hot Lez Action Ferdinand

 

[peterstorey]

Fanny Bumhole
Fanny Fart
Fanny Merde

 

[sutty]

Crimes XI

Sebastian A-Frey

Tomass murder Repka
Soliciting Campbell
John Batterry
Asaltere

Incitement to Raycial Hatred Parlour
Xabi Aloanshark
Didious Boldily Hamann
Robbery Piresisting Arrest

Drunken Disorderly Ferguson
Fraud Van Nistelrooy

Subs:
David Seamanslaughter
Robbie Fowling the footpath
Tax Evasion Davies
Leadley Breaking and Entering
Rape Parlour

Team: Blackmail Rovers
Manager: Arson Wenger

 

[Big Andy]

Gary Speeding
Robbery Fowler
Daniel Aggervated Assault Campbell
Animal Cruelty Fox
Incest Fabregas

 

[Slabber]

John Beresfraud.

 

[k-standred]

Molestine Babayaro

 

[Big Andy]

Buggerio Ferdinand

 

[manifique]

Buggerio Ferdinand

just noticed this thread was back up

 

[Big Andy]

Bigamylan Baros

 

[Big Andy]

just noticed this thread was back up

it never dies...its the best thread on the forum..

consistent hilarity...

 

[Big Andy]

David Battery

 

[Big Andy]

Homidocide

 

[Big Andy]

Hit and Ronaldo

 

[Slabber]

Peter Crouch (like a murder)

 

[Big Andy]

Peter Crouch (like a murder)

don't get it...

 

[Big Andy]

Possession Wright-Philps

 

[Big Andy]

Driving whilst under the influence of Class C Drogsba

 

[Giggsy PO]

Thomas Gravicsen

 

[Big Andy]

Thomas Gravicsen

don't get it...

 

[Big Andy]

Paedophilian Dowie