Made-up XIs

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All Owen Adu - Sheryl Crow
Sweet Home Alabouma - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Eboui and Ivory (Coast) - Paul McCartneil Shipperley and Stevie Wonderlay Luxembourgo
 
Probably something like this posted before, but I can't be arsed looking through 22 pages.

Sexual referrence XI

Mike Hunt
Wayne Kerr
Dick Totch
Harry Baals
Heywood Jablome
Hanlyn Cox
Wayne King
Fokke de Kok
Sandy Butt
Lehman Atwill
Kim Suk Dong
 
Patrice Evra Brian Little Thing She Does Is Majeski - Sting
 
The Hairdryer said:
Probably something like this posted before, but I can't be arsed looking through 22 pages.

Sexual referrence XI

Mike Hunt
Wayne Kerr
Dick Totch
Harry Baals
Heywood Jablome
Hanlyn Cox
Wayne King
Fokke de Kok
Sandy Butt
Lehman Atwill
Kim Suk Dong

Stefan Kuntz
Dick Jol
Cock Jol
 
The Hairdryer said:
Probably something like this posted before, but I can't be arsed looking through 22 pages.

Sexual referrence XI

Mike Hunt
Wayne Kerr
Dick Totch
Harry Baals
Heywood Jablome
Hanlyn Cox
Wayne King
Fokke de Kok
Sandy Butt
Lehman Atwill
Kim Suk Dong

They're not real footballers names comically changed to suit the category...

S & Emre...

My favourite of the whole thread (done by myself anyway)
 
Window Chopra - 50cent
J Lloyd Stanuel - Emrenem
Gangsters paramotise - Cooltheo Wallcott
intergalaticos - James Beattie Boys
 
Sutty said:
Cundy Bloody Cundy - U2

:lol:

From the Beatties’ “Whiteside Rommedalbum”:

Harkness Izzet Warmerod Gunn – by John Neil Lennon
Obi-Lua-Di Stefano Obi-Lua-Dalmat – by Raul Benny McCartney
While Higuitar Bentley Weeps - by Finidi George Harry’ssonJamie
Octopuskas Gardner – by R’ngotty Starjen Robben
Rafalution Number Nayim

Carroll, No – The Beach Bowyers
Summerbyweah Overmars the Rainbowyer – Music by Harold Arlen Robben and lyrics by E.Y. Hartsonburg
Ally Macleods in my Stoichkoffigo – Roberto Carly Simon Davies
Papa Diop’s Guti Brandy Nou Camp Baggio – David James Brown OG
Picthurams of Lilian – The Julio Arca
Waterlualua Sunjihaiseto’o – The Kinkladzes
Stairweah to Nevin – Ledley Zeppelinvoy Primus
I was only Joaquin – Rod Wallace Stewart Downing
Quim up and see Mido – Steve Jon Harley and Cockney Neville
Holloways in the Sun Ji Hai - The Sex Pistones
Guti Defoendant – The Clashly Cole
Townsend McCalled MalcolmAllison – The Jamba-Jamba
Brettemerton Rigobert Song – Bob Marley Hendrie and the Weahlers
McQueen is Stead – The Alan Smiths
Ferreiratale of Nou Camp Yorke – The Sinama-Pogues, featuring Kirbishley MaCollymore
No Digguti – Doctore Andre and Blackburnstreet
The Makalele – Los Del Rio Ferdinand/The Bayside Bowyers
 
I bet that you look good on Durrant's floor - Arctic Monkeys
Schopp! In the name of Love - Diana Rossi
 
Burns Calderwood Burns

911 is a Jock

Fear of a Tommy Black Planet

Don't Believe the Hyppia

all by Public EnEmre
 
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