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:lol: that's what we're calling him from now on.

Brilliant :lol:

Anyone know what ever happened to that guy?
I genuinely think he was one of the worst posters to ever grace the forum.

I bumped the pro LVG thread he was mostly active in recently to see if he was still around or he would come out as a mod on the wum but he didn't surface!
 
Id like them to arrange it so that (if we win the FA Cup) when Rooney goes up to collect it, just as he is lifting it above his head a message pops up out of it like a jack in the box, saying "Goodbye Van Gaal, welcome Jose Mourinho" or something like that. Not sure how that could be done logistically. Maybe some kind of firework could fire out of it and write it in the sky. Anything that somehow merges the euphoria of winning the cup with the even greater ecstasy of confirming that this bloody ordeal is over.
:lol:

That would be pure ecstasy. And Woody does love a good show.
 
Just watched big Pete laying into our shite football on sky, said we've bored him to death:lol:
 
Is there any way we can somehow send ed an email or twitter gif of the stats above, fecking shocking decline from the Fegrie era, even Moyes provided more entertainment in his short tenure.

I believe his email address is somewhere in this thread.
 
It will give me peace, he has spent the last two years insulting our intelligence.
I cant wait either. Even more than Moyes.

The worst thing is I was genuinely convinced that he would be fired in December, and then we didnt pull the trigger.

But knowing he will be gone after the final means I can just ignore most of what he says. Thats why I generally avoid his press conferences too.
 
The people that are sure he will be fired, when do you foresee it happening?

Next Sunday or Monday after the FA cup.

He won't be fired. He will decide to 'retire early' or 'leave through mutual consent', it will be a warm send off and Woodward will offer a gracious statement thanking him for his efforts.

Mourinho's joining will be announced 24 hours later.
 
Next Sunday or Monday after the FA cup.

He won't be fired. He will decide to 'retire early' or 'leave through mutual consent', it will be a warm send off and Woodward will offer a gracious statement thanking him for his efforts.

Mourinho's joining will be announced 24 hours later.

I really wish I could believe this.
 
Honestly, if Ed decides to keep Van Gaal it will be the final proof Woodie is an idiot.

Final proof?! If Steven Avery had 1/100th of the proof we have over the past 3 years he'd be walking free!

We got to the FA cup finals with him. It was not like he was actively trying to feck us up.
Wanting him gone is one thing, hating his presence is no good.

Scraped Past Sheffield Wednesday 1-0 in Jan
West Ham took us to a replay
Last minute winner against Everton
Penalties & countless world-class saves along the way from De Gea...

I would say "he got to the FA cup final with us"... not the other way around. He's the passenger. Any one of us in this forum could have achieved what he's achieved this year, I'm adamant of that.
 
What Zlatan said sums it all up with VG, not only is VG not the nicest of people, he just seems to enjoy burning the next bridge
He isnt the only one:

Luca Toni

"Van Gaal simply didn't want to work with me. He treats players like interchangeable objects."

Lucio

“It's a known fact that every trainer has his own ideas and methods. However, Van Gaal simply treated me disrespectfully. I deserved better than this.”

“Van Gaal hurt me more than anyone else in football. He didn't even speak with me before making it clear that I was no longer needed. That's really disappointing. I had a beautiful time at Bayern and we won a lot of trophies. Nevertheless, it's just not right how things went. I won the Confederations Cup twice, I've been a World Champion with Brazil and I was crowned best defender of the Bundesliga.

Since van Gaal didn’t have a spot for Lucio in the first team, moving to Inter Milan and helping them win the 2010 Champions League against his former club Bayern Munich.

Giovanni

"van Gaal is the Hitler of the Brazilian players,” said Giovanni. “He is arrogant, proud and has a problem. My life with him was horrible, the Brazilians did not want him, he put me down and also fought with Rivaldo and Sonny Anderson.

“He always gave us the excuse that we were not training well. I know that he must have some trauma, he has no idea of football, does not know anything, in the time I was with him he always did the same training, his type is sick, he's crazy."

Rivaldo

“Van Gaal is the main cause of my departure. I don't like van Gaal, and I am sure that he doesn't like me, either,”

Van Gaal responded by saying:

“He then hides back home in Brazil. He plays for Brazil like we needed him to at Barcelona, and he has proved this in the World Cup finals, showing he reserved himself for Japan.”

Rivaldo had this classic retort:
"He is jealous I won a World Cup he couldn't even qualify for."
 
It's a strange feeling but the closer we get to getting finally rid of him, the less I want him to go. He's so shit he's given me Stockholm syndrome.
 
knowing my luck with tech, it would be blocked due to spam or something....theere must be a way we can get the power brokers to see this awful fec king stat
ed.woodward@manutd.co.uk

It didn't bounce a few weeks ago, I'd guess at least he or his secretary reads it. Closest you'll get bar somehow getting Sky Sports to carry it or something or making a sign for the match that TV cameras pick up.
 
not sure if this was posted before, just saw it and cant stop laughing:lol::lol::lol:
 
I am not surprised. The way he went on a power trip on Valdes was disgusting.
His arrogance is a bit too much, for someone whose best years have been in the 90's and has steadily been going downhill since.

Uli Hoenes had this to say about him:

"Van Gaal's problem is not that he's God, but he's God's very own father. Louis was already there before the world even existed. If you look at the world from that perspective, like Van Gaal does, it is hard to see what the world really looks like."

And here is the man himself , announcing himself to the Catalan faithful just after he was made manager.
"I have achieved more with Ajax in six years than Barcelona has in one hundred years."

It must be a huge hit to his ego to have been the monumental failure that he has been at United. Make no mistake about, its not about United, its all about him. That is who he cares about the most.
 
Guillem Balague does not believe David de Gea would speak out about Louis van Gaal in a bid to force a transfer away fromManchester United.

It has been claimed in the press that the goalkeeper would be prepared to leave Old Trafford if Van Gaal was kept on as manager.

But Spanish football expert Balague told Sky Sports News HQ: "It sounds so un-De Gea like, for a player to put a manager in that kind of position. And especially when now that we are all hearing that the club want Van Gaal to stay for now.

"Of course it would be a way to force his [De Gea's] way out for sure. But De Gea would not do that."

:nervous:
 
His arrogance is a bit too much, for someone whose best years have been in the 90's and has steadily been going downhill since.

Uli Hoenes had this to say about him:



And here is the man himself , announcing himself to the Catalan faithful just after he was made manager.


It must be a huge hit to his ego to have been the monumental failure that he has been at United. Make no mistake about, its not about United, its all about him. That is who he cares about the most.
I think when you have an ego that big you can always find external factors to shift the blame onto, rather than accepting your own failure.
 
...players seem to be still playing for him [LVG]

They certainly are.
They are creating few chances.
Scoring few goals.
Doing lots of back/side passes.

They sure are playing for him :lol:
 
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They certainly are.
They are creating few chances.
Scoring few goals.
Doing lots of back/side passes.

They sure are playing for him :lol:

Yeah whatever it was they are trying. More than what could be said for us under moyes (other than those 2 CL games) and mourinho (Chelsea this season)
 
I think when you have an ego that big you can always find external factors to shift the blame onto, rather than accepting your own failure.
That is the worst thing about him. It cant be the philosophy's fault, it must either be the players that are too slow or not good enough, or the injuries, or missed chances.

I think its also a hindrance to himself as a manager. The period between 2000 to 2004 was a disastrous one for him as manager , but he never tried to adapt or learn from it. I think for me, what made Sir Alex so special, is that in 2005, he reached a point where he realized that he had to evolve, or he would die out.

Van Gaal has gone on record saying that he believes that his philosophy is the right one, and he will never change it.

He seems to try to enforce his philosophy on his team, then after months of it not working, he'll stumble across something that works. When the danger has passed, he then seeks to revert to the same original philosophy that isnt working. That is exactly what he did this summer. Its baffling really.
 
That is the worst thing about him. It cant be the philosophy's fault, it must either be the players that are too slow or not good enough, or the injuries, or missed chances.

I think its also a hindrance to himself as a manager. The period between 2000 to 2004 was a disastrous one for him as manager , but he never tried to adapt or learn from it. I think for me, what made Sir Alex so special, is that in 2005, he reached a point where he realized that he had to evolve, or he would die out.

Van Gaal has gone on record saying that he believes that his philosophy is the right one, and he will never change it.

He seems to try to enforce his philosophy on his team, then after months of it not working, he'll stumble across something that works. When the danger has passed, he then seeks to revert to the same original philosophy that isnt working. That is exactly what he did this summer. Its baffling really.

Exactly. Couldn't put it better. We'd be insane to keep him.
 
Just so long as there aren't any idiots chanting LOUIS VAN GAAL'S RED ARMY or god forbid a Moyes-style standing ovation for failure.
 
Yeah whatever it was they are trying. More than what could be said for us under moyes (other than those 2 CL games) and mourinho (Chelsea this season)

I don't think the players stopped trying under Moyes either, they're proffesionals. In both cases the players performed the managers instructions to the tee even when they knew they weren't working.
 
If Louis even tries to do a speech, it should be drowned out with whistles. I'm not one for booing or whatever, but top 4 is now 99.9999% impossible, yet there is no real talk of him getting the boot. Utmost discontent needs to be projected.
 
I don't think the players stopped trying under Moyes either, they're proffesionals. In both cases the players performed the managers instructions to the tee even when they knew they weren't working.

We were quite clearly second best in most games against the likes of city and all. Moyes clearly lost the dressing room
 
ed.woodward@manutd.co.uk

It didn't bounce a few weeks ago, I'd guess at least he or his secretary reads it. Closest you'll get bar somehow getting Sky Sports to carry it or something or making a sign for the match that TV cameras pick up.
ed.woodward@manutd.co.uk

It didn't bounce a few weeks ago, I'd guess at least he or his secretary reads it. Closest you'll get bar somehow getting Sky Sports to carry it or something or making a sign for the match that TV cameras pick up.
Could go completely batshit, douse ones self in petrol and set myself alight whilst running to woodies corporate chums, might do the trick.
 
We were quite clearly second best in most games against the likes of city and all. Moyes clearly lost the dressing room

Oh I agree with that but I think LVG lost it ages ago as well, the players have just been doing what they need to do, they have pride and want CL football.

I don't agree with what you said about lack of trying though, they've never stopped doing that under either manager to a great extent. That's unfair on them.
 
If Louis even tries to do a speech, it should be drowned out with whistles. I'm not one for booing or whatever, but top 4 is now 99.9999% impossible, yet there is no real talk of him getting the boot. Utmost discontent needs to be projected.
When the chance of something not happening is less than .1111% of it happening, it should just be impossible.
 
He isnt the only one:

Luca Toni

Lucio

Since van Gaal didn’t have a spot for Lucio in the first team, moving to Inter Milan and helping them win the 2010 Champions League against his former club Bayern Munich.

Giovanni

Rivaldo

Van Gaal responded by saying:

Rivaldo had this classic retort:


I don't see the point of rehashing this. He's an arrogant asshole, we knew that and we wanted one after spending an year under beta lord Moyes who wanted us to aspire to be at Liverpool and City's level while losing 3-0 at home.

We can't celebrate his eccentricity when things are going well and turn around to criticize him the same when things go poor.
 
I don't see the point of rehashing this. He's an arrogant asshole, we knew that and we wanted one after spending an year under beta lord Moyes who wanted us to aspire to be at Liverpool and City's level while losing 3-0 at home.

We can't celebrate his eccentricity when things are going well and turn around to criticize him the same when things go poor.
We didn't need an arrogant asshole after David Moyes,we needed an astute ,experienced coach. Unfortunately we got nothing of sort.

Not all of us where celebrating this negative traits of his. Infact we feared that it would bite us in the ass at some point like it always does wherever he goes. We thought that may be preceded by some success and maybe an improvemebt in our play . We didnt get that either.

Van Gaal has just been a monumental waste of two years in essence. He tries to lower expectations just as much as David Moyes did.
 
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