SuperiorXI
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This is what I tell the missus.‘I’ve got that Wayne Rooney type of body’
Never works.
This is what I tell the missus.‘I’ve got that Wayne Rooney type of body’
Find it weird as much as you like. I find it weird people calling him fat when he isn't. Just because he isn't about 5% body fat like Ronaldo, he's deemed fat. There was a pic of him in training a few weeks ago where his 6 pack is showing, how is that fat?
Photoshop has come on leaps and bounds. Unlike Shaw, who's done feck all for four years.
It doesn’t help when he quite clearly has stamina issues. Whether he’s fat or not he is t fit enough to be a professional footballer for Man United.Find it weird as much as you like. I find it weird people calling him fat when he isn't. Just because he isn't about 5% body fat like Ronaldo, he's deemed fat. There was a pic of him in training a few weeks ago where his 6 pack is showing, how is that fat?
A bit like Shaw.It's actually not really developed at all as a programme since Shaw started his career. Should stick to being an expert dietician for now.
A bit like Shaw.
No wonder he's not progressed at all, Adobe after effects is where it's at nowadays.
You don't understand what body type, or build means?
Come on it was a joke. I want Shaw to do well. He's just become a bit of a joke with the constant excuses and promises he'll do better next year because he went gym in the middle east or something.Well Luke isn't currently available as a cloud-based subscription service, but who knows what the future holds. As long as we're all wishing the very worst for the lad and mocking his honesty, let's see what new levels we can push him to.
Come on it was a joke. I want Shaw to do well. He's just become a bit of a joke with the constant excuses and promises he'll do better next year because he went gym in the middle east or something.
I find all these jokes about Shaw being overweight very cruel.
Don't you think he's already got enough on his plate?
I find all these jokes about Shaw being overweight very cruel.
Don't you think he's already got enough on his plate?
Agree. He's carrying a lot of weight with all this pressure and stuff.I find all these jokes about Shaw being overweight very cruel.
Don't you think he's already got enough on his plate?
Agree. He's carrying a lot of weight with all this pressure and stuff.
Goes to show how Mourinho is with his players behind the scenes. I mentioned this in the Mourinho thread, but every now and then we hear something from the players that just completely destroys false truths that get peddled on here and used as a stick to beat Mourinho with. Out must be hard to listen to do many things get said about you and you not being able to just come out and tell prior they're taking crap.
If you need to address people who think you are fat, and list reasons why you might look fat but aren't really fat. Then you have an unhealthy relationship with you body.
Whether you are fat, slim, athletic, ripped, obese. You acknowledge it and deal with it. Don't do this nonsense of 'I may look fat but I just have a big body type.'
I find all these jokes about Shaw being overweight very cruel.
Don't you think he's already got enough on his plate?
Do you think it is his weight as to why he's not been playing as well as he should, or getting starts like he should? When ever I've seen him play his stamina does't seem to be a issue.
Fekin hellIt's a lot to digest.
Fixed that for youAgree. He's carrying a lot of weight with all these pies and stuffing.
Did any of you read the rest of the article? He briefly talked about his weight (which he was likely asked by the reporter) before going on to say how hard he’s trying to prove himself as a United player because he knows he can. And Mourinho has given him a chance. Fair fecks to him, maybe yous should give him a chance too.
some of you lot must have great bodies. All you like to do is slag him for being fat, when he is far from it.
“I'm really excited,” Shaw told us in Los Angeles. “This is what you work towards, the start of the season, during pre-season. I'm really looking forward to it and hopefully when the first game comes, I'm ready and I can get to start a game.
”I want to play as many games as possible this season. Hopefully I can cement a place and play many more games than I did last season because, at the end of the day, I want to be playing football matches and hopefully I can do that this season.“
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“It's nice to get to know the young ones,” Luke told us. “For the young lads, it's great to get to know them a bit more and help them settle in - everyone's enjoying it.
”There's a bit of table tennis, so everyone's playing that, and FIFA and there's also a bit of Fortnite going on. I was playing with the two young ones yesterday, Jimmy [Garner] and Mason [Greenwood]. It's a bit of banter and it's a competition, everyone wants to win. It's good energy and good fun.“
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We also quizzed Luke on who the funniest, loudest and best-dressed players of the squad were - with some unlikely names receiving the honours...
“Anthony [Martial] makes me laugh, in his own way. But I'd have to say Andreas Pereira, he's funny. I can't explain why he's so funny, but the way he acts and says things, it makes me laugh.
“In terms of the loudest, I'd say Tim Fosu-Mensah. You'd think he's quite a quiet person, but when he's talking and when he's around the place he seems to be quite loud, so I'd say Timmo is the loudest.
”You'd always have to put yourself up there,“ when asked about the best-dressed player. ”Granty looks decent, so does Chris, so I don't know, it's a hard one. Right now, I'd have to say Granty is edging it for me.“
Sorry why does being paid likely around £57.90 a week make that any less possible?I would have if I was paid £100K a week.
“I was in Dubai with my girlfriend. It was funny – I was on my phone flicking through stuff. I got the text and accidentally clicked straight away [to reveal he read it]. The manager was probably thinking: ‘Jesus Christ!’I said to my girlfriend: ‘I’ve just opened it and I must look so weird now.’ It was fine. I left it a little bit to reply because I didn’t want to look too eager.
Well for one, its his job to be in shape and his entire career revolves around his fitness.Sorry why does being paid likely around £57.90 a week make that any less possible?
Sorry why does being paid likely around £57.90 a week make that any less possible?