I present to the Caf, Martin Burkitt. If anyone ever manages to come across Mr Burkitt, please give him a high 5, on behalf of Ish, for this bit of comedy gold...
Why Did He Get A New Contract?
If I was asked to name the Premier League players I dislike the most, while Suarez and Terry would get place highly, it is Luis Nani who would be right at the top of the list. For while the others are of course hugely objectionable, at least I don't have to watch them actively and adversely affect my team's performance every game.
There is genuinely not a Premier League winger that I wouldn't rather have playing for United (and yes, that includes Stuart Downing). I am so fed up of promising moves breaking down at his talented but maddeningly inconsistent feet as he ignores the simple but effective pass in favour of the 1% chance of something spectacular.
Surely I am not the only one who shuddered when hearing of his new long-term contract??
Martin Burkitt, London
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