I hope they win every league game between now and the end of the season, giving them a record or W37 D1
How are they going to celebrate it?
A title? Okay, but a team wins the title every season.
An unbeaten season? Okay, but Arsenal already did that.
The highest ever points tally? Okay, but there's been a highest ever points tally since the sport began.
A near perfect season? Okay, but why not perfect? Oh, you dropped points and blemished your otherwise spotless record? Against who? Oh, Manchester United? Manchester United, as in your most bitter rivals? Oh, that's nice.
It's going to be impossible to talk or think about the the season (as undeniably great as it is) without being forced to consider that Ole took points off them.
Like Lady Macbeth trying to wash the spot of blood from her hands. They almost got away with it, but that spot is always going to be there and it'll be impossible to not think about in any retrospective.
I just hope they get knocked out the cups, though.