So we've signed Salah. VVD has announced his undying love for us. We're trying to tempt Mbappe to choose us as the stepping stone club up to Real Madrid and Aubemayang has now come into the picture. Not to mention Keita who we would have chased and probably got if Liepzig were even remotely open to selling.
And I was laughed at when we got knocked out of both cups in January and I boldly stated we had our eyes on the (main) prize: a top four finish. Winning the Mickey Mouse and finishing outside top 4 would have seen us looking at Redmond, Sigurdsson, Defoe and Maguire this summer. Wooh! We had a real risk of being left decades behind the other top 4/5 clubs had we failed top 4 last season.
You're celebrating being linked to players? Wtf