Lets laugh at Liverpool

The first team only needs a few additions, but the squad will still be far too weak, one or two injuries and the standard of backups is piss poor.

And Jonjo......theres a name you can hear ringing out between the tower blocks as a burning car warms the evening breeze :lol:
 
The first team only needs a few additions, but the squad will still be far too weak, one or two injuries and the standard of backups is piss poor.

And Jonjo......theres a name you can hear ringing out between the tower blocks as a burning car warms the evening breeze :lol:

Snob!
 
You don't really. You just have to identify what you need and buy it. Of course it's shit loads harder without Champions League football to get those 'star' next step players but these days there are hundreds of fringe players who know they can battle to step up and produce the goods for a 'hard working club' like Liverpool.

It is easy to identify and buy than to have those players come, settle in your system and make your team better. It gets tougher when you know that the teams challenging you already have better squads and the ability to attract those 'star' players next season.

Arsenal and Spurs right now are better placed than Liverpool. Can offer European football. Are London based. Have better managers (at least in perception).

Anything can happen in football but I would be surprised if Liverpool finish better than 6th next season.

This whole 'you need to spend shit loads of money to get anywhere' is bullshit. You just need to know what and who to buy.. Jury is still out on the scouting at Liverpool in the last 10ish years it's been pretty horrendous. Even when they had CL football. Some of the youngsters coming through may be impressive though time will tell on that. I still have shit loads more respect for the fact that they are playing their youth and trying to push from within rather than just trying to buy talent.

Trying to push youngsters from within rather than just trying to buy talent?

Fabio Borini, Joe Allen, Oussama Assaidi, Samed Yesil, Daniel Sturridge, Philippe Coutinho

Those are the players they bought last year. The youngsters promoted were out of need not choice. All Rodgers talks about is early business in the transfer market and to increase the squad depth.

I haven't heard of Suso or Sterling since Coutinho come in.
 
Interesting comparison here.

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Trying

Albeit I think Wisdom is shite. Kelly got injured and Sterling started brightly but got nudged out of games pretty easily.

Fair play they have bought a few players but they look to have a decent crop of talent. Not great but decent. I much prefer a club spending X on certain spots and trying to put in some youth and bring through some talent than a team who spends 100m on players only to go virtually backwa-...

Oh wait?? :lol:
 
It is easy to identify and buy than to have those players come, settle in your system and make your team better. It gets tougher when you know that the teams challenging you already have better squads and the ability to attract those 'star' players next season.

Arsenal and Spurs right now are better placed than Liverpool. Can offer European football. Are London based. Have better managers (at least in perception).

Anything can happen in football but I would be surprised if Liverpool finish better than 6th next season.



Trying to push youngsters from within rather than just trying to buy talent?

Fabio Borini, Joe Allen, Oussama Assaidi, Samed Yesil, Daniel Sturridge, Philippe Coutinho

Those are the players they bought last year. The youngsters promoted were out of need not choice. All Rodgers talks about is early business in the transfer market and to increase the squad depth.

I haven't heard of Suso or Sterling since Coutinho come in.

For me, the jury's still out on AVB at Spurs. He took over a vastly superior squad of players at WHL, whereas the first job Rodgers had to do was offload some of the shite that Kenny had left him with. Only then could he start the job of trying to bridge the gap. His record in the second part of the season is better than Villas Boas. 36 points gained in 19 games. Same as Spurs but more goals scored & fewer conceded - Having brought in a couple of key players in the January transfer window, Rodgers team has played some good stuff. He's also sorted out the defence, which was leaking in goals left, right & centre up until February. 8 clean sheets in the final 13 games is testament to that. I actually feel that the defence is AVB's achilles heel. It was a weak point when he was at Chelsea, & I've not seen anything to change my mind whilst he's been at Tottenham.

You're absolutely right about the likes of Suso & Sterling only being selected out of need rather than choice. But in bringing in better players he's shown to the youngsters what sort of level they need to attain in order to become regular first-teamers. Nothing wrong with that in my book. I'd call it good management. Just in the same way he indentified Martin Skrtel as the weak point in Liverpool's defence. The same bloke that was Liverpool's player of the year the season before, & had City sniffing around last summer. He thought nothing of sticking him on the bench for long periods of the 2nd part of the season. He too now knows what sort of level he needs to be at, week in, week out, if he wants to be part of Liverpool's future.

Brendan Rodgers has slowly, but surely, lifted the standards at Anfield. Considering we only took 2 points out of the first 5 games, I'd be mightily disappointed if we can't add at least another 10 to last season's total.
 
This thread is for laughing at Liverpool only.

Please feck off with your well reasoned arguments, everyone.
 
For me, the jury's still out on AVB at Spurs. He took over a vastly superior squad of players at WHL, whereas the first job Rodgers had to do was offload some of the shite that Kenny had left him with. Only then could he start the job of trying to bridge the gap. His record in the second part of the season is better than Villas Boas. 36 points gained in 19 games. Same as Spurs but more goals scored & fewer conceded - Having brought in a couple of key players in the January transfer window, Rodgers team has played some good stuff. He's also sorted out the defence, which was leaking in goals left, right & centre up until February. 8 clean sheets in the final 13 games is testament to that. I actually feel that the defence is AVB's achilles heel. It was a weak point when he was at Chelsea, & I've not seen anything to change my mind whilst he's been at Tottenham.

You're absolutely right about the likes of Suso & Sterling only being selected out of need rather than choice. But in bringing in better players he's shown to the youngsters what sort of level they need to attain in order to become regular first-teamers. Nothing wrong with that in my book. I'd call it good management. Just in the same way he indentified Martin Skrtel as the weak point in Liverpool's defence. The same bloke that was Liverpool's player of the year the season before, & had City sniffing around last summer. He thought nothing of sticking him on the bench for long periods of the 2nd part of the season. He too now knows what sort of level he needs to be at, week in, week out, if he wants to be part of Liverpool's future.

Brendan Rodgers has slowly, but surely, lifted the standards at Anfield. Considering we only took 2 points out of the first 5 games, I'd be mightily disappointed if we can't add at least another 10 to last season's total.

The team for liverpool to catch is Arsenal. For all the talk of Liverpool improving in the second half of the season the gap between them and Arsenal grew. From 3 points when they played them at the end of January to 12 by seasons end.

As for Rodgers raising standards one win all season against others in the top 8 dampens that down a fair bit.

Also for all the talk of the possession game do you think a lot of Liverpool goals come from fast direct play? Not saying that is a bad thing of course but the claims of him turning them into a Barca style team are wrong.
 
All the better after their shite last season. Even Moyes wasn't this bad in Europe.
 
I´m perplexed they lost to a team managed by Paulo freakin Sousa. What´s happening with Rodgers?
 
Waste of a Champions League spot for the Premier League.

Would be awful if they represented English football in the Champions League again next season.
 
As much as I hate Liverpool and love to see them fail shouldn't we wait until we've gone out of our own shit patch before we start to rub it in? Just saying :nervous:
 
Where do people actually see them finishing in the league this season? I originally thought 5th or 6th but I genuinely think now that they're going to do well to get 7th.
 
As much as I hate Liverpool and love to see them fail shouldn't we wait until we've gone out of our own shit patch before we start to rub it in? Just saying :nervous:
Exactly. It's more than likely that we'll be behind them in the league again after the weekend.
 
They don't have a great record against Basel, do they?
They've actually only played them thrice. 2 draws and 1 loss.

Our record against Basel is 1W 2D 1L

edit: feck, this is the laugh at Liverpool thread. I'll join in and stop being a downer.

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As much as I hate Liverpool and love to see them fail shouldn't we wait until we've gone out of our own shit patch before we start to rub it in? Just saying :nervous:
Nope why should our form have any baring on our ability to laugh at Liverpool demise.... 2013-2014 was the worst year I can recall as a United fan, but one of my best in laughing at scousers, indeed my pain from watching utd increased my joy of Liverpool failing at the final hurdle, sort of night being darkest before the dawn sort of thing....
 
Exactly. It's more than likely that we'll be behind them in the league again after the weekend.

I say this without the obvious irony, but this is champions league... We can't feck up this season in the champions league, Moyes delivered that, our silver lining is that we can laugh at Liverpool, watch arsenal fall out away after the group stages and hope Chelsea don't win the damn thing.
 
They've actually only played them thrice. 2 draws and 1 loss.

Our record against Basel is 1W 2D 1L

edit: feck, this is the laugh at Liverpool thread. I'll join in and stop being a downer.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

We've lost more than once to Basel. Wasn't it years ago when they beat us 1-0 at OT with a Gary Neville own goal?
 
Neither do we, sadly.
What's wrong with people on here, is this the fecking Samaritans because I thought this was the lets laugh at Liverpool thread, if I wanted a dose of utd based reality, I'd be moaning on the utd boards about injuries, refs, no defence, red cards and all the usual football stuff... I don't, I want to laugh at Liverpool. Any chance of keeping this on thread?
 
We've lost more than once to Basel. Wasn't it years ago when they beat us 1-0 at OT with a Gary Neville own goal?
Not according to UEFA at least.

Goggle doesn't come up with any own goal by Neville for United.