Let's all laugh at England

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Great decision by the ref and very much in line with the generally good refereeing throughout the tournament. This includes the yellow on Jorginho yesterday and Shaw's foul on the Danish player leading up their goal, in case you're wondering.
I mean, Sterling fell over by himself, but because a couple of Danish player made contact as he was going down, VAR decided not to intervene. I agree with the VAR decision, as it wasn't a clear and obvious error, but it was anything but a clear penalty.
 
They won’t be able to handle playing in the heat. Even in the winter.

It'll be ok - we plan to stay camped outside our own box for most of the game, so the players won't have to run very far :D
 
I mean, Sterling fell over by himself, but because a couple of Danish player made contact as he was going down, VAR decided not to intervene. I agree with the VAR decision, as it wasn't a clear and obvious error, but it was anything but a clear penalty.

Me and my friends all thought the Sterling goal was going to be over-turned by VAR, and were shocked when it wasn't. Should never have been a pen.

On the other hand, there was a challenge (on Kane I think? Can't remember now) not long before that which we were all convinced should have been a penalty at the time (though I haven't watched it back). You win some, you lose some.
 
Yes. Hitmen, fireworks & car crashes. It’s wild!!… but the “15 people were hurt, three seriously, in rowdy, post-match partying. One of them lost three fingers when a firework exploded in his hand.” seemed particularly relevant to the England fan discussion, considering arse man from yesterday…

I’ve also seen stuff from the semis my Italian cousins have sent me of people being drunkenly knocked off their scooters by cars and fireworks and general drunken tomfoolery… none of which means the Italians as particularly or uniquely awful, but d’you guys want a bit of back and forth, or d’you want a safe space?

The post/image you've used this in response to stated "Abuse little girl, point laser at a goalkeeper, bot at the other teams' national anthems, destroy London."

You put this in reference to rocket man, when he wasn't even mentioned.

It looks like you have missed the point.
 
Remember how small time City are celebrating Uniteds’ downfall more than their successes? Then again, can’t blame the other home nations as just qualifying for a tournament gets an open top bus celebration.
And we love it! No abuse for our own players. Maybe your lot could learn something from it
 
Remember how small time City are celebrating Uniteds’ downfall more than their successes? Then again, can’t blame the other home nations as just qualifying for a tournament gets an open top bus celebration.

What success do England have?
 
The post/image you've used this in response to stated "Abuse little girl, point laser at a goalkeeper, bot at the other teams' national anthems, destroy London."

You put this in reference to rocket man, when he wasn't even mentioned.

It looks like you have missed the point.

I put it in reference to a post comparing England fans “destroying London” with Italian fans making wholesome pizza memes… it’s entirely appropriate.
 
I put it in reference to a post comparing England fans “destroying London” with Italian fans making wholesome pizza memes… it’s entirely appropriate.

Has Milan been "destroyed"? Someone listed some of the genuinely vile stuff English fans did and you try to equate that with a vague sentence of some people partying too hard.
 
Why should anyone laugh at England? There is a winner and a loser. Italy won and England lost.
 
Has Milan been "destroyed"?

Has London?

listed some of the genuinely vile stuff English fans did and you try to equate that with a vague sentence of some people partying too hard.

If you think booing anthems and using laser pens is “vile stuff” I’ve got some more unfortunate news for you about Italian fans.

Who, btw, were exceptional at Wembley. But again, if you want a safe space just say mate…
 
The lack of intensity showed by Kane or Sterling is appalling. How many finals have Harry Kane lost to date?

If England had bot Vardy along, they would have won.
 
Utd fans getting booed while on international duty is another one. We literally chanted Argentina for a time or how Ronaldo made England look shite.
Its weird how this has to be explained on a Utd forum.
Yeah. Also United could field an all Ireland XI that would give England run for their money. Certainly there’s an argument to which team would be better. So no wonder we have a huge Irish contingent. That’s just one of many factors. Bizarre to think that all United fans should have some sort of soft spot for England — far fecking from it.
 
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Has London?



If you think booing anthems and using laser pens is “vile stuff” I’ve got some more unfortunate news for you about Italian fans.

Who, btw, were exceptional at Wembley. But again, if you want a safe space just say mate…

I'm sorry, but you're just delivering prime whataboutism. Everyone has seen what happened in England. You come up with a sentence in a Reuters report that says some people were injured, by whom? Was there vandalism? We certainly can't tell from the tweet you linked, yet you equate it with the video material everyone has seen by now.
For someone who keeps repeating "safe spaces", you seem pretty eager to create one in your own head.
 
Remember how small time City are celebrating Uniteds’ downfall more than their successes? Then again, can’t blame the other home nations as just qualifying for a tournament gets an open top bus celebration.
City were celebrating downfalls of the most successful team in England and one of the greatest in the world. England isn’t even in top5. Slight difference huh
 
Remember how small time City are celebrating Uniteds’ downfall more than their successes? Then again, can’t blame the other home nations as just qualifying for a tournament gets an open top bus celebration.
The sixth biggest nation in Europe became the 14th to make the final. 10 have won. Real achievers England are. Maybe if they could only choose players from a base about half the size of London you might understand why others are happy to qualify.
 
Holy shit, this dude's timeline. If England won that game, his family would have had to do a welfare check on him.

Glad he has uploaded that because now know to support anyone playing the scots in World Cup qualifying, don't want them even making the tournament after all the crap today so firmly in the corner of all the other teams in that group.
 
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If europe is a class, england is that big blonde chap at the back. Bad at school, always comes up with shit jokes and pranks, loudmouthed and vulgar, comes to school drunk and always seems to gets on everyone's nerve.

He's a good kid though, he once saved the class from the next door bullies a few moon ago, maybe it's his upbringing.

The class gave him some slack at the start, but at one point england never take the cue that people are actually letting him getting away with it, not so much loving it.

Until at one point the class had enough and after one shit joke and prank too many everyone yells in unison for him to STFU and stuff it up his arse in full class.

The embarassed english never recover.
 
It’s got to be a bit humiliating to support an English club and be anti English/England

Don’t understand why you haven’t been banned, you’re clearly a WUM. I think the most offensive part of it though is that you’re not even a good troll.

The likes of Dixon, Shearer, Lineker and even (hate to say it) Rio have all seemed very biased in favour of England throughout. Not enjoying any of the coverage.
Obviously for the sake of our English players - the likes of Rashy, Maguire, Greenwood I hope they do well - however like all Utd fans I wouldn’t mind seeing England fall.
Way too much of our Utd fanbase also happens to support England for my liking.
seems to be a lot of utd fans that support them unfortunately
Italy for me but honorable mentions to Shaw, MacGuire, Greenwood and Rashy. They didn’t boo anybody.

Here’s another few of the gems from your ensemble of shiteposting:
  • Talking about Harry Kane as a potential transfer target
Seems like he’d favour a move to us but I really hope he goes to City instead. Just awful.

  • Comparing Mbappe and Henry
He’s just another Thierry Henry. Average player pulling the wool over less knowledgeable football fans’ eyes by having ridiculous amounts of pace.

  • Discussing Klopp‘s future
Depends on how the managers at some of the bigger clubs get on. A rocky start to the season for Madrid, Barca or ourselves and he’s going to be high on wishlists. He’s not going to turn down any of Barca, Madrid or Utd either.
  • Expressing dissatisfaction that Villareal have outspent United in recent years
Yeah, it’s not going to be a popular opinion but Villareal have spent a lot of money over the years. Pretty shocking considering our stature that we have not been able to match them in that regard but that’s where we’re at.
  • Rejecting a fullback because you haven’t heard of them and you want a centre back instead
I’ve not heard of him. This isn’t the calibre of player we should be looking at, Atlanta aren’t exactly a big team. I’d rather just get Varane.


And my personal favourite because it seems a reasonable post...

Had to be Zidane. He’s had aspirations of working for Utd for a long time, knows the game inside out, and would hold the board to account over the lack of spending. Just get him.

...until people realise you’re talking about Zidane as a replacement for Ed Woodward.
 
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England lost because their level of intensity wasn't there. Kane and Sterling were strolling about while the Italians were running hard so that the English players have no chance to rest when they have the ball.

They were simply too entitled, knowing they won't be subbed out early so they conserve their energy not running much. Truth is the 5+1 subs probably hurt England a lot more than Italy.

Yeah you could tell before the tournament that Gareth wasn't a fan of the 5 subs thing at all so he will be pleased it's back to 3 for the World Cup and final squads back down to the normal 23
 
Maybe if our pundits didn't do stupid things like writing off an experienced outfit like Italy then we wouldn't end up looking silly
 
Maybe if our pundits didn't do stupid things like writing off an experienced outfit like Italy then we wouldn't end up looking silly
Which pundits wrote them off? I know a couple may have backed England to win but pretty much all of them had respect for Italy and knew either way it would be a tight game
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Which pundits wrote them off? I know a couple may have backed England to win but pretty much all of them had respect for Italy and knew either way it would be a tight game
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Rio and Lineker seem to be the two names I keep seeing crop up
 
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