Let’s all laugh at Germany

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Fully deserved out, we were the worst team in the group and that win against Sweden was already really lucky.

Also not sure we are going to get much better anytime soon, most of our best players will be well past 30 next WC and there isn't too much outstanding talent coming through at the moment.
 
Fully deserved out, we were the worst team in the group and that win against Sweden was already really lucky.

Also not sure we are going to get much better anytime soon, most of our best players will be well past 30 next WC and there isn't too much outstanding talent coming through at the moment.
Wonder who we re more likely to see do a full turnaround soon with fresh new up and coming stars; Germany or the Netherlands. Seems the latter has some very promising u16 and u19 players coming through. Don't know about Germany.
 
Germany can't win anything in Russia.
 
Fully deserved out, we were the worst team in the group and that win against Sweden was already really lucky.

Also not sure we are going to get much better anytime soon, most of our best players will be well past 30 next WC and there isn't too much outstanding talent coming through at the moment.

Where do you think this team would go in the current World Cup:

Ter Stegen
Kimmich Tah Sule Hector
Weigl Kroos
Sane Draxler Brandt
Werner

Should definitely be enough to get out of the group stages and into the quarters given they defeated Chile and Mexico on their way to winning the Confederations Cup just a year ago. The talent is definitely there, but was missing from the current batch was the hunger. A lot of those players became very successful at a young age winning the World Cup, Champions League and domestic league titles so they lacked the intensity to continue playing at the highest level.

Neuer, Muller, Ozil, Boateng, Khedira, Hummels. All fantastic servants to the German NT and legends but they have lost the motivation. I still think there is a lot of good talent to build on but the German team needs a completely new look now, with a new manager.

I don't think anyone foresaw what happened after 2004 when we got knocked out. We are certainly in a better position now than we were then.
 
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:lol::lol: The best thing about this WC. They got lucky vs us and now they get slammed by Korea.
 
Where do you think this team would go in the current World Cup:

Ter Stegen
Kimmich Tah Sule Hector
Weigl Kroos
Sane Draxler Brandt
Kimmich

Should definitely be enough to get out of the group stages and into the quarters given they defeated Chile and Mexico on their way to winning the Confederations Cup just a year ago. The talent is definitely there, but was missing from the current batch was the hunger. A lot of those players became very successful at a young age winning the World Cup, Champions League and domestic league titles so they lacked the intensity to continue playing at the highest level.

Neuer, Muller, Ozil, Boateng, Khedira, Hummels. All fantastic servants to the German NT and legends but they have lost the motivation. I still think there is a lot of good talent to build on but the German team needs a completely new look now, with a new manager.

I don't think anyone foresaw what happened after 2004 when we got knocked out. We are certainly in a better position now than we were then.

With whatever voodoo they use to duplicate kimmich. They can win it all.
 
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Someone do a Hitler reacts video for the love of all things green

Somebody already did. As a speaker of German, I find these hard to watch because I know the real words :(



Although this line is great:

"4th?!? In a two-horse race?!? We might as well be Arsenal!"

:lol:
 
Low has got to go after that surely.

Surely not. He'll darken the door for another four years I fear.
He'll play Khedira and Özil until either he or one of them retires from the national team...
 
Where do you think this team would go in the current World Cup:

Ter Stegen
Kimmich Tah Sule Hector
Weigl Kroos
Sane Draxler Brandt
Kimmich

Should definitely be enough to get out of the group stages and into the quarters given they defeated Chile and Mexico on their way to winning the Confederations Cup just a year ago. The talent is definitely there, but was missing from the current batch was the hunger. A lot of those players became very successful at a young age winning the World Cup, Champions League and domestic league titles so they lacked the intensity to continue playing at the highest level.

Neuer, Muller, Ozil, Boateng, Khedira, Hummels. All fantastic servants to the German NT and legends but they have lost the motivation. I still think there is a lot of good talent to build on but the German team needs a completely new look now, with a new manager.

I don't think anyone foresaw what happened after 2004 when we got knocked out. We are certainly in a better position now than we were then.

I reckon you mean Werner up front?

It's not a bad team, although Hector is almost 30 as well these days so he'll probably won't be in the team in 4 years, maybe Henrichs will take his place until then or even the this time shunned Plattenhardt? It's not a bad team and depending on team chemistry I could see them being somewhat of a decent national side but I doubt they will have much of a shot at a title unless Sané and Brandt somehow develop into absolute world class players then this team could go pretty far with some luck of the draw.
 
Somebody already did. As a speaker of German, I find these hard to watch because I know the real words :(



Although this line is great:

"4th?!? In a two-horse race?!? We might as well be Arsenal!"

:lol:


:lol:

South Korea! The team whose best player plays for Tottenham Hotspur.
 
Was not expecting Germany to go out at the group stages before the tournament began. :lol:
 
I started the game supporting germans to supporting korea , that's how crap they were. I was critical of sweden last Match but I am happy they are through. Germany like Italy are just a big name who have underperformed immensely.
 
I reckon you mean Werner up front?

It's not a bad team, although Hector is almost 30 as well these days so he'll probably won't be in the team in 4 years, maybe Henrichs will take his place until then or even the this time shunned Plattenhardt? It's not a bad team and depending on team chemistry I could see them being somewhat of a decent national side but I doubt they will have much of a shot at a title unless Sané and Brandt somehow develop into absolute world class players then this team could go pretty far with some luck of the draw.

Yea team chemistry will matter a lot and that was a major factor in why Germany were so consistent during the last 12 years so it definitely can help for the next generation as well.

Brandt and Sane can certainly become great players, there are already world class players in the squad in Kroos, Kimmich and Ter Stegen so we can build on them. Sule, Sane look sure to be world class players as well.
 
What's the story behind all the hate for Germany?

Don't get me wrong, i don't give a feck that they're out, but not sure where the hate comes form that's all.
 
What's the story behind all the hate for Germany?

Don't get me wrong, i don't give a feck that they're out, but not sure where the hate comes form that's all.
Many here are English, so consider the long standing rivalry between nations. Germany also has a reputation for being arrogant.
 
Did Martial score for France in Euro 2016? Werner gets thrown to the flanks to accommodate the zombie strikers who cannot hit a barn door but Werner still gets blamed for making huge sacrifices.

Last season:-
Werner: 21 goals in 45 apps
Martial: 11 goals in 45 apps

Yeah, but he is playing in Bundesliga.
 
Kroos & Kimmich look levels above the rest of the team. They should be made skipper & vice captain after this in my opinion. Not taking Sane was mental, he could have offered a threat they never showed in the entire tournament

Brandt looks decent I guess. Muller, Hummels, Boateng, Neuer, Ozil, etc are finished, If I was Germany's manager I'd never pick them again. Ter Stagen is better anyway.
 
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