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[Transfer United Till I Die]

Are we just repeating stuff* we've read in the papers?

Anyone hear about Figo to Real? You heard it here first, probably.

*Freshly squeezed horseshit

Well look, if you don't believe me then don't read my posts. Even if I were making it all up this is the transfer rumour thread.

I said we weren't getting gaitan well before all the denials and brought up kagawa before he was linked in bild.

How about you have a go then? Put your nuts on the line and give me some transfers straight from the papers.

 

[Transfer United Till I Die]

Rooney to City.

Nooooooo!

 

[Pexbo]

You're a miserable sod. All you do is jump from thread to thread being sarcastic and bitching at people.

And yes, m'vila had been linked to them for a long time.

How about you give us another one, something slightly less obvious. I'll see your hazard to city and raise you clint Dempsey to everton.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2136337/Everton-plan-second-bid-Clint-Dempsey.html

 

[prateik]

Rooney to City.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

M'Vila to Arse would be very good. Looks like Wenger has learnt from his bargain basement shopping on the last day of last season and is actually planning ahead. Wenger actually learning from a mistake is a historic moment.

 

[Brophs]

Well look, if you don't believe me then don't read my posts. Even if I were making it all up this is the transfer rumour thread.

I said we weren't getting gaitan well before all the denials and brought up kagawa before he was linked in bild.

How about you have a go then? Put your nuts on the line and give me some transfers straight from the papers.

How is me copying and pasting rumours from the papers 'putting my nuts on the line'? I don't think I'm an ITK. I have no interest in getting involved in some sort of transfer spazzer sweepstake.

I commented because you're not even trying anymore. Now you're just repeating things you've read in the paper. A proper fake ITK will keep that shit fresh.

 

[JustAFan]

The Kagawa thread that was linked was started in 2010, seems there have been links to him and England and him and United since that time.

 

[JustAFan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2136337/Everton-plan-second-bid-Clint-Dempsey.html

Article from April 27,2012 even

 

[Transfer United Till I Die]

Okey dokey.

 

[Bryan_Munich]

That excites you does it?

 

[KM]

That M'Vila to Arsenal stuff is originated from an Arsenal blogger. Could be true but then again I also read that Mata to Arsenal was done.

Dempsey to Everton was revealed by GrandOldTeam forum twitter about a month ago. No idea if it's true.

 

[Rednails]

Rooney to City.

City wouldn't want him now.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Why's that?

 

[Phil]

You're a miserable sod. All you do is jump from thread to thread being sarcastic and bitching at people.

This is quite a fair assessment.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

That M'Vila to Arsenal stuff is originated from an Arsenal blogger. Could be true but then again I also read that Mata to Arsenal was done.

Dempsey to Everton was revealed by GrandOldTeam forum twitter about a month ago. No idea if it's true.

Dude, you spend far too much time recording originations of transfer stories.

 

[evra]

Ahhhhhhhhh

 

[KM]

Dude, you spend far too much time recording originations of transfer stories.

Nope, all I do is just a twitter search and all is revealed!

 

[alastair]

As I may have mentioned, I have a connection close to the top of Liverpool, so I'm aware of what's going on there right now. Interesting times.

 

[Will Absolute]

You're a miserable sod. All you do is jump from thread to thread being sarcastic and bitching at people.

And yes, m'vila had been linked to them for a long time.

How about you give us another one, something slightly less obvious. I'll see your hazard to city and raise you clint Dempsey to everton.

You're doing Pogue an injustice. Sometimes he stays in the same thread being sarcastic and bitching at people.

 

[TheHorse'sMouth]

As I may have mentioned, I have a connection close to the top of Liverpool, so I'm aware of what's going on there right now. Interesting times.

What do you know Al?

 

[alastair]

What do you know Al?

Well through this season, all that I've been aware of is this:

In January, Dalglish wanted to sign another forward(I know not who) but it was vetoed by the club. The owner, Chief-Exec, and Dalglish have to agree on a transfer before it can be made. Dalglish has 2 votes, whilst the former two only have one each. This means a transfer can only be vetoed if both of the other two are firmly opposed to it.

Right now, apparently the same issue is happening. Dalglish has submitted a shortlist to the club but there won't be any movement until his future has been decided. My 'source' who is present at various board meetings at the club claims that he probably won't be around much longer and might be moved into an advisory role.

 

[Eyepopper]

Are we or aren't we signing Nigel Reo Coker?

 

[alastair]

Are we or aren't we signing Nigel Reo Coker?

I have it on good authority you're not.

 

[NM]

Well through this season, all that I've been aware of is this:

In January, Dalglish wanted to sign another forward(I know not who) but it was vetoed by the club. The owner, Chief-Exec, and Dalglish have to agree on a transfer before it can be made. Dalglish has 2 votes, whilst the former two only have one each. This means a transfer can only be vetoed if both of the other two are firmly opposed to it.

Right now, apparently the same issue is happening. Dalglish has submitted a shortlist to the club but there won't be any movement until his future has been decided. My 'source' who is present at various board meetings at the club claims that he probably won't be around much longer and might be moved into an advisory role.

Nooooooooooooooooooo. Dalglish needs to stay and waste more money on crap signings!!

 

[Will Absolute]

Well through this season, all that I've been aware of is this:

In January, Dalglish wanted to sign another forward(I know not who) but it was vetoed by the club. The owner, Chief-Exec, and Dalglish have to agree on a transfer before it can be made. Dalglish has 2 votes, whilst the former two only have one each. This means a transfer can only be vetoed if both of the other two are firmly opposed to it.

Right now, apparently the same issue is happening. Dalglish has submitted a shortlist to the club but there won't be any movement until his future has been decided. My 'source' who is present at various board meetings at the club claims that he probably won't be around much longer and might be moved into an advisory role.

Wouldn't surprise me. Liverpool's tradition of sticking with the manager come hell or high water probably won't weigh with FSW. They've given him a lot of money, and he's pissed it away on overpriced English mediocrity.

 

[Ramshock]

Can anyone reasonable list what our most realistic targets might be? Fergie mentioned a maximum of three.

 

[Relevated]

Can anyone reasonable list what our most realistic targets might be? Fergie mentioned a maximum of three.

Clyne
Kagawa
???

 

[pocco]

I'd guess Clyne and Hazard are two. Fergie said to expect maybe 2 or 3 signings, but we'll probably have a few targets for each area.

 

[Ramshock]

Clyne, Strootman and Kagawa seem plausible. Id love Martinez, Hazard/Munain and Llorente but seems far fetched

 

[Devil may care]

Maybe we could have one off the a list.

 

[Ekeke]

Clyne
Another young player like a Butland or Powell
Kagawa or someone else ready to go straight into the team

Thats about all we should realistically expect

 

[gooDevil]

I suspect we'll purchase an old sack that used to hold potatoes but is now empty, a three-legged dog with one eye named Lucky, and Stephen Ireland.

That's all we deserve.

 

[Dobba]

My ITK source says we will announce that the supposed debt interest payments have actually been used to find the fountain of youth. Then we unveil an 18 year old Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs and Roy Keane.

 

[Crispy71]

My ITK source says we will announce that the supposed debt interest payments have actually been used to find the fountain of youth. Then we unveil an 18 year old Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs and Roy Keane.

Then find that they all sign for shitty...

 

[Plan M]

I suspect we'll purchase an old sack that used to hold potatoes but is now empty, a three-legged dog with one eye named Lucky, and Stephen Ireland.

That's all we deserve.

 

[Rednails]

Why's that?

They have got Aguero, Tevez, Nasri, Silva. The only forward they need is Van Persie.

 

[Ramshock]

They have got Aguero, Tevez, Nasri, Silva. The only forward they need is Van Persie.

Not to mention Dzeko, Ballotelli and Adebayor still on the books.

 

[gulli_G]

Any updates RR, on anything we need good news, after a depressing season (could get better if win the Title, but i'm already setup for disapointment).

 

[Raoul]

Not to mention Dzeko, Ballotelli and Adebayor still on the books.

There are murmurings that Dzeko may be off this summer to seek more playing time. Adebayor is also likely to be moved on IMO.

 

[Will Absolute]

There are murmurings that Dzeko may be off this summer to seek more playing time. Adebayor is also likely to be moved on IMO.

With the wages they're on, it's going to be a monumental task for City to rid themselves of unwanted players.