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I heard rumours a while ago that Ferguson was mega pissed off with him because he was after a move to Madrid and declared just as he got back frm injury, but it was only that, rumours.
 
Of course it's bollocks, and Edmeiste has no credible sources on it whatsoever.

No-one on here is an ITK, people need to start realizing this, especially the ones who think they are.
 
The phrase "I've heard rumours" should be taken out, shot in the face and then dropped into a vat of acid.
 
Me personally, I dont know because I'm not an ITK but there are couple people that I know that have a better idea of what's going at the club than I do. That's where I got it from. You can call it bollocks all you want. Doesnt change what happened.

Doesn't change what someone you said you know said happened.

Study the difference. And learn.
 
Just to clear up, Vidic wanted to go to madrid and we agreed but fell through when he got injured

sure he did, that completely ties in with everything he has said publically.

If you are going to try to be definitive, at least provide your source
 
Me personally, I dont know because I'm not an ITK but there are couple people that I know that have a better idea of what's going at the club than I do. That's where I got it from. You can call it bollocks all you want. Doesnt change what happened.

You shouldn't post claims up as fact then, or keep unconfirmed rumours with no credible sources to yourself, as all it does is generate the above.

I also reckon the people you know who have a better idea about what's going on at the club than you, don't have any idea.
 
That's pretty loose usage of the phrase 'clear up'. Are you sure you didnt mean 'make up'.

I'm getting bored of this nonsense polluting the football forums.

Just to clear up Moses.

Torres was due to sign for us before he had a religious experience involving the Lord Our Saviour tatooing YAWN on his arm while pissed at an Athletico Madrid end of season party (just to clear up the clearing it was Torres that pissed, not God).

To further clear things up Dimitat Berbatov and Andy Garcia are, as feared, the same person. He's playing Martin Ferguson in an upcoming Hollywood film which paints the whole tapping up affair in a poor light. That's the reason Ferguson is getting rid.

Finally. Slim Shady is not actually The Real Slim Shady at all.
 
look moses, clearly you think it's bollocks. fine with me.

It might be true, but that's not the point. Which we are day 2 trying to explain to you. If you have no actual sources then keep it to yourself. I come to the caf to get football info. Not inane fabrications. This thread is like being stuck behind a group of hysterical twats on a long bus journey. What they say might be right but you have no way of knowing. So stop posting unsubstantiated bollocks.
 
It might be true, but that's not the point. Which we are day 2 trying to explain to you. If you have no actual sources then keep it to yourself. I come to the caf to get football info. Not inane fabrications. This thread is like being stuck behind a group of hysterical twats on a long bus journey. What they say might be right but you have no way of knowing. So stop posting unsubstantiated bollocks.

I said it earlier and I'll say it again. I am not an ITK or whatever you call it. I just know a couple people that have a better idea of what's going on at the club and most of the things they've told me havent been wrong.
 
Is this thread not for the specific reason that it gives the rumour gimps a thread to be rumour gimps, and gives the rest of us somewhere to point at the rumour gimps and laugh?
 
Is this thread not for the specific reason that it gives the rumour gimps a thread to be rumour gimps, and gives the rest of us somewhere to point at the rumour gimps and laugh?

Yes, but not to just pluck something out of the air. That is what the general forum is from. Even rumours have sources.
 
I said it earlier and I'll say it again. I am not an ITK or whatever you call it. I just know a couple people that have a better idea of what's going on at the club and most of the things they've told me havent been wrong.

Great. Enjoy the wisdom and stop posting it here unless you tell us who they are and how they know. That is all I have to say. If you have any questions just read my posts in this thread. All I have to say on the matter is already here.
 
Yes, but not to just pluck something out of the air. That is what the general forum is from. Even rumours have sources.

But surely none of these ITK's ever reveal their sources? I thought that was the point, get them all in here to post their bollocks, then tell them it's bollocks.
 
It might be true, but that's not the point. Which we are day 2 trying to explain to you. If you have no actual sources then keep it to yourself. I come to the caf to get football info. Not inane fabrications. This thread is like being stuck behind a group of hysterical twats on a long bus journey. What they say might be right but you have no way of knowing. So stop posting unsubstantiated bollocks.

I said it earlier and I'll say it again. I am not an ITK or whatever you call it. I just know a couple people that have a better idea of what's going on at the club and most of the things they've told me havent been wrong.

What they say might be right but you have no way of knowing. So stop posting unsubstantiated bollocks.

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I'm just gonna spell it out once and leave it be. So yesterday, I heard that in the fall we had agreed to sell Vidic to madrid. I didnt believe it as I'm not even sure where it came from . Then I recently checked with one of my 'sources' to see if there was some validity to it and he said yes and that it's been confirmed.

To me, it doesn't make sense as he's our captain and a vital player. Makes little sense for SAF to let go but afaik, he's been spot on most things regarding United.
 
But surely none of these ITK's ever reveal their sources? I thought that was the point, get them all in here to post their bollocks, then tell them it's bollocks.

That takes some restraint, which people don't have. And not just that, but Edmeiste is not even entertaining the possibilty he might be wrong. He is stating it as fact with no sources. Not having it.
 
Yes, I don't think anyone has missed your point, I think you have managed to miss our point - which has been expressed a good four hundred times, over and over again.
 
I'm just gonna spell it out once and leave it be. So yesterday, I heard that in the fall we had agreed to sell Vidic to madrid. I didnt believe it as I'm not even sure where it came from . Then I recently checked with one of my 'sources' to see if there was some validity to it and he said yes and that it's been confirmed.

To me, it doesn't make sense as he's our captain and a vital player. Makes little sense for SAF to let go but afaik, he's been spot on most things regarding United.

Well if that happens again. Don't bother posting it.
 
I, for one, believe that anyone whose name used to be Manutdlova4ever and who is posting from the USA would have the inside track on transfer dealings at OT.
 
I was under the impression this was the thread for all actual developments in transfers not related to the player specific threads, not for random speculation based on nothing but speculation hence the twitter/man down the pub thread.
 
I, for one, believe that anyone whose name used to be Manutdlova4ever and who is posting from the USA would have the inside track on transfer dealings at OT.

Yeah he lost me by saying we had agreed to sell him "in the fall".

Vidic doesn't do fall.
 
I was under the impression this was the thread for all actual developments in transfers not related to the player specific threads, not for random speculation based on nothing but speculation hence the twitter/man down the pub thread.

Honestly, I think we've all lost track at this point. This was supposed to be the "I've heard a rumour" thread but then every nutter jumped on it, to the point that there'd have to be around four hundred people, each of them with a close link to RedCafe, in every transfer negotiation involving the club.

I think the Twitter thread was renamed, which seems to have caused some confusion, but really, the whole thing's just a clusterfeck of "Yeah, well my dad's a ninja stuntman, so there" at this point.
 
I've heard rumour that Kagawa is reluctant to join United because Fergie has, and I quote: "Sub-par Japanese."
 
Honestly, I think we've all lost track at this point. This was supposed to be the "I've heard a rumour" thread but then every nutter jumped on it, to the point that there'd have to be around four hundred people, each of them with a close link to RedCafe, in every transfer negotiation involving the club.

I think the Twitter thread was renamed, which seems to have caused some confusion, but really, the whole thing's just a clusterfeck of "Yeah, well my dad's a ninja stuntman, so there" at this point.

Yeah it does seem to be the, 'I served with the SAS in Northern Ireland, alongside the other 20,000 who say so' thread.


Though it does open up a gap - we have the baseless rumours thread, player specific threads and the confirmed deals thread so this ought to be the all non-Hazard/Modric/Kagawa thread.
 
Reliable sources on Caf means some bloke from twitter.
 
Honestly, I think we've all lost track at this point. This was supposed to be the "I've heard a rumour" thread but then every nutter jumped on it, to the point that there'd have to be around four hundred people, each of them with a close link to RedCafe, in every transfer negotiation involving the club.

I think the Twitter thread was renamed, which seems to have caused some confusion, but really, the whole thing's just a clusterfeck of "Yeah, well my dad's a ninja stuntman, so there" at this point.

I spent fifteen minutes compiling that list in the OP of that twitter thread, you guys went and changed the title of that thread.