Jeez. How many like this one are out there among us!
Kurt Zouma / 180 hours community service + banned from keeping cats for 5 years
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
I saw a photo but don’t think I can watch the video. I’ll get too annoyed.
Zouma is scum
Zouma is scum
From a contract perspective I think the club would be fully justified in firing him on the grounds of gross misconduct. Creating a video that goes viral abusing an animal is certainly grounds for that in most jobs. If they will is another matter. Sadly he'd just get another club.
John Hartson/Alan Shearer
Why the hell would someone do this? And film it? And put it online and with a kid involved??
Its not only animal cruelty, its also child abuse.
Its baffling. I hope the cat and the kid gets a new home tbf
Its not only animal cruelty, its also child abuse.
Its baffling. I hope the cat and the kid gets a new home tbf
Either you think cats have 9 lives or you cant imagine any injury if a human was kicked by an elephant? Same sort of proportion or scale.
I hear you on the legal front, totally agree. I don't think speculating about football repercussions implies you see footballers as special though. Why would it imply that?
Some posters are so committed to being contrarian they have to weigh in as pro-twatting little fluffy animals around, just to keep up appearances. 
Nice posts.
We always take in strays - some that have been in bad ways (cruel owners, a mangled leg, very thin, etc) - and give them a loving home. And they always respond by showing love back - especially our neutered tom cats.
This morning I was asleep with just the top of my head out the covers - I woke up with my cat pawing and stroking the top of my head!
And it wasn't just because he wanted food or anything. Once he'd got my attention he stayed sat with me for ages. They really are loving pets if you're a loving owner to them.
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Vile cnut. Not a chance in hell I’m watching the video. Hope he doesn’t recover from this and his career gets effectively ruined.
I meant in the sense of the social media mob pile on not actually being penalised for the offence, which yes he should be really. It’s just ive seen someone say his legs should be broken and that all footballers are bell ends. Police are getting lambasted for something they didn’t even say and apparently all french footballers are wrong uns. The actual animal cruelty has already become second fiddle to agendas and the mob mentality already.
Just checked his wiki, and apparently this dude is 27 - same age as Lindelof. That seems strange for some reason. I thought he was much younger.
There was one episode in Rick & Morty where dogs revolted against humans and kind of enslaved them. This cnut needs the same treatment . But from cats , which would be 10 times more cruel naturally.
Bit daft to assume everyone on this massive message board eats meat, isn’t it? Lovely try at attempting to look super wise though.
Terrible to generalize I know, but frankly the last few weeks have been an absolute nightmare for the football PR people. The Premier League must be seriously concerned about the image of its product at this point. If I was an executive in charge I would be that is for sure.
One time we had workmen in and we couldn't find her. Then we could hear mewing in mum and dad's bedroom, the workmen had taken a floorboard up to do something with the electrics and she had gone down the hole. Then of course the workman had put the floorboard back. My grandad came round to take the floorboard up to release her.
I feel like Zlatan would appreciate cats for their ego and weird flexibility. Get him after him
We don’t know what kind of mental health issues a cat could have. Animals suffer from anxiety and stress just like humans. Imagine where you’re a naturally guarded species and yet you still get attacked — you’d be under a lot of stress. There are literally no mitigating factors here. He’s hurting an animal for shits and giggles. It’s just plain sick.
Same thing happened to the dam whom I got my lab puppy from. They do like to hit their tail off everything. They’re like beating a drum.
That's my default position until provided evidence that suggests otherwise.
Of course you are correct that none of us know for sure. But my position seems a bit more reasonable than his
Has anyone checked on @The Cat?
Maybe about 15 years too late but I’m never idolising another footballer again - bar few - they’re all scumbags.
Im pretty sure Mata isnt a scumbag.
Hope Moyes reminds him he isnt too big for a slap
I should have been more clear then on what football repercussions would imply that. Termination by West Ham would not imply that. Him finding it difficult to play football elsewhere would not imply that.
Him being banned by the FA from playing football would definitely imply that, because it imposes a standard you really don't find in many professions.
To think this guy is loaded enough to do constructive activities during his time off but no instead he gets his entertainment from abusing animals. I wonder if west ham will allow him to do any charity functions as animal abusers should not be anywhere near vulnerable human beings
No we don’t. You don’t compare animals to human beings. “Others” is not a term reserved for animals. This is not even a debate I’m willing to have. Let’s just agree to disagree.
How bad is the video? As someone who likes animals and cats in particular I really don't want to watch it.
I agree. The cat is likely to have been traumatised especially if this type of thing is a regular occurrence.
Don't watch it. It's very bad.
Oh okay, then we're in complete agreement. My question was more geared towards speculating on what we think WH should do.
He volleyed the cat across a room. He then chases the clearly terrified cat around the room. It's caught by one of the kids who holds it up so Zouma can give it hard slap.
Definitely disagree then. Don't see any reason for putting human beings on a pedestal.
Awful!
This was my first assumption too. But i've just watched it again. I think it's 3 separate occasions (based on clothing in the videos).
I might be wrong, but I think it's multiple occasions all put together in one video. Which is even more fecking deplorable.
Religion.
Shouldn't he have his pets taken away and banned from keeping any for starters?
Holy shit. You could be right.
The video played out as a skit.
Don’t. Infuriating & disgusting.