Exactly, and yet it continues.
I keep checking this thread with hopes of a news story or something somewhat concrete. However, much like the Tevez thread, there is nothing.
Karim Benzema
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Exactly, and yet it continues.
I keep checking this thread with hopes of a news story or something somewhat concrete. However, much like the Tevez thread, there is nothing.
If I told you a good friend from my local, who is ITK said to me 'it's a done deal' and that we're just 'waiting for the funds' for a double swoop of Benzema and Ribery - would that give you something concrete. Done Deal, says Fat Joe 'Heard It' Braithwhistle, top red.
Who is Benzema?
Any good?
Any good?
Fergie won't you buy me, a Mercedez Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
This thread will dominate the Berbathread.
No, that is no where near concrete
It's more like porridge
Only because the Berbathread is too lazy for it's own good.
I hope he's worth it - I've had my cock out for a week.
and the Benz thread drives like a Merc
Have we signed him yet?
yea, £26.6m 5 year deal
Must say he's a bit (original - haha)Ronaldo like but without the amazing step overs and elastico - and a few other things, I suspect.
Cheeky. I almost, and I mean almost, got caught with my cock out at work.
DoctorEvil, have you backed anyone yet?
Backed who? Please explain.
i bet we dont even put in a bid for him, all this wanking for nothing
You must be a bot, a spamming one.
we are not buying anyone this summer shut down redcafe and get back to work or studying......Macheda will score 20 goals, and welbeck will score 40 goals next season. rooney will get 25 and berba will get 15. Thats 100 goal for next season, what more do we need?
No that is one competition I do not want to win.
Anderson to score
This thread operates with the motto of "Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
the problem is there are so many rumors. Aguero, benezema etc - it's very difficult to be excited when you know you'll only buy one from that 
To be a muppet for a second: aguero Benezema and rooney would be fecking awesome. Won't happen but it would. With the kids on the bench and berbatov in his 'new' midfield position -coughs-
To be a muppet for a second: aguero Benezema and rooney would be fecking awesome. Won't happen but it would. With the kids on the bench and berbatov in his 'new' midfield position -coughs-
Please.. We don't need Aguero. We need a striker, a winger and an attacking midfielder. Not something in between.the problem is there are so many rumors. Aguero, benezema etc - it's very difficult to be excited when you know you'll only buy one from that
To be a muppet for a second: aguero Benezema and rooney would be fecking awesome. Won't happen but it would. With the kids on the bench and berbatov in his 'new' midfield position -coughs-
benezema is a striker. In a front 3 rooney and aguero wouldn't be restricted and besides we get plenty of width from rafael and evra raiding down the wings in support
It's gonna happen lol
Being serious though we have Anderson who should be given more responsibility in terms of attacking and I think he can do that attacking midfield role for us
shut up, cocks
He's not coming is he
lets keep it believable
Porridge made from pecker snot.
That's just lazy, they could at least have made a crappy photoshop image of him in a Real shirt.
Oh Top, when I saw your name as last poster and opened the thread I was dizzy with excitement at the prospect of a gif. You've let me down.
A loose translation:
I hope that it isn't true, but if it is, it certainly wouldn't surprise me.
Of course, it would be spun as another player choosing Madrid over United, even though there is no serious evidence that we are even interested in the player.
I hope that it isn't true, but if it is, it certainly wouldn't surprise me.
Of course, it would be spun as another player choosing Madrid over United, even though there is no serious evidence that we are even interested in the player.
I think it'll be quicker and easier to list the players Madrid haven't bought this summer come the end of it
I hope he does go to madrid with half of the others they're woo'ing. The year after will see alot of disgruntled talent willing to move for cheap for sir alex to work his magic bringing to Old Trafford.
Oh Top, when I saw your name as last poster and opened the thread I was dizzy with excitement at the prospect of a gif. You've let me down.
There's not a whole lot to work with these days, Count.
I suppose could try to take the piss out of Benitez spending £18 mil on Johnson, but it'd seem a bit too desperate.
I can't stand Madrid, but it is gunna be fascinating seeing how it all goes off. This many ego's all together, so many new players, the immense wage disparity that's gunna exist, the fact there's only 11 places to dish out on a given day...
It's all very well splashing the cash, but where do you go then if it all ends in tears?
It's all very well splashing the cash, but where do you go then if it all ends in tears?
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