Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

FriedClams said:
what dirt do you have on the moderators to be allowed to keep posting here? All you is say Liverpool are the best and laugh at man utd. I do not want to infringe upon forum rules, so I will say that you clearly have no problems with your personality and are confident in your life decision to post on here. It’s not weird at all.

feck each and every one of your posts.
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leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
 
Jcrossley94 said:
One thing Ferguson/guardiola/mourinho we’re/are all great at when trying to build long term success, was consistently refreshing/rebuilding the team from a position of strength, not weakness. Klopp or FSG (hard to tell which) seems to be content just replacing players they lose, which isn’t the same thing at all. Take city for example, lost Jesus and went out and got Haaland AND Alvarez.

Think Liverpool and Klopp are in danger of letting there good work over the last few years go down the pan for a whilst, and the train could have already left the station when they didn’t strengthen more this summer.
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When has Jose ever rebuilt/refreshed a team? He's never been anywhere long enough to do that.
 
rimaldo said:
leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
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:lol:
 
Dumbstar said:
You realise the size of violin being played among opposition fans with this repeated shaggy dog story?

You were the biggest club with lots of Sky/flotation money from back in the 90s. What the feck was Ferguson doing for those years before 1999? And where are the CL trophies from 2000 to when Pep and Messi appeared? Why the feck did Liverpool win it in that time? Where was Ferguson?

Bob Paisley won three within 9 years. No excuses made for him. None needed.
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Go on son, go on!
 
rimaldo said:
leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
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:lol:
 
Dumbstar said:
You realise the size of violin being played among opposition fans with this repeated shaggy dog story?

You were the biggest club with lots of Sky/flotation money from back in the 90s. What the feck was Ferguson doing for those years before 1999? And where are the CL trophies from 2000 to when Pep and Messi appeared? Why the feck did Liverpool win it in that time? Where was Ferguson?

Bob Paisley won three within 9 years. No excuses made for him. None needed.
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Bob won the Old European Cup, harder to qualify for but easier to win than the modern Champions League.
 
rimaldo said:
leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
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:lol:

You'll have touched a nerve there.
 
TheReligion said:
I think Mane wanted to move on. Not sure what’s gone on in the background but he’s had his nose put out of place.

Wijnaldum alluded to something similar when he left?
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I think Wijnaldum’s exit was money motivated and contract negotiations stalled over his extension.

Yeah Mane wanted out in 2021 apparently but stayed an extra year. Probably a bit frustrated with Salah getting favoured as well.
 
rimaldo said:
leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
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“The resurgent devils”…remembering that.
 
rimaldo said:
leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
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:lol: :lol:
 
Klopper76 said:
I think Wijnaldum’s exit was money motivated and contract negotiations stalled over his extension.

Yeah Mane wanted out in 2021 apparently but stayed an extra year. Probably a bit frustrated with Salah getting favoured as well.
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What's happening with Salah ? He isn't really motivated these days. Wasn't that great against Everton as well.
 
Salah finally wrangled his big fat contract and is now sitting plum looking less threatening than ever. The next 2 months will be really interesting for the Scouse.
 
Klopper76 said:
I think Wijnaldum’s exit was money motivated and contract negotiations stalled over his extension.

Yeah Mane wanted out in 2021 apparently but stayed an extra year. Probably a bit frustrated with Salah getting favoured as well.
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You should have picked up Eriksen in the summer thinking about it.
 
bond19821982 said:
What's happening with Salah ? He isn't really motivated these days. Wasn't that great against Everton as well.
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@choccy77 couldn't secure the move away, then he got banned from the Caf, so it's been a difficult few months for Mo.
 
rimaldo said:
leave dumbstar alone. you don’t know his story. he spent decades on here with liverpool a laughing stock. decades having to endure united winning trophy after trophy whilst his side scrambled around buying the likes of jay spearing from themselves for vastly inflated sums. then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.

and now it’s all crashing down around him again. the transfer market fails, the puzzling starting line ups, the resurgent devils. it was supposed to last longer than this. he was supposed to get more out of it than this. he was supposed to be able to lord it over delusional united fans for an eternity. he is broken.
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Holy shit i havent laughed this much in years!

You really deserve your award mate "Funniest Poster" fair play! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
If Liverpool come good, one of their players or a member of staff should dress up as a witch and run around Melwood for a bit. Would be lols.
 
Dumbstar said:
You realise the size of violin being played among opposition fans with this repeated shaggy dog story?

You were the biggest club with lots of Sky/flotation money from back in the 90s. What the feck was Ferguson doing for those years before 1999? And where are the CL trophies from 2000 to when Pep and Messi appeared? Why the feck did Liverpool win it in that time? Where was Ferguson?

Bob Paisley won three within 9 years. No excuses made for him. None needed.
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It's a cup competition at the end of the day.

Don't talk to me about the 80s cups. It was a glorified super cup back then. The Irish champs, then the Finnish champs, the mighty Belgian champs then a quarter final against the glorious Swiss champs, French champs and finally a one off against a good team. Joke comp.
 
rimaldo said:
then finally, finally, the script was flipped and manchester united started to buy dross and liverpool began to rack up *flicks through pages* one premier league title.
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I'm in tears :lol::lol::lol:

I actually visualized someone wearing those 1980s glasses, flicking through a huge ass books full of dust
 
Aww, the good old days of David Moore’s pools money and the excessive use of the pass back to the keeper. Glorious.
 
[Liverpool FC Help] Fans should not congregate in public areas and should avoid becoming isolated in areas away from the port area of the city. We strongly recommend you avoid the city centre. If you chose to visit, please beware that you may be targeted for theft, robbery, or assault.
This is Liverpool FC saying this.
 
reddyornot said:
[Liverpool FC Help] Fans should not congregate in public areas and should avoid becoming isolated in areas away from the port area of the city. We strongly recommend you avoid the city centre. If you chose to visit, please beware that you may be targeted for theft, robbery, or assault.
This is Liverpool FC saying this.
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Quite right of them to say it as well.
 
"See you in Istanbul" he said. :lol: Must have meant just the initial draw of the groups.
 
At this rate, Klopp will be gone by the end of the season. Long live the greatest team to ever grace the league.
 
Telsim said:
"See you in Istanbul" he said. :lol: Must have meant just the initial draw of the groups.
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To be fair, it's still the first game of the group stage so who knows. They can easily get through still, and probably will

But this definitely isn't a one off game as they've looked ropey most season so far. Something is off
 
How nice of him to instruct his defenders to stand still in solidarity with the sacking of Tuchel. I haven't seen such a class act since the support of Suarez.
 
horsechoker said:
Poch to Liverpool?
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They will get better as the season progresses but they need quite the big rebuild. They let too many main players age without replacements, mostly in their back 4 and midfield. Let's hope they get Poch and things go back to normal and Liverpool are a joke again,
 
At least Liverpool supporters can be grateful that their team aren't ran like Chelsea as Klopp would be sacked with their current league position and effort in Naples tonight
 
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